Chapter 8: Si Jiao Men God

"Zhong Wan, here, here,"

Xiao Meimei called Zhong Wan excitedly.

"I saw it too, Xiao Meimei, can you calm down."

Zhong Wan held up the panache at this time.

"How can there be a big rock in this water? Is there something buried under the water?

"You see this stone is like a god statue, as in mythology?"

Xiao Meimei said with her eyes rolling around.

"Huh? Is that obviously a head exposed? ”

Zhong Wan touched it with his hand while studying, blurted out, and said that his head was also startled.

"Presumptuous, who is touching the old man's hairdressing? Isn't it good for people to enjoy the lake and mountains quietly? Why do you two goblins have to disturb the old man's dreams? ”

The stone statue shook its chubby body, and it really couldn't stand their chatter.

"We ......"

didn't wait for Zhong Wan to talk to Xiao Meimei.

The statue continued, "What are you here for? Why do you see the old man? What kind of marriage is it seeking? Or what fame and fortune? ”

After speaking, he raised his eyes and looked at the two little ghosts, and the old god was talking again.

"I see that you two are so young, and you are not here to ask for this?

Before he finished speaking, his eyebrows condensed, and he glanced sideways at Zhong Wan and said.

"Huh? You little devil looks familiar. ”

Pulling his hands back and forth, he dragged Zhong Wan's whole body to the side, and he almost stretched his face ten meters long.

"Hahahaha,......"

Stone statue (Shimen God: The guardian mountain god of Fenglin Temple. Laughing maniacally, he said with a smug look in his mouth.

"Xiao Zhongwan, it turned out to be you! Hum~! ”

The statue laughed gloatingly.

"I fight, I fight, I fight, I fight......"

Wielding the hammer that he conjured out of thin air.

Zhong Wan scurried around with his head in his hands, screaming innocently.

The strange old man muttered: "The old man has seen the mountain for the old phoenix for thousands of years, and he has never missed a flaw, nor has he ever done anything wrong, why are you so obsessed with it, and you are considered a "bar"!" ”

After all, the strange old man is still singing~

"The cool breeze has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and the emotions of my Sijiao are like spending days like years..."

"Listen, listen, the handsome and chic, gentle and affectionate young man, peony flowers bloom wherever he goes, and then look at me now, the dead branches and leaves, not all thanks to you, if you didn't deceive me, why did I have no day and night on this mountain, it was countless lonely nights!"

As he spoke, he looked around and peeked at it, and then said reassuringly.

"Today I can boldly scatter my temper, see who still protects you, Xiao Zhongwan, Xiao Zhongwan, eat me a hammer."

Zhong Wan's poor head greeted countless mallets in this way.

The stone statue beat Zhong Wan here, and Xiao Meimei on the other side was also very puzzled.

"You too, who made you so unlucky, bang ......"

Xiao Meimei covered her head, looked at Zhong Wan aggrievedly and said, "Why did you provoke him, do you hurt!" ”

"Of course it hurts......"

Zhong Wan whispered.

"That? Why don't I feel it? ”

Xiaomei muttered.

Zhong Wan is interested in this strange stone statue, well, it should be an old man according to his age, right? ...... His face was full of doubts, but he felt that he should be a good person, and he could still call his name if he knew himself, maybe he really knew him?

Since he is so sad, he must have been hit by something, and it didn't hurt to beat him anyway~ Let him be angry.

This old man is not so bad~