I cursed in my heart, and when I got home, my father also made dinner for me, so I told my father about it.

"You have met a dead water ghost, you must be careful to deal with it, you must not ask for what she left, and you must respectfully send back whatever she leaves, understand?"

My dad smoked a bag of cigarettes and said to me that things on the river are very troublesome, and sometimes a lot of weird things can't be dealt with at all, so everything will be fine if you can only send them away.

I thought I had thrown away the high heels a long time ago, but I didn't say much for fear that my father would worry, so I just returned to my house and silently recited a passage, the Taoist talisman mantra, which is very difficult to remember.

If I could memorize it, I would have memorized it a long time ago, but it would be too difficult!

I'll read a paragraph to you.

"The three treasures of the Shangqing Dynasty present the book, and the next one invites the bell of the five directions to ring, and the Taishang Laojun is free, wielding the sword of the ......."

I don't know how to pronounce the last word, I have a headache when I look at this Taoist book, and there are hundreds of dense sentences behind it, I simply gave up, and I can memorize a sentence like this is a genius.

But I have a talent for reading?

I was defeated......

The inheritance of the Taoist priest is ruined in my generation, and I will use the water-splitting golden eye, which is relatively simple for me, but it is more difficult for others, hehe!

I still have a specialty, but when I have a problem with my golden eye, I didn't know until tonight.

At 10 o'clock in the evening, I pulled some supplementary wowotou, bacon, noodles and the like as usual, and this time there was a woman who accompanied me out.

As soon as this woman got on the boat, I felt that something was wrong with her, because she didn't like to talk, and I always felt like a ghost when she was a woman who couldn't talk!

I was careful to guard her, and secretly hung the donkey's hooves around my waist, and whenever she moved, I checked ...... Dead.

Recently, the TV is playing a joke about Qianlong, I especially like that song,

"The encounter of the first life is willing to be confused, and the encounter of the first life is complained to, and the love is so much that I can't love it......"

"The sea never dries up, and the sky never sees through it!"

I sing with my hands dancing, and I sing very loudly, I like to shout like this, and no one can control Lao Tzu.

While singing to strengthen my courage, I secretly checked the woman's movements, and hey, I found that she was wearing a red scarf, which was ghostly!

Because the weather is relatively hot, my ship prepared some ice cubes to cool down, I like to eat this in the summer, and Zhao Long also fought for an ice cube, not to mention, anyway, this is a good thing.

When it's hot, you can quench your thirst, and when you meet bad guys, you can also use it as a weapon, and the benefits are endless.

"I can't love it!"

I was rowing the boat, and I was singing to the climax, thinking that this song is so like Lao Tzu?

"Click!"

I put the ice in the river, because I saw a female ghost in red in the ice,, you finally appeared?

"What the hell? Do you think I can't see that you're a ghost? ”

I held the donkey's hooves in my hand, "Demon donkey hooves, look at the move!" ”

As soon as I got into the mouth of the red scarf, I shouted, "Evil obstacles, surrender quickly!" ”

I almost cried when I made the red scarf, brushed aside the donkey's hooves, and vomited on the side: "What are you doing, what are you doing!" ”

Pushing my donkey's hooves away, I noticed that she was nothing out of the ordinary, so I asked, "Aren't you a ghost?" ”

"You are the ghost, Zhang Wei of the lumber yard is my man, I used to let you not eat and walk around! Prosperous! ”

She yelled at me angrily, I patted my head, thinking that something bad was wrong, I might have made a mistake, so I hurriedly said a bunch of good things to apologize, but she was still angry that I regarded this delicate woman as a ghost, of course, in my eyes she was an ugly woman.

I continued rowing, and I had a lot of ice, so I pulled out another piece and was going to take two bites.

"Smack!"

I threw the ice away again, and there was a shadow of a female ghost in red in the ice, and she smiled at me.

I stopped the boat and looked left and right, looking up and down, and the red scarf asked: "What are you doing, mysterious, do you want to plot evil, I tell you, I ......"

She still thinks I'm going to rob her, and you don't look at your style, the folds are growing, I'm a yellow flower guy.

I was disdainful in my heart, and said quietly on my face: "I found a female ghost in red? ”

"What, Lady in Red?"

The red scarf screamed loudly: "Then you clean her up, I heard that there is a female ghost in red around here, as long as you meet her, it will be a dead end!" ”

"Then why are you wearing a red scarf?"

I said strangely, aren't you summoning ghosts?

"I'm called this, fight poison with poison, maybe the female ghost feels that I'm the same kind and won't hurt me!"

The explanation of the red scarf made me speechless for a while, I looked around and didn't see the female ghost in red, the place in front of me was where the female ghost in red always appeared, and I had a premonition.

Don't...... The female ghost in red saw me and returned her high heels, intending to take revenge on me? I prepared black dog blood and put it at my feet, and when Lao Tzu saw you, I sprayed you to death.

But I didn't see the shadow of the female ghost in red until I walked, and I wondered if this female ghost was afraid that I wouldn't show up?

"You say, how many people did the female ghost in red kill? Is it? ”

I asked about the red scarf.

"It's the boatmen who die!"

There was an eerie voice from behind, I felt that something was wrong, and when I turned around, I found that the red scarf stood up gloomily, and in his hand he still held a handful of iron cables on my boat.

"Well, what's wrong with you?"

I sensed something wasn't quite right with her, so I asked, "Do you have a fever?" ”

"I want you dead!"

The red scarf roared miserably, her hair flying in the air, and even her eyes turned a seeping red.

, I hurriedly opened the golden eye, and when I looked at it, I found that a female ghost in red had occupied the body of the red scarf, and it was the female ghost who scared me.

"Do you think that my Liu family heir is so easy to die? Do I dare to come out and mess around? ”

I smiled and didn't care, I wasn't so afraid of this kind of ghost that didn't even have a zombie body, "Look at the donkey's hooves!" ”

I threw the donkey's hooves over, and who knew that the female ghost in red easily dodged it.

"Look at the move!"

I threw another one, and the female ghost in red dodged again.

, amazing, "Look at the move!" ”

I splashed the black dog's blood, and the female ghost in red ran away screaming, and I smiled, "Whatever you are doing, you will finish playing with this bloody bomb when you meet me!" ’

I looked at the red scarf proudly, and suddenly I felt that her face was wrong.

She looked at the dog blood all over her body, and angrily rushed over and pinched my ear: "You, you, why are you splashing me?" ”

"Let go, let go, listen to me!"

I'm a big man, and I'm a woman who twists my ears into something, but she doesn't let go when she's angry, and I get angry: "Grab the milk dragon claw hand!" ”

I frightened her by trying to grab her, took a few steps back and covered my body and said, "You are really a pervert!" ”

"Fart, any man who is treated like this by you will rebel! You were attacked by a female ghost just now, and I kindly saved you! You're still doing that to me! ”

I reasoned with her, but the woman said unreasonably: "I'm dating my man, you make me like this, how can I go on a date!" ”

"I'll stop you on the boat, you go wash it! Anyway, as soon as the wind blows, it's dry! ”

I said casually.