Early in the morning, at the entrance of the personnel department, there was no one with the door closed. Li Tang, who was full of people in the company, didn't know anyone, so he had to wait at the door, "What about people, why haven't you come to work yet." ”

The left can't wait, the right can't come, and after waiting for a while, there is no one, so I can't wait, "Is there anyone inside, what's the situation, isn't Nangong Wanrong arranged, uncle, won't you play with me." ”

After a few knocks, no one opened.

At this time, he stretched out his hand, "Click! "Uncle, the door is not locked, most likely there are people." He leaned his neck and looked in, but there was no one, so he shouted, "I'll go in, and if anyone objects, please raise your hand." ”

Seeing that no one raised their hands, he walked in with a smile.

"If there's no objection, I'll come in."

Sitting on the sofa with a butt, crossing Erlang's legs, and pouring himself a glass of water, drinking and waiting, you are swimming, "The work of this personnel department is idle, it's half past nine, no one yet, hum, no wonder there is a problem with Nangong Group, and no one cares about absenteeism." ”

Pouted.

I got up and looked back and forth, but found that there was a bonsai on the desk, very beautiful, with small red petals one by one, holding a small umbrella, and a total of four branches on the left and right sides, the same was covered by small red flowers.

Pale branches, slanting roots. It's very beautiful, and it adds a bit of spring to the whole office at once. Li Tang was quite amazed when he saw it.

"This bonsai is good, it looks like it has been specially built."

Unexpectedly, the staff here still knew how to appreciate such a superb bonsai, so he observed it carefully, and couldn't help but shake his head again, "Painting snakes add to the lot, failure, failure, there is a little more here, but it is not beautiful." ”

He sat down again.

But his eyes are still inseparable from the bonsai, and he sees that the people here have not yet come, and there are scissors next to him. Idle is also idle, so he rubbed his hands and picked it up with a smile, "Do a job Lei Feng, help, make this place more beautiful." "Hehe smiled and modified the bonsai, the scissors hand rose and fell, and the sound of 'click' and 'click' was endless.

Laughter filled the entire office, as if something very pleasant had been done.

"Is that right? Isn't that right?! Is this what it looks like? ”

Haha laughs.

But at this moment, there was a 'bump', and a woman walked in, and when she saw the scene, she immediately shouted, "You put down the scissors for me." ”

Hysterically, as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father, his eyes widened angrily, "Who are you, why did you run into my office, why did you do this, do I have a grudge against you for killing my father?" Why are you ruining my masterpiece. ”

Angry.

"What?!"

Li Tang was proud, and suddenly came to such a moment, and was shocked, only to turn around and notice a woman behind him.

Dressed in a professional suit, a white lace Korean version of a women's undershirt, underneath is a corseted A-line wrapping skirt, and a pair of nylon stockings wrapping the slender legs.

The good figure is surprising, the plump and undulating delicate body curves are graceful and attractive, she is a plump version of the curvaceous beauty, with beautiful breasts and plump buttocks, and she is only 1.6263 meters.

The figure is quite a bit of a European and American girl's posture.

At this time, she saw that Li Tang was still holding scissors, and the plump peaks were rising and falling fiercely in the lace women's undershirt, and the woman immediately walked over quickly, "You hurry up and get out of the way for me." ”

vigorously pushed Li Tang away, looking at one of his most successful works of art, it was cut in such a mess, like five thunderbolts, and he was so angry that he almost fainted.

"I'm going to fight with you, you bastard, you've been cut by a thousand knives, I'm going to kill you alive."

She was bored enough to come here to work, and she originally found a way to play time, but she didn't expect that she would be ruined by this kid.

She's going to go berserk, she's going to transform, her little universe is going to change dramatically, "You turtle bastard, who sent you, who bought you, who made you do such a thing that people and gods are angry about, the sky is thundering, my aunt and grandmother fought with you today." ”

Pointing at Li Tang, he gritted his teeth and shouted, pounced, and was about to fight.

Absolutely violent, ruthless, and a female Hulk-like character.

The woman's voice was very loud, and it immediately provoked many passing staff, who came around to watch, and their eyes widened and they didn't quite understand, and one of them was a male white-collar worker, and asked, "Director Hai, is there something wrong?" ”

came over and wanted a hero to save the beauty, or to help with a sycophant, so he asked Li Tang, "What do you want to do with the scissors?" Hurry up and put it down, do you still want to commit murder against Director Meng. ”

"What and what is this. You're missing a string in your brains. ”

Li Tangmeng was stunned, "Can you figure out the situation first, open your mouth, don't come up and scold the street with my teeth and white face, very much like a fool." ”

"Oops, you're still swearing."

The male white-collar worker came over and snorted: "Hurry up and put the scissors down, if you dare to commit murder, I will dare to call the police, if you dare to do it, we will dare to clean you up together." ”

The person next to him also helped, "If you have something to say, don't commit murder, don't hurt Director Hai." ”

"Director Hai is a good person."

"Nima!"

Li Tang has been completely defeated, "You are mentally retarded and brain-dead, I said it all, first figure out the situation before opening your mouth, can you take a look at the situation first, why did you still get the murderer." ”

You snorted, "Stupid." ”

"What did you say?"

The male white-collar worker shouted: "Swearing, committing murder, arrest him for me." ”

A few of them were quite violent, quite big, and immediately surrounded them, "We tell you, you haven't made a big mistake yet, it's best to hurry up and arrest it, otherwise it will be an attempted crime, and reining in from the precipice is the best ending for you." ”

"This is the Nangong Group, this is not a place for you to be presumptuous."

"I'll stop you uncle! It's a fart. ”

Li Tang was completely speechless: "Master, how did I meet you today, I'm saying it again, you guys first figure out the situation before you say, yes, that's it, big-chested and brainless, I threatened you?" I'm going to commit murder with scissors? ”

Pointing to the female director who rushed in first, he said.

Her boobs are really big, but really plump, not tall, full like a mountain, she is a meat-and-egg beauty, 38E has to have.

European and American women are so big.

At this time, her eyes were suddenly ignited again, "Who do you say is big-chested, you say it again, you broke my masterpiece, and you are embarrassed to say that I am not finished with you today." ”

In the past, he directly screwed Li Tang's ears, "Look at it, look at the good things you have done, this is my lifeline, my lifeline." ”

"Release, release."

His ears were twisted and his face was covered, and Li Tang scolded his mother, "Why am I so fucking unlucky, it's really bad to meet you fools?" ”

Pushed the woman's hand away, "Touch!" Suddenly he picked up the scissors again.

"What the hell are you going to do?"

Everyone jumped backwards involuntarily.

The first thought was that this person was going to fight with them, splashing blood in five steps, and making trouble for the Nangong Group.

I even had in mind the content of tomorrow's Weibo.

Nangong Family Group, XX XX, using scissors, killing XX, XX, etc., this is a lesson in blood, telling us to stay away from Nangong Group, and really love life.

Almost all shouted, "Let go of that scissors." ”

"I'll go."

Li Tang didn't put it down, but held it tighter, then took a sip, turned around and put a lot of hands on the bonsai, "Click!" "Click!" Whispers incessantly.

"You're a thousand cuts, I'll fight with you."

The female director rushed over again.

As a result, he was stopped by a male white-collar worker, "Director Hai, because a bonsai is not enough, first stable and stable, this person is likely to have intermittent rabies or rabies, which will bite." ”

"yes, it bites."

"I think it's eighty percent."

"Be careful, he has rabies and will bite."

The woman pushed away even harder, "Damn, I'll bite him to death first, that's my lifeline." "In the past, I bit the scissor hand and bit him to death to relieve my hatred.

"Look at it again, you're embarrassed to say that you're a masterpiece, you have long eyes, and it's a compliment to you that you're big-chested and brainless, this is a masterpiece."

Get out of the way.

The female director looked over angrily, her eyes were stunned, and she was stupid all of a sudden.

The male white-collar workers saw the opportunity and pounced, "He has rabies, don't let him bite, yes, I control his hands, you control his feet, and your head must also be controlled, if you don't get bitten, it's fine." ”

"Stay away from his teeth, he has rabies."

Seven or eight people wrapped Li Tang like a big dumpling.

"I'm Nima."

Li Tang stood there crying and laughing, "Are you fucking judo, your brain is full of muscles?" Hurry up and let me go, don't wait for me to do it. I've got a face for you, you know? ”

"Call the police, call the police, he has rabies."

"I have your uncle."

Li Tang couldn't bear it anymore.

The female director suddenly shouted, "You guys let me out." ”

"Yes, get him out, don't let him get Director Hai's scissors, and work hard together."

Male white-collar workers do everything, and at such a moment, people are surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, all of which are people.

But the woman cried out, "I'm talking about you, go out, I'm talking about you." ”

"Ahh

Dumbfounded, he said, "Director Hai, what do you mean?" He has rabies, he can't let go, he bites, he can be dangerous. ”

"I have your uncle, you have rabies, I am here to report, I am going to be the full-time driver and bodyguard of the chairman of Nangong, I am fucking good."

As soon as Li Tang's words came out.

Everyone came to their senses a little.

Blinking his eyes, he slowly let go, but he still looked at Li Tang vigilantly, looking at the female director, "Really?" ”

"Like, there's something going on."

The female director had already pointed to the door and issued an eviction order, "You guys let me out, immediately, quickly." ”

"Okay."

The spectators shrugged their shoulders and walked away in a hurry.

This is the end of this farce.

The female director closed it with a 'bang' in the past, and her excited chest rose and fell and pointed to the bonsai and asked, "You know how to make bonsai." ”

"I don't understand."

Li Tang grinned angrily, picked up the water he had poured just now, raised his head and drank it.

The female director asked eagerly: "Do you understand, to be honest?" ”

Li Tang chirped: "You are really big-chested and brainless, I got it all out, you still ask, do you still want those second goods to hug my thighs, saying that I have rabies, Nima's, and I am angry." ”

When I think about it, I get angry, and I itch for a while, and make the bonsai look better for her, who would have thought that she was still in a hurry, "If you don't understand, don't ask me this question?" Bonsai is art, it is the quintessence of the country, not something that can be played by a cat or a dog, idiot? ”

"You say I'm an idiot, you say I'm a cat and a dog."

The female director was so angry that her huge chest rose and fell, and she laughed and wanted to refute.

But when he saw the bonsai that he had trimmed, he was discouraged again, and muttered: "I don't understand compared to you!" But you should always tell me why it was so modified, why it was so beautiful. ”

"Tuition! Apprentice! ”

Li Tang snorted: "Don't think that you can get away with it if you have big breasts, if you were good just now, I would still teach you for free, but now it's not good, you have to apprentice." ”