Sure enough, as the pilot said, in just over 50 minutes, I arrived in Suzhou. To be honest, I've fallen in love with helicopters, and it would be nice to win a helicopter one one day when I go to buy instant noodles......

When he came to the Yin Yang Pavilion, Zhao Liang was really not there, but the very beautiful, very beautiful Qingyang was really inside. When she saw me coming, there was a hint of surprise on her face: "Looking for Zhao Liang?" ”

"......No," I said quickly, "I'm here to find you, and I have something important to discuss with you." ”

"Oh? Have a seat. Qingyang said with a smile.

She smiled like this, and I was stunned for a moment, but considering that I was a man with a wife and a family, I still resisted the impulse and sat down, and then said seriously: "What I want to tell you is that I met something this time and wanted to come to ...... Find Mr. Demon King to solve it. ”

"You're looking for the Demon King!?" Qingyang was surprised.

Why did she react so much? Because the Demon King is a great character, isn't it?

I asked apprehensively, "Yes, is that okay?" ”

"This is naturally no problem, the demon king is in the small room on the second floor, you can go and find it yourself." She said.

Huh?

It's as simple as that?

You don't need to go through anything at all, you can meet the demon king directly?

What an amiable Mr. Demon King.

I hurriedly walked upstairs, to be honest, I was a little nervous at this time, I was afraid that the demon king was a guy who killed people without blinking.

On the second floor, there was a relatively small room, so I walked to the door and knocked on the door, and whispered, "Excuse me...... Is Mr. Demon King here? ”

"Oh? Come on in. A muffled voice came from inside, and I opened the door in delight, and then froze......

You're not going to believe what I'm seeing, you're not going to believe it!

In this room, there are actually two balls! Oh no, it can't be said to be a ball, it should be said that there are two ball objects, and they are drawing in it!

They are pink and black, and their bodies are slightly transparent. These two guys have no hands, only two very short legs, and they look soft and elastic. However, these two legs are too short, so these two guys land on the ground with their bodies, which makes people wonder what the meaning of having two legs is!

If you really want to describe it as something that people have seen, it's a bit like the fat guy in Pokémon!

At this time, the pink ball was sitting in the ...... Oh no, stand ...... Oh no...... Rolling on the ground, I don't know how to describe it, anyway, it just stood motionless on the ground as a model, and the other black ball was biting the paintbrush with its mouth, trying very hard to draw on the drawing board, but it was quite similar!

What kind of species is this! Even if I have been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, I have never seen such a strange species!

I said embarrassedly, "Excuse me...... What about Mr. Demon King? ”

"Lao Tzu is, quack quack...... the black ball threw the paintbrush in his mouth, and then said excitedly, "I can't imagine that the name of Lao Tzu's little demon king is getting louder and louder, say boy, what is the matter with Lao Tzu?" ”

This...... This black ball is the Demon King?

I was embarrassed and said, "Hello, what do you say...... I have something I would like you to help me with......"

"Give Lao Tzu to kneel on the ground and call it you!" The little demon king of the mixed world suddenly roared angrily.

I was so frightened that I knelt on the ground with weak legs, and said in fear, "Demon King, I have something I want to ask you for help." ”

"Want to ask Lao Tzu for help? Hmph, don't be in a hurry to tell the story first, first shout a hundred times Long live the little demon king of the mixed world......" It lay on the ground with a big grin, as if it was enjoying it, and yelled at the red ball, "Fuck off, don't you see Lao Tzu talking about things?" ”

The red ball glanced at the little demon king of the mixed world aggrievedly, and it rolled to the side of the drawing board with a grunt, and then looked at the portrait on it, and seemed to exclaim happily: "Woo, woo......"

It...... Is it a puppy?

At this time, there was a sound of going upstairs from downstairs, and I saw Qingyang walking upstairs, she looked at me with some surprise, and then came over and asked, "What's wrong, you suddenly want to kneel on the ground?" ”

I was about to answer, but the little demon king of the mixed world suddenly roared: "The lowly flat-chested woman, it was Lao Tzu who asked him to kneel down and speak, what is wrong with the current society?" The man can talk so much that the woman can interject, get out of the way. ”

Qingyang showed a charming smile, then walked towards the Little Demon King of the Mixed World, and suddenly kicked it fiercely. I watched in amazement as the little demon king was kicked around the room like a leather ball, and he yelled, "I'm wrong! Lao Tzu is wrong! Damn, you cheap woman, Lao Tzu said that he was wrong, hurry up and spare Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is sincerely admitting his mistake! ”

This......

Is there such an apology in this world? I've never heard of it! How can anyone forgive this kind of apology!

Qingyang stepped on the body of the little demon king of the mixed world, and smiled calmly at me: "This guy always likes to talk nonsense, just get used to it." ”

"Excuse me......," I said, confused, "what the hell are these two?" ”

Qingyang sat on the floor and picked up the red ball, which immediately rubbed happily in her arms and made a whining sound. Qingyang touched it and explained: "The red one is a merit spirit bead, only people with strong merit can make it, this little cutie is made by Li He, it can't speak, it can only say whining words, we all call it little short legs; As for the black one, it's called the evil spirit bead, only people with deep sins can make it, and they can speak, but the attitude is always very arrogant, this is because the sin is too strong, and it can't be changed, we all call it the black ball ball, this guy calls himself the little devil of the mixed world, extremely machismo, but as long as he fights it, he will admit it immediately, and there is only one little demon king in the Yin and Yang Pavilion, so I know that you are looking for it. ”

I suddenly realized, and Heiqiuqiu scolded angrily at this time: ", only men introduce women, where are women qualified to introduce men." You is going to rebel and fail, in ancient times, you should be dragged to the pig cage! ”

"But the black ball ball ......," Qingyang said seriously, "you don't have a gherkin, are you sure you're a man?" ”

"Lao Tzu is definitely a man!" The black ball cursed angrily.

Qingyang slapped the black ball in the face again, and suddenly the black ball ball was much more honest, and asked me: "That junior, you first shout a hundred times Long live the little demon king of the mixed world, hurry up." ”

"Black ball, don't make trouble, he may have something important." Qingyang said slightly angrily.

Heiqiuqiu immediately became much more well-behaved, and muttered: "If you hadn't raised Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu would have raped you 18,000 times, and listened to you stinky bites all day long." Say it, boy, what's the matter. ”

I hurriedly said, "I want to ask you to help me deal with the zombie together." ”

Then, I looked at the black ball expectantly, hoping it would agree.

"Deal with your uncle!" Unexpectedly, Heiqiuqiu scolded loudly, "Don't get involved with Lao Tzu for such a dangerous thing!" Live stiff or something, as long as you poke Lao Tzu casually, Lao Tzu will die in Huangquan Do you know, idiot! ”

What a cowardice!

It actually said very cowardly words with that very arrogant attitude!

Qingyang frowned, and she said, "Stiff? If you deal with Zi Zhuang, if it is one thousand eight hundred, I don't care about it, but it will be difficult to live stiff. Because the zombie is different from the ordinary zombie, it is equivalent to an ordinary vampire, but it's really weird, it is rumored that the method of creating the zombie has long been lost, how can there still be a zombie? ”

Qingyang's words shocked me.

To deal with Zizhuang, if it is one thousand eight hundred, it will not be taken into account......

What kind of strength is this!

Heiqiuqiu said to Qingyang as a matter of course: "If Lao Tzu doesn't go, he can't beat it." ”

"This is not necessarily ......," Qingyang said, "You are a sin spirit bead that can absorb sins." In other words, you can absorb the instinct of the zombie to suck blood, and when the zombie is docile, there may be a chance to fight. ”

When I heard this, I was immediately excited, and quickly asked, "What...... Can you let it go with me? ”

"Of course there's no problem, the meaning of the existence of the Yin-Yang Pavilion is to help others." Qingyang nodded.

Blackball yelled, "No! Lao Tzu is afraid! You have to respect Lao Tzu's decision! ”

Qingyang grabbed the black ball ball with both hands, sent it to my arms, and said with a smile: "Go ahead, don't waste time." ”

"Thank you!" I exclaimed.

"First with Lao Tzu's consent, brute! Don't take Lao Tzu seriously! ”