"Hmmm......"

Qiao Muyi's throat let out a lazy voice softly, his legs unconsciously crossed and rubbed, he turned sideways to change his sleeping position, and his arms suddenly touched the soft skin.

Qiao Muyi, who has always had the habit of sleeping with a doll, naturally wrapped it up.

The touch is comfortable, the user experience is good, and there is a reassuring aura on the other party, Qiao Mu can't help but hold it firmly.

It's so thin, it's so slippery, it's so comfortable, and it feels like a girl.

Is it a cord?

Qiao Muyi, who was sleeping in a daze, raised his head and kissed him, and then the other party also lowered his head. At the moment when the red lips touched, Qiao Muyi instantly sobered up - this feeling is not Xiao Suo!

She opened her eyes suddenly, and the four cyclones were running wildly, and the rage of getting up instantly exploded!

Then a more powerful momentum, like Mount Tai pressing back on the ground!

The one who was held in her arms was Dong Chengling!

"Oh......" Qiao Muyi's big eyes flickered, and he made a voice of aggrieved and disgusted.

"I'm the victim, okay?" Dong Chengling looked at Qiao Muyi helplessly, and wiped his lips with the back of his hand, "I was suddenly hugged when I fell asleep, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw you coming over...... Little Joe, you weren't so clingy last night. ”

"That's the case with women who haven't been nourished."

Qiao Muyi said casually, sat up from the bed, and the towel draped on his body was lightly slipped.

She looked at herself, then at Dong Chengling, sighed helplessly, and said, "I'll be responsible." ”

Rao is highly educated, well-qualified, moody and moody Dong Chengling, and he couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth when he heard this.

She resisted the desire to kick Qiao Mu away with one leg, and asked angrily, "How are you going to be responsible?" ”

Qiao Muyi shrugged: "That's it, I'll sleep with you in the future, I'll sleep with Xiao Suo on two, four, six, and rest on Sunday, how about it?" ”

She looked left and right, saw that her pajamas and underwear were neatly folded and placed on the chair, and got out of bed without any scruples and walked over to change clothes: "But in this case, you are my person, be loyal to me, and you must keep the woman's way with three obedience and four virtues, and you are not allowed to find Xiaosuo." ”

"Get out." Dong Chengling spit out her dirtiest swear words, pulled the quilt to cover her body, picked up the pillow next to her and smashed it directly.

"Quake"!

The pillow with countless concussive spirit sons attached to it looked like it was no threat, but in fact, it tore apart when it touched something, like a wind escape spiral pill!

Qiao Muyi, who had just put on his shirt, took the pillow casually, threw it aside, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You scumbag, I still want to sleep with other men when I sleep." ”

It is also that Qiao Muyi dares to joke with Dong Chengling like this, and Qiao Muyi's joke is what Dong Chengling will respond to.

In other words, if someone else made such a joke with Dong Chengling, she probably didn't respond directly - the verbal counterattack was meaningless, and the physical counterattack was afraid that she would kill the other party.

And Dong Chengling's temperament is beyond the ordinary, she doesn't care about the gossip of others at all. She will ignore the malicious words of others, just like a normal person would not pay attention to what the wild dogs on the side of the road bark at her.

Only Qiao Muyi is different, she is not only one of Dong Chengling's few friends, but also one of Dong Chengling's recognized companions, and Dong Chengling's rival. If Ren Suo can awaken all the beautiful truth, goodness and beauty in Dong Chengling's human nature, then Qiao Muyi can often provoke the seven deadly sins in her heart.

In the face of Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling can lose his temper directly, and he can directly use spells to counterattack without any scruples, and Qiao Muyi can catch it anyway.

Quarrels also require opponents to compete on the same stage to quarrel.

It doesn't matter if something goes wrong, isn't there a healing monk with a lot of milk next to him?

After arguing for a while, the two of them were completely sober.

Dong Chengling thought for a moment, "We...... Playing mahjong and falling asleep? ”

"Hmm." Qiao Muyi, who was only wearing a shirt, combed her hair in the mirror, she felt that her hair was a little curled, so she shook the comb, and a flash of electric light appeared in the comb, combing her hair straight (electric).

"I didn't expect playing mahjong to be so exhausting, let's change the way next time, right?"

Dong Chengling pondered for a moment, and suddenly became serious: "It's your ghost again, right?" ”

"Don't throw any black pot at me, isn't it normal for us as beautiful women to like to sleep and sleep?"

"It's not normal, our weakest ones are all second-turn monks, you and I are both fourth-turn monks, let alone one night, playing mahjong for ten nights in a row won't say sleep when you sleep."

Qiao Muyi combed her hair and tied a ponytail with a headband. She looked at her face in the mirror, opened the makeup box and prepared to add a buff to herself, and said casually: "We used spells while playing mahjong last night, and our aura was exhausted and our bodies were tired, which is normal." ”

Dong Chengling said seriously: "Even so, it won't be enough for the four of them to fall asleep together, right?" I remember everybody was normal, but all of a sudden they were sleepy, and then I was sleepy...... But I kept holding on until I saw you sleep too. ”

"What kind of spell is this? If you don't say it, I can ask someone from the countermeasures bureau. ”

Qiao Muyi sighed, and said angrily: "Okay, okay, this is the Mind Assimilation Technique, the new four-turn mental power use technique of the Countermeasure Bureau's spell system." The effect is to use telekinesis to interfere with the opponent's thinking, causing anger, fear, confusion, lethargy and other effects, but there is a disadvantage that once the opponent's will is stronger than the caster, then the caster will be counterattacked, and there is no trace of the benefit, which is extremely secretive. ”

Dong Chengling instantly understood: "You wanted to sleep us from the beginning. ”

Qiao Muyi spread his hands: "This is just a strategy, in fact, Chengling, your willpower is stronger than mine, I expected it." If you're not that good at cheating, I don't want to risk it...... But I can't win against you, what do you want me to do? ”

"Obediently abide by the rules, and be willing to gamble and lose."

Qiao Muyi stuck out his little tongue towards Dong Chengling: "If you follow the rules, then Chengling, you have slept with me so many times, so you are already my woman?" ”

Dong Chengling pulled up the quilt covering his body a little more, and said calmly: "We are all women, this joke is not funny." ”

"Doesn't Xiao Suo have a spell that can change his body? I can make him ...... me Wait a minute! I can become a handsome guy, and then Xiao Suo becomes a little beauty, Chengling, do you think this is good? ”

Qiao Muyi suddenly became excited, and looked like 'I didn't think of it before'.

"Not good!"

"Superficial, you're really a scumbag." Qiao Muyi said lightly: "What I like is him, no matter what he does, I am willing to accept it, but it's you, hum, the little who loves flesh and skin." ”

Finding that he couldn't say anything to Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling picked up the second pillow.

Qiao Muyi picked up Dong Chengling's clothes and went over, glanced at her, and sighed: "Get dressed." Chengling, to be a woman, you have to love yourself, and you have to dress well in front of others. ”

Dong Chengling's pillow was finally smashed out.

……

In the living room, Gu Yueyan was sitting in Ren Suo's arms and petting the black cat, while Ren Suo was playing a big brawl game with Lin Xianyu, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu - in addition to the automatic mahjong table, there are three TV game consoles in this villa.

"Xiao Suo~"

Qiao Muyi wrapped her arms around Ren Suo's neck from behind, and Gu Yueyan glanced at Qiao Muyi dissatisfied—now it was also her turn.

"Woke up?" Ren Suo, who was staring at the screen with both eyes, said while playing a game: "Don't sleep in the living room next time, although you won't catch a cold, but you won't sleep comfortably." ”

"Hehe, I didn't come into the room to look for you last night, aren't you disappointed?"

"Sister Qiao-" Gu Yueyan said through gritted teeth, thinking that last night she should unite with Xiaoxing and Teacher Dong, strip Qiao Muyi of the pig, and then let her go around in a circle in disgrace.

"Wait, I'll get your little boyfriend back soon." Qiao Muyi smiled: "Xiao Suo, so you carried us back to the bedroom early in the morning?" ”

"Hmm."

"Did you touch it?"

"Yes."

"Is there anything else you can do?"

Ren Suo thought for a moment: "Good night...... Good morning kiss? ”

"You know each other." Qiao Muyi let go of his hand with satisfaction, looked at the time and said, "I originally wanted to climb Mt. Fuji early in the morning...... Never mind. Today, let's go to Yoyogi Park, Imperial Palace, Tsukiji Honganji, and Shinjuku Ikebukuro, and I've heard that the seafood in Tsukiji is particularly delicious. ”

……

End of the day.

Unlike the previous two nights, tonight they were finally willing to let Suo sleep in the living room.

After all, tomorrow they will take the Shinkansen to Kansai Osaka, and they can't play mahjong all night.

And the other three also discovered Qiao Muyi's wolf ambitions, and they refused to play with Qiao Muyi until they found a fairer way to play.

Ren Suo, who learned the news, played with Luna for half an hour with a happy face, and then sent everyone back to the bedroom on the second floor with a smile, and Ren Xingmei was a little unhappy: "Brother, I really wronged you for letting you accompany us to travel." ”

"It's not very aggrieved......" Ren Suo thought about it and replied seriously.

You don't deny it!

Gu Yueyan puffed up and went back to the second floor, followed by Ren Xingmei, but at this time, Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi glanced at each other at the same time, and returned to the bedroom thoughtfully.

found that there was no gossip to see, and Lin Xianyu also slipped away with Xiao Jiu and the black cat.

The lights in the hallway are turned off, and there is only one in the living room.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Ren Suo watched the light fall on him, and the rest of the place was dim, and suddenly felt a long-lost freedom.

Obviously, only two or three days have passed, but Ren Suo feels that staying up all night without scruples like this seems to be a long way in the past.

If you really live together and get married in the future, I am afraid that the biological clock will not be fixed.

It turns out that it is true that there is a girlfriend who can't even focus on playing games, and netizens can't deceive me.

The so-called bond is to make people understand that at least half of the sentence "This world is beautiful and worth fighting for her" is true.

After sighing a few words for his foreseeable married life, Ren Suo picked up his mobile phone and made an international call.

"It's 11 o'clock here and it's 12 o'clock there, why are you calling me so late?" Zhao Huo, who received the call, went straight to the point.

"Isn't this time noon for you?"

"Not anymore."

"After living with my girlfriend, I was forced to turn my biological clock back?" Ren Suo said affirmatively.

In a word.

"What are you doing, if you have something to say, you can fart quickly, and the international phone bill is very high."

"I'm not worried about my phone bills myself, what are you worried about?" Ren Suo asked, "I suddenly have something I want to ask you." ”

"Aren't you already a super celebrity now, is there a 20% discount when you go out to buy oranges?"

Zhao Huo: "I'm angry if you do this again." ”

"Okay, Brother Huo, I won't say anything, but this matter has something to do with your fame." Ren Suo said: "You are so popular now, you have become a global celebrity in one fell swoop, what are you going to do if someone finds out that you are having impure relationships with three women at the same time?" ”

Zhao Huo: "What should I do?" Cold. I don't care anyway. ”

"Then can they not care?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhao Huo's side fell into silence for a long time.

Just when Ren Suo wanted to remind him not to waste his phone bill, Zhao Huo said in a serious tone: "I have also thought about how to solve this problem before. ”

"First of all, neither the law nor morality is on the same side as me, even my friends and parents will not stand on my side, the only ones who will support me are them and you. So ......"

"Wait, don't talk like I'm your woman too!"

"I can't help it, after all, among the people I know, Brother So, you are also a scumbag."

"You use the word 'also' quite self-awarely."

The two sprayed each other for a long time after a thousand kilometers before Zhao Huo continued: "I have thought of two ways. The first is the victim theory, which makes them openly say that they are deceived and controlled by me, so that they cannot leave me, so that all the pressure and firepower will be borne by me, and they will not be subjected to any public pressure as victims. ”

"I don't think they might agree."

"I think too, so I still have a plan B." Zhao Huo said: "Sun! ”

Ren Suo was stunned: "Sun? ”

"Show affection!" Zhao Huo said: "If it is really discovered and becomes the focus of public opinion, then I will show my affection!" They doubt their lives, they eat lemons, and they understand that 'all anger actually comes from their own incompetence'! ”

"If it works, we can even become influencers, although that's not what I want. But as far as I look at my life experience in anime for many years, human beings always have a great tolerance for the characters of handsome guys and beauties, and handsome villains are easier to whitewash, as long as we let everyone know how happy we are, how happy we are, and how firm our feelings are, with our gorgeous appearance, it is easy for the general public to change their opinion of us, and even bless us in turn! ”

Although Ren Suo was quite skeptical about whether Zhao Huo's animal character could be recognized by the public, he also had to admit that Zhao Huo's life experience this time did make some sense.

Appearance is an amplifier that can infinitely amplify the virtues of talent, wisdom, and character, making it easier for people to discover and recognize these gold.

Among those villains who are loved by fans, some speak compulsively, some have great ideals and act gorgeously, and some are even playful and even cute when they kill people, but these villains all have one thing in common without exception - good-looking! Handsome!

Even if it's a Gundam driven by a villain, as long as it's handsome enough, it's a good Gundam!

Zhao Huo's plan B does have merit.

But if it's just showing affection, I'm afraid it's not exciting enough, so let Sogo formulate a PLAN C and completely detonate public opinion!

Ren Suo had already made up his mind, so he said: "Okay, I understand, then I'm going to play a game, bye~"

"Wait, why are you still playing?"

"Why can't I play the game? I wasn't cut off. Ren Suo asked strangely.

"Dong Chengling, don't they stick to you?"

“…… It's not sticky. Ren Suo blinked his eyes and said, "We all have private space, and I can sleep with whoever I want, I said that if I want to play games, I can naturally play games, and they all respect my opinions!" ”

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's great."

“…… Don't you believe me. ”

"Hey, of course I believe in Brother Suo, anyway, Brother So, it's good that you're happy." Zhao Huo said casually: "But it's not the same on my side, my girlfriend is more clingy to me." ”

"Which one?"

"It's a girlfriend anyway."

"I'm not jealous, do you need to hide it like this?" Ren Suo shrugged: "Then why does your girlfriend stick to you?" Maybe I can give you some ideas. ”

Zhao Huo: "Just ...... It's just that it's clingy to sleep every night...... I couldn't sleep almost all night. ”

Ren Suo blinked, recalling Qiao Muyi's reaction after getting up at noon, and instantly understood what was wrong with Zhao Huo.

Ren Suo said: "When you were in elementary school, did you try to be punished by the teacher for not handing in your homework? ”

"Huh? Tried. ”

Ren Suo said earnestly: "I also tried, every time I didn't hand in my homework, I would be punished by the teacher to erase the blackboard." I was fined not because the blackboard was not clean, but because I didn't turn in my homework...... You get the idea, right? ”

Thousands of miles away in Lianjiang, Zhao Huo looked at the mobile phone that ended the call, raised his head, and looked at the dozens of beautiful girl text adventure games on the screen desktop, hundreds of G's ** anime folders, and several G's book collections, and fell into deep thought.

"Brother Huo, aren't you going to take a bath?"

Zhao Huo, who had been pondering for a long time, heard Xiao Meng's voice, and suddenly opened his eyes, his expression was firm, and he secretly made up his mind in his heart!

"I'm going to go out first."

Xiao Meng, who was blowing his hair, asked curiously, "Where are you going so late?" ”

Zhao Huo stood up slowly, his calm and generous back, as if he was a warrior fighting against the galaxy.

"I'm going to the convenience store and buy something."

On the other side, Ren Suo, who was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, thought to himself that Zhao Huo should be able to understand the meaning of the so-called 'homework' is the meaning of 'goodnight kiss', right?

If he can't even understand this, then Brother Suo can't help him, so just quit the scum circle.