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My name is Jiu Nian, my master is Shi An, Master Lu told me the story of the master, it is very good, hehe, the master was the same as me, he was a dull little baby.
Master grew short hair, and even under his chin, he had a short beard.
"All beings in the Dharma phase are skins." Master said.
I thought, Master, what are you doing here, do you have to get married?
I remember Master Lu said that when Master was young, he followed him, but he swore that he would do whatever he wanted to do for the rest of his life!
I pouted.
In the White Horse Valley, because of the arrival of the master day by day, it has become more and more beautiful, the mountain springs are clear, there are more birds, and even the fruits are fragrant.
But Master was still not happy.
I asked Master, why are you unhappy?
Master didn't speak, I know, he's afraid that if he does, I'll laugh at him.
Actually, I already knew.
In the Valley of the White Horse, no one came for many days.
Occasionally, some villagers came to repay their vows, but the master only glanced at them, but then stopped looking, hanging his head and muttering, his voice hoarse.
Master Lu and Aunt Xiao also said that Master is an elm head and is not enlightened.
I didn't know what elm was, but then I went to the mountains and found an elm tree, and I couldn't make any marks with a knife, so I knew that Master was a wooden man.
The gourd melon behind Shi'an Temple was cut one stubble after another.
The swallows in front of the hall have changed one stubble after another.
The master became less and less talkative, wearing a white robe, and standing on the slope every day.
When I get tired of standing, I will turn my head and ask me the time.
The birds leap in the morning and return at dusk, and the Master always forgets the hour.
On this day, as I was sitting in front of the church, I suddenly heard a knock outside the mountain gate.
"Little Shi'an! You come out for me! ”
I heard Miss Zhao's voice.
The master stopped his movements in an instant, and the mallet struck crookedly on the wooden fish, breaking the wooden handle.
"Master, Miss Zhao is here......" I whispered.
"Hmm."
The master got up, shuffled his steps, took two steps back, and suddenly came back, like an old farmer in the countryside who had lost his cattle, and he was in a hurry.
"Master? Why are you going in circles? I wondered.
"Oh, I'm just tired of sitting down, get up and take a break."
"Master, Miss Zhao is here." I said it again.
"Jiu Nian, when you go to the mountain gate, you will say that you are a teacher...... Don't go out. ”
I received the teacher's order, ran to the mountain gate in a puff of smoke, and saw Miss Zhao with two red eyes. To be honest, I think Miss Zhao is beautiful, although sometimes a little fierce.
"My master said he didn't come out." I looked up.
As soon as I finished speaking, I didn't expect Miss Zhao to pull my ears in anger, and I inhaled in pain.
"Go back and tell that nerd that if he doesn't come out, I'll go in."
I grabbed my ears like a little monkey, and I heard Master Lu say that this Zhao girl is very powerful, especially when she shoots a bow, and she misses every shot, if I make her angry, there will be no good fruit to eat.
"Master, Miss Zhao said that if you don't go out again, she will be killed!" I thought what I said was terrifying, and Master would definitely be in a hurry.
"Go and tell her that she won't go out if she dies for the teacher!"
......
"Miss Zhao, Master said that he wouldn't go out even if he died! Oops, don't pinch this side, I haven't squeezed that side! ”
......
"Master, Jiu Nian begs you to go out, if you don't go out, the apprentice will be deaf!"
......
The master finally got up, his face was a little red and strange, and he specially brushed his short hair.
I hadn't walked a few steps before I noticed that Miss Zhao had already walked in.
I thought they were going to fight.
It's a pity that both of them are standing, and neither of them says a word.
After standing for a long time, Miss Zhao still didn't speak.
Master kept looking up, pretending to look at the sun.
"It's a nice day." Master said.
Thundered!
As soon as Master's words were finished, it began to rain and hit the roof with a clatter.
Oh my God, what kind of crow's beak is this?
I was so frightened that I hurried to the eaves of the temple.
Miss Zhao's mouth twitched, and she suddenly laughed out loud.
"Idiot, it's been so many years, you're still that crow's mouth!"
"Zhao Bahu, you also know, I, I said that I won't marry a wife, don't come to me."
"Why don't you just want to see me! Don't want me to come? Miss Zhao looked up and asked, the rain fell on her delicate face, and I felt a little distressed when I looked at it.
"Probably, maybe I don't want to, I told you, you can go down the mountain." Master lowered his head and said.
"My mother is getting married tomorrow." Miss Zhao said lightly.
The master didn't answer, and stood silently in the rain, and after a long time, he nodded.
"It's good, it's good."
"That's it, I'm leaving." Miss Zhao turned around cleanly.
"Otherwise, after eating, I will leave, and I will pick a new gourd." Master shouted.
Master is a fool, how can anyone invite someone to eat gourd! I thought to myself.
"If you don't eat, you don't have time, and you're going to get married tomorrow."
"It's okay to drink saliva...... Jiu Nian, go make tea! Master shouted urgently.
I answered, just about to get up.
"If you don't drink it, you're going to get married tomorrow."
"Otherwise, I'll give you something about Brother Murphy vs. Heiluo Ghost King......"
"I've heard it, I don't have time, I'm going to get married tomorrow!"
Miss Zhao finally walked out of the mountain gate resolutely.
Master stood alone in the rain for a while before slowly turning around.
I saw Master's eyes, red and red, and he was wiping his nose with his hands from time to time.
"Nine thoughts! Endorsement! If you can't memorize it, you will be punished for copying it a thousand times! Master roared hoarsely.
Oh my God, what's the matter with me! Forget it, Master is not happy anyway.
In this world, love and love are all things that kill people, you see, it makes Master cry.
Master, don't cry.
I pouted, and just picked up the book, when I suddenly found that Miss Zhao had secretly turned back again.
I was about to speak, but I was glared at by Miss Zhao.
I subconsciously covered my ears.
"Nine thoughts! Endorse you for the teacher! Didn't you hear! Master's voice became more and more strange.
Master, Miss Zhao is right behind you, it's a pity that you don't have eyes behind you.
I saw Miss Zhao holding a mallet and knocking it down the master who was carrying her back.
I didn't have time to shout.
Bang! On the master's head, he was severely hit with a hammer, and just when he was about to turn around, Miss Zhao jumped over again, held the master down, and then took out two hemp ropes out of nowhere, looking like she was going to tie up the master.
"Nine thoughts! Hurry up, come and help! The old lady doesn't believe it! I don't think you'll follow me! "Miss Zhao called me.
I hesitated for a moment, and found Master struggling in anger.
Miss Zhao picked up the mallet again very simply.
"Hurry up! Believe it or not, I'm pulling you! ”
Forced by Miss Zhao's terrifying methods, I said I'm sorry while helping Miss Zhao and tying up the master tightly.
"Zhao Bahu! I don't marry a wife! Master hurriedly shouted.
"You're wrong! It's the old lady who marries you! It's not you who marry the old lady! Miss Zhao said happily.
"If you do this again, Senior Brother will be angry!" Master struggled.
Miss Zhao giggled, "I asked the boss, and he supported me in doing this!" ”
My mouth twitched, and I was about to say a few words for my master, when I found that Miss Zhao looked at me again.
I was so frightened that I hurriedly spoke, "Master, you are from Miss Zhao." ”
Fortunately, Master just glared at me and didn't call me a rebel, and I patted my chest in fear.
"Okay, you wait here, in a few days, Master Lu and your Aunt Xiao will come to pick you up!" Miss Zhao touched her nose and said.
"What about my master?" I asked in a whisper.
"My mother will marry tomorrow!"
"Oh."
Actually, I didn't understand what it meant, but when I looked up, I saw Master's gaze, and I didn't seem to be so angry, so I didn't have to worry about it.
Eh, what's this called! Love, love, weird, killing.
Forget it, I'd better be here.
Master is such a fool, you see, he is still waving at me!
Briefly!
(ENDS)......
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