"It must be that the APP is broken, what is said to be the most bullish technical engineer research and development, it's not that Wang Po sells melons, sells and boasts!" She sighed disdainfully as she swiped her phone.

She was muttering when she heard a bang, and a person recklessly crashed into it. The steps of the pharmacy were a little high, and when he entered the door, he staggered, flew four or five meters with his strength, and rolled five or six laps on the ground.

Lu Qingtian jumped up from the chair in fright, and after taking a few steps, she couldn't help but sigh.

The man in front of him was dressed quite a match for his actual age. is obviously an uncle's face in his early forties, but he is permed with extremely fashionable micro-curls. He was wearing a baseball uniform that only college students would wear, and the baseball uniform had a nondescript pinned brooch in the shape of a pair of wings. The pants on the lower body are fat and brightly colored, like a butterfly about to break out of its cocoon.

Lu Qingtian really didn't understand the mystery of his outfit for the first time, and looked back and forth a few times, only to feel that there were more than ten colors on this person's body, and she was dazzled by it.

The uncle sat up with his help on the ground, covered his left face, and climbed up after a while: "You threshold...... It's a little high! ”

Lu Qingtian hurriedly jumped up, ran to the uncle in a few steps, and stretched out his hand to help him up: "Are you okay?" I'll take a look. ”

The uncle crawled in the place for a long time, and finally stood up, Lu Qingtian was very close to him, and he could vaguely smell a strong smell of alcohol rising from the uncle's body.

"No wonder you can fall down such a low step, it turns out that you drank wine......" Lu Qingtian muttered to himself in his heart.

The uncle looked drunkenly left and right, and at a glance saw the sofa at the door.

"I ...... I'll sit for a while, sit for a while. The uncle wiped the unknown liquid from the corner of his mouth, staggered to the edge of the sofa, and sat down on top of it with a grunt.

"No, no, you can't sit here." Lu Qingtian hurriedly grabbed his arm, trying to pull him up from the sofa.

"Don't make a fuss...... uncle spit out a few words vaguely, rolled his eyes, and he actually fell asleep.

"You can't sleep here!" Lu Qingtian dragged him a few times, but the uncle not only didn't move, but even snorted slightly.

Lu Qingtian frowned and looked at the scene in the living room, and couldn't help but feel a little at a loss.

Usually there are beggars passing by in her shop, Lu Qingtian is thin-skinned and always can't muster up the courage to drive others away, so she prepared a handful of change and waited to send these people away. Those people took the money and didn't keep much, so Lu Qingtian had stayed in the store for more than a year and had never encountered anything like that.

"What should I do?" She stood beside her uncle with a frown, and the uncle turned over and changed to a posture facing the sky, looking extremely comfortable, and even the snoring began to make a shocking sound.

"Forget it, help people to the end." She gritted her teeth, turned around and entered the medicine cabinet, grabbed a pair of sobering medicines, and skillfully put them into the purple clay pot on the counter. He pulled out a small blanket from the cabinet to cover his legs and covered the uncle who was snoring on his back.

The purple clay pot was steaming hot, and Lu Qingtian was holding a small fan, boiling the decoction while feeling strange in her heart.

It stands to reason that people who are drunk and sprinkled are wandering the streets in the middle of the night, and now early in the morning, the streets are full of people who go to work, how can this uncle get drunk at this time?

"If he is still drunk like this in the morning, he must be a drunkard, and when he wakes up, he must be allowed to leave quickly!" Lu Qingtian secretly made up his mind.

The decoction was steaming in the purple sand jar, and Lu Qingtian gently brushed off the foam floating on it with a porcelain spoon, and came out with a bowl of amber decoction.

She walked up to the uncle with the bowl and patted the uncle's shoulder with her hand: "Wake up, get up and drink the sobering soup." ”

The uncle didn't move, and his snoring was louder.

"Uncle, your wallet has dropped!" Lu Qingtian changed her method, according to her experience, when she heard the words "the wallet has dropped", she must be really drunk if she still hasn't moved.

The uncle's eyelids widened slightly, and he sat up.

Lu Qingtian sneered in his heart: Sure enough, he was pretending to be drunk!

Before her joy could last, the uncle opened his mouth, leaned on the sofa and lowered his head.

Vomit......

The paste that squirted out of his throat instantly smewed to the ground, and a fishy stench hit his face. The smell was mixed with the smell of wine and all kinds of fishy, exuding a hot air that swept towards Lu Qingtian.

At the moment when Lu Qingtian gritted her teeth, she suddenly remembered that she went out on a trip in the summer, and before going out, she pulled down the electric switch of the residence because she picked the door. When I came back a week later, I remembered that there seemed to be a piece of pork in the fridge.

At that time, she was not afraid of tigers, and she volunteered to clean the refrigerator, but when she opened the refrigerator, the pork inside was already green, and Lu Qingtian threw up a lot of vomiting in the pool at that time.

But even the smell of that piece of carrion smelled much better than the uncle's vomit at this time.

Lu Qingtian put down the medicine bowl, ran out of the store in a few steps, held on to the pillar outside the door, and retched.

While retching, she felt that she could be angry at all, because she had kindly taken in the drunk, and now the house could not cover up the stench, let alone deal with the vomit all over the room.

No, I'm dragging myself, and I'm going to drag that drunk away!

She breathed in the fresh air a few times, then lifted the curtain and shook violently.

Finally, when the smell in the house was not so strong, she covered her nose and stepped into the house on tiptoe.

After the uncle vomited, he was obviously much more comfortable, and at this time he was snoring again and again, and he slept steadily.

Lu Qingtian was about to push him awake, but suddenly found that the front of the sofa was full of vomit, and there was really no place to put his feet.

At this time, fortunately, it was morning, and if it was afternoon, it was estimated that it would be bumped into by the guests anyway.

Lu Qingtian thought of this, and hurriedly hung the sign outside the store that said "Leave for a while, come back immediately" at the door of the store. He plunged headlong into the sanitary area at the back and took out the mop and bucket.

"Mop, mop, pity you for following me for so long, after this time, I guess I won't be able to want you." Lu Qingtian looked at the mop in his hand, and mourned silently in his heart before resolutely stretching it out under the sofa.

For the next half hour, Lu Qingtian felt as if he had turned into a forensic doctor, fighting the foul smell of the room with the willpower to deal with the rotting corpses.

She dragged back and forth several times, and used 84 disinfectant to eliminate the poison again, and finally dared to open the door to dredge the air.

After a busy time, Lu Qingtian's tired noodles were like vegetables.

She held her waist that was about to break and stared at her uncle without saying a word. The uncle's face was ruddy, as if he had slept soundly, and he could see that there was a slight smile on the corner of his lips.

"Get up! You get up for me! Lu Qingtian yelled into his ear.

The uncle shook his head, changed directions and continued to sleep.

Lu Qing's sweet seven points smoked, and she couldn't help clenching her fists tightly, if it weren't for reason telling her not to be impulsive, she really wanted to wake up this strangely dressed uncle with a fist.

She turned around and rushed back to the sanitary area, picked up a towel, soaked it under the faucet, and walked back to the antechamber with the towel in a few steps.

Staring at the uncle's sleeping reddish face, she covered the towel without hesitation.

Under the stimulation of turns, the uncle finally opened his eyes.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Qingtian looking at him with a fierce face: "You get up for me!" Are you polite or not?! ”

"It's ...... What's going on? The uncle opened his mouth in a daze.

"You spit on me in a storefront! I cleaned all morning before I cleaned up! You're too much! Lu Qingtian said angrily.

"Oh, this ...... This is really ......" The uncle scratched the back of his head: "I didn't expect it...... It's a big wine......"

Lu Qingtian looked at him without saying a word.

"Don't be angry, next time there is something delicious, I will definitely take you with me." The uncle waved his hand: "Sit down." ”

"Who's going with you!" Lu Qingtian was really angry this time: "You get out of here!" ”

The uncle's already red face turned even redder at this time: "This is too much......"

"What are you talking about? Are you going or not? Lu Qingtian looked at each other coldly.

The uncle stood up very embarrassed, and muttered in a low voice: "Why is it still this temperament, it is really easy to change the nature of the country and difficult to change......"

Lu Qingtian unceremoniously picked up the feather duster beside him: "If you can't go, I'll whip you if you don't leave?" ”

"I'm gone, don't regret it......" the uncle said dodgingly.

"Get out!"

This didn't sound like a good thing, and Lu Qingtian was not polite, and went back cleanly.

The uncle hummed and muttered, and slowly moved out of the storefront.

Lu Qingtian slammed the door curtain angrily, turned around and smelled the looming strange smell in the store, and felt annoyed for no reason, and couldn't help but step on the bench and climb up and down to open the window for ventilation.

"What does it smell like?" She was stepping on a stool to reach the highest window, when she suddenly heard Xiao Ran's voice behind her, she didn't have to look back, she could imagine Xiao Ran's frowning brows in the shape of "Chuan".

"It's really unlucky today, a drunk man made trouble and threw up in my store." She pouted sullenly, "Why are you here?" The app on the phone is broken, right? I saw that you were in the store, but I couldn't find you! ”

She turned her head and looked at Xiao Ran with some disgust. This turn of her head, she couldn't help but jump in her heart. Xiao Ran was not as formal as yesterday today, just wearing a dark blue shirt, and the cuffs were pulled up high, revealing his slender and strong arms.

"I'm in the store." Xiao Ran replied succinctly.

"What? Right in the store? That drunk threw up like that just now, why didn't you come out to help me? Now, it was her turn to be surprised.