Chapter 22: Cohabitation
Tang Wan smiled and rubbed Lin Momo's cheeks, "My name is Tang Wan, what about you, little sister?" β
Lin Momo felt that something was strange, and she was not used to others rubbing her face, so she quickly broke free from Tang Wan's embrace.
"My name is Lin Momo! If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet! Also, don't call me my little sister when I'm not small! β
"Okay, then I'll call you cousin!"
The more Tang Wan looked at Lin Momo's puffy little face, the more she liked it, she really looked too much like Lin Yunfei, and she deserved to be a cousin.
Xiao Yang noticed Tang Wan's strange eyes, and sighed in his heart, isn't it, empathize with Lin Yunfei's cousin in front of him, he really treats him as a dead man!
"Okay, okay, we've introduced each other, let's talk about room allocation!"
Xiao Yang deliberately separated the two women, Tang Wan could see his careful thoughts at a glance, sneered disdainfully, and turned his head.
Lin Momo said without hesitation: "I don't care, I want to sleep alone!" Cousin-in-law, how are you going to arrange it with this sister? Why don't you lay the floor! β
"Why, this is my home, why do you call me to lay on the floor!"
Xiao Yang was immediately unhappy, how could Tang Wan be an outsider, and he also had a leg with his wife Lin Yunfei, it would be good for him to tolerate this woman moving in, and he would make her bed and make it herself? Tang Wan can't help but think it's too beautiful!
"Cousin-in-law, you're still not a man, my cousin's friend came to live at home, you don't make the floor, do you let the girls do the floor?" Lin Momo's face was as natural as a matter of course.
"Don't be so troublesome, I believe your cousin-in-law, he is an out-and-out Yanagishita Megumi, it's okay to sleep with him!"
Tang Wan began to be a good person at this time, waved her hand and pretended to be chic.
Lin Momo blinked, almost thinking that she was hallucinating.
My cousin's friend came to live at home and slept in the same bed with my brother-in-law?
Taking advantage of Lin Momo's head not being able to turn around, Tang Wan pressed the angry Xiao Yang against the wall!
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Xiao Yang was a little flustered, this was still in front of Lin Momo, doing such a misleading move, and reaching the ears of Lin Yunfei's parents, he would die!
"You don't want me to cheat, I'm sorry Yun Fei?"
Tang Wan smiled brightly, but the words she said were full of threats: "You'd better cooperate with me and cover up my true relationship with Yun Fei, otherwise you'll ......"
"Otherwise, I tell you, don't mess around!"
Xiao Yang was already in a cold sweat for so long, and he was purely frightened, Tang Wan was not easy to mess with, so he was worried that she would really be able to do anything.
"Don't be nervous, be obedient, won't we deal with our cousin after a few scenes?"
Tang Wan patted Xiao Yang's face and smiled as proudly as a little fox, Xiao Yang was afraid of her, so he had to nod and agree.
"Cousin-in-law? Sister Tang Wan? What do you say? I don't think I'm really carrying my cousin behind my back! β
Lin Momo watched this scene vigilantly from behind, ready to take out her mobile phone to complain to her cousin.
Xiao Yang and Tang Wan looked back and saw her small movements, and they couldn't laugh or cry.
Tang Wan smiled brightly, "It's okay, Momo, don't worry, let's just discuss the issue of taking turns to lay the floor." You say, don't you? β
The second half of the sentence was obviously said to Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang smiled unnaturally, and echoed: "Yes, we have nothing, don't think nonsense!" β
Seeing that Lin Momo was still suspicious, Xiao Yang hurriedly changed the topic.
"Momo, you haven't eaten since school, have you? Brother-in-law is going to cook for you, what do you want to eat? β
As he spoke, Xiao Yang took out an apron and put it on his body, living like a virtuous family cook.
When it came to eating, Lin Momo's stomach growled, and her attention was really diverted.
But she didn't rush to order food for herself first, but looked at the new guests at home, "Sister Tang Wan, what do you want to eat?" My brother-in-law's skills are not bad, you can order as you like. β
"Really? Well, I want to eat kidneys. β
As soon as Tang Wan's words fell, Xiao Yang walked to the kitchen with a poon choi and suddenly stumbled, and Lin Momo looked at her in disbelief at the same time.
Tang Wan didn't realize that she had said a lot of dishes, and raised her eyebrows and smiled evilly, "Chef Xiao, don't say you don't know how to make kidneys, right?" β
"Of course I will! But what kind of kidneys do you eat as a woman? β
If it's a man, you can't say you can't!
It's too heavy to stand this, and the family is not prepared at all!
Xiao Yang picked up the kitchen knife and clicked open a handful of shallots, and the muscles on his face twitched wildly.
"Yes, Sister Tang Wan, what's so delicious about your kidneys?" Lin Momo mentioned this heavy-flavored ingredient with a look of disgust.
"The kidneys themselves are not the best ingredients, but what to eat, people like me who use their waists too much should eat more kidneys, right, Chef Xiao?"
Hearing Tang Wan say such restrictive words so casually, Lin Momo opened her mouth wide, not knowing who she was and where she was now, and what she was going to do.
Drive without saying a word, regardless of the presence of a student!
Xiao Yang now had the urge to take something to block Tang Wan's grinning mouth, but as soon as his eyes met Tang Wan, he was coaxed again.
can't afford to provoke it, in case she sues Lin Yunfei, in the end, she can't eat and walk around.
"Okay, I'll buy it now, don't say it anymore!"
At this time, there should be a dinner market, Xiao Yang thought about it while washing his hands and quickly wiped it on his apron, so he took the vegetable basket and put his wallet on it and went out to buy kidneys.
Before leaving, he didn't forget to tell Tang Wan, "Our cousin is still a student, don't casually drive to pollute other people's pure hearts!" β
"Got it, you're so long-winded that you're like a bastard."
Tang Wan picked her ears and coped impatiently, and as soon as Xiao Yang left, she immediately left what she had just said, and walked towards Lin Momo with a smile.
"Sister Tang Wan, what are you doing?" Lin Momo looked at her puzzled.
"Momo, are you done with your homework? Do you need my sister to tutor you with homework? I was also a good student back then! β
Tang Wan looked like a wolf grandmother who abducted Little Red Riding Hood, and the naΓ―ve Lin Momo couldn't see how bad her mind was under her seductive smile, so she nodded without much thought!
"That's right, I don't know a few questions recently, thank you Sister Tang Wan, you are such a warm-hearted and good person!"
"Oh, you're welcome, come and sit in my sister's arms, I'll teach you one question at a time, slowly."
If Lin Momo turned around at this time, she would definitely be startled by the light radiating from Tang Wan's eyes.
When Xiao Yang finally bought a waist and came back, as soon as he opened the door, he was almost blinded by the harmonious scene in front of him!
Tang Wan smiled pleasantly, and in her arms sat an unconscious Lin Momo, who was unconsciously put up and down, Lin Momo concentrated on reading the question and asking questions, and Tang Wan answered while charging interest.
It's all about whatever! I just left for a while, why did the two of them still hug?
Xiao Yang's head was bruised, and he seemed to see Lin Yunfei on the green prairie above his head.
"The waist is back! Wash your hands and get ready to eat, and the dish will be ready in no time! β
He slammed the door shut, alarming the two women who were staying together in harmony and immediately looked over.
"Cousin-in-law, did you really buy a kidney? Then I'm going to eat today to see what's so good about this waist. β
After saying that, Lin Momo went to the bathroom, and Tang Wan, who was no longer pretending, sat there lazily, confronting Xiao Yang, who was glaring at her angrily.
"Didn't you say it, let you be more restrained, don't be so rippling in front of your cousin!"
Xiao Yang glanced in the direction of the bathroom, lowered his voice and yelled irritably.
"Oh, it's understandable that people like us can't help but see a delicious little snack!"
Tang Wan didn't take it seriously, and raised her neck to look at Xiao Yang's vegetable basket.
"Oh, the kidneys you bought are not fresh, can this dish be delicious? You give me a stir-fry on high heat, don't save onions, ginger and garlic, remember to put more chili peppers. β
Xiao Yang endured it, he couldn't stand it anymore, threw the vegetable basket with a black face, and took his waist out of it.
"Really, you treat my house as a hotel where you can order food? I'm not a professional chef, you can eat whatever you want, and if you don't get used to it, just leave! β
He didn't have any contact with other Lala Xiaoyang, he only knew that Lin Yunfei didn't toss so much when he was at home.
"What kind of attitude, I want to go to Yunfei, isn't it inconvenient for her, so I will come to her house and wait for her empatheticly. For the sake of us barely being sympathetic, we don't have to worry about your grudge. β
Tang Wan said in two sentences that Xiao Yang wanted to vomit blood, he wanted to complain that you don't come to Lao Tzu to live alone and live happily, who is the complaining husband!
"In short, don't say what you shouldn't say in front of your cousin, otherwise Yun Fei will talk about you when she comes back!"
Holding back his internal injuries, Xiao Yang went to the kitchen to cook in a fit of anger.
He chopped his waist to a loud sound, and occasionally looked back, Tang Wan finally restrained himself and didn't take the initiative to provoke Lin Momo again, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.
But Xiao Yang didn't know that he was still too happy too early, and where he couldn't see, Tang Wan hooked the corners of his mouth and sent a message to Lin Momo.
"Momo, my sister will go to tutor you in the evening?"
When Lin Momo received the news, her eyes rolled and she said in her heart, isn't this a good opportunity to help her cousin prevent her cousin-in-law from cheating? Of course, I gladly agreed!
"Okay, then I'll stay at night and wait for Sister Tang Wan to come."
It's still very fast to stir-fry, Xiao Yang stir-fried a few times on high heat, and the dish was almost cooked.
Putting the pot on the plate, Tang Wan helped Xiao Yang bring the plate to the table this time, and even Lin Momo was embarrassed to wait for eating, so she took the initiative to get the dishes and chopsticks.
"Well, it's so fragrant, four dishes and one soup, it looks very rich! Cousin-in-law, my sister is so blessed to have married you. β
Lin Momo praised it so much, so that Xiao Yang was embarrassed and didn't know how to pick it up.
But Tang Wan also fell into the well on the side, "Yun Fei has found a good one, so that we all have good mouths." Momo, if you look for a man in the future, you will also find this kind of obedient person, who will not interfere too much, and can also grasp it at home and abroad! β
Xiao Yanggang scooped a spoonful of soup into his mouth and drank it, and when he heard her say such amazing words, he almost didn't spray a table on the spot!
"Eat! Can't you be shut up with so much food! β
"Oh, cousin-in-law, you're still shy, I think Sister Tang Wan is right, Sister Tang Wan, I found that we have more and more common languages."