When General Zhang's brain was open and he was digging the roots of the modern technology tree, he was digging in the capital of the Eagle Sauce family on the other side of the world; A hearing is being held on Capitol Hill about the rabbit threat.

It was afternoon at the moment, and the people in the audience were drowsy, but the people on the stage were impassioned.

"To sum up, we have reason to believe that the rabbit family has mastered an optical stealth technology that is unknown to us, as well as special radar countermeasures. In the face of such unknown means, the radar, satellite, and other high-tech technologies on which our army depends will lose their usefulness. The consequence is that in front of the rabbits, the combat effectiveness of the Eagle Army will plummet, and the homeland security of Eagle Sauce will face a serious threat. ”

"In addition, judging from the anti-gravity technology exposed by the rabbit family some time ago, it is not difficult for us to come to a conclusion that the military technology of the rabbit family has shown a leap forward in development. So, in order to deal with the unknown threat posed by rabbits in the foreseeable future, I hope that Congress will approve the special military budget proposed in the report, as well as the development plan for new weapons. ”

The commander of the Footbasin Fleet, who had just returned from East Asia, made this concluding speech.

As soon as he finished speaking, his proposal was routinely rejected:

"Your Excellency, is this proposal of yours too hasty?"

One of the participants stood up to express his opinion, pointing to the picture displayed on the video wall and saying, "One picture at the beginning, whatever you want!" You show us a satellite picture of how many fighter jets there are, and tell us how many bombers are hidden there! Or the kind of bomber with full stealth radar and vision! Then I started asking for money and funds! To be honest, it's hard for a normal person to believe. ”

The other, also full of sarcasm, objected: "As far as I know, in the annual report at the end of the year, we Eagle Sauce also have the most powerful navy and the most powerful air force in the world; and science and technology that is second to none; How come those rabbits have climbed on top of us in just a few months? ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the thick stack of new weapon plans in the hands of the fleet commander and said, "I have also paid attention to the anti-gravity spacecraft incident that has been making a lot of noise during this time, but I'm sorry, I don't think the rabbit family has really made any strategic-level anti-gravity equipment; I'm more inclined to think it's a ruse by the Rabbits' mysterious strategic trick! It's like when we used the Star Wars program to mess with the bears, it's a complete hoax! ”

"Gentlemen, I'm not telling my mouth; Our intelligence agencies have ample evidence that the head of this Strategic Trick Bureau was deeply involved in the anti-gravity technology hoax. You can imagine how the highly classified core technology of anti-gravity could allow an intelligence department to penetrate into it. It's like having the director of the FBI preside over the study of the F-117, okay? ”

As soon as his words fell, there was a buzz of discussion in the hall.

Seeing that the theme of the meeting was distorted, President Sichuan Jianguo, who was at the top, slapped the table and shouted: "Gentlemen! Gentlemen! ”

Seeing that the attention of the venue was attracted by himself and quieted down again, President Chuan Jianguo said again:

"Gentlemen, it doesn't really matter whether the weapon really exists or not; What matters is the current situation. As Your Excellency said, rabbits are becoming a threat to us! Not only is it a military threat, but the resurgence of the rabbit is co-opting our allies, eating away at our economy, and destroying our manufacturing industry; They are still catching up with us in science and technology, and the 2025 plan released is aimed at our advantageous industries; All kinds of behaviors have seriously threatened the living environment of Eagle Sauce! We need a reason to intervene to make the rabbit go a little slower. When necessary, even if you use some unconventional means, you have to force the rabbit to give up the unrealistic fantasy of wanting to be the boss of the world! ”

The rabbit has swelled over the years!

"Mr. President, the rabbit is our important trading partner and a powerful world power, and it is only inappropriate to rashly have a dispute with them, and we need to talk about politics in this regard, and we can't use the methods you use to do business......"

"Staple, staple, stap!"

After saying stop three times in a row, Chuan Jianguo pouted with his head held high: "Sir, I am Mr. President, you are not Mr. President, OK?" I'm Mr. President, I don't need you to teach me how to be Mr. President! ”

After scolding this, Chuan Jianguo said to all the parliamentarians present:

"Why can't we run our country with the means of managing corporations? Why? In my opinion, Eagle Sauce is a strong company! However, although it ranks in the world in Nambauan, the company also has many problems; For example, there are too many redundant employees, and the company needs to raise too much waste! The waste that parasitizes Eagle Sauce has seriously dragged down the company's development! Why did this president make it more difficult to access immigrants when he took office? Why do I have to build a wall on the border? It's all about reducing the inflow of waste! What a company needs if it wants to develop is elites, so it needs to raise the threshold for naturalization, eliminate the scum, and leave only useful people! ”

After reiterating the reasons for building a border wall on his immigration policy, President Chuan Jianguo pulled the topic back:

"Of course, for Eagle Sauce, the waste that comes from the border is just ringworm scabies after all. The real competitor is still the rabbit; Because the development of this unit does not conform to the laws of the market, its development process is not free or democratic at all. They always rely on the strength of the crowd to make those high-added products into cabbage prices, and then use this low cost to drag our company over, the means are extremely despicable! ”

"In the international community, they are like a group of rabbits, always following us, we Eagle Sauce work hard to beat big camels, medium camels, small camels, and punch in the big Zuo; It costs a lot of money to get a solid ruler down, but they secretly follow behind, and at a small cost they undertake all kinds of reconstruction projects, waving the people's coins to purchase crude oil and minerals, like locusts, devouring everything they want! Yes? We spent money and blood fighting to the death, but the dead rabbit followed behind to pick up ready-made! Damn it! ”

"In the face of such unreasonable competitors, why should we use some abnormal business methods?"

"We can fight a trade war with them! Since they want to dump at a low price, we raise the tariffs! We can block their high-tech companies and turn their 2025 plans into 2025 jokes! ”

"Now that the rabbit has shown momentum to outperform our Eagle Sauce, it's time for us Eagle Sauce to fight back! Just like we once killed Hans Cat, spelled out John Old Watch, pressed the foot basin chicken, and dragged the woolly bear to suppress the unstable factor of the rabbit! ”

At this time, another person said: "You may be able to try a trade war with rabbits, but Your Excellency, what does this have to do with developing new weapons?" That would require a lot of capital investment, and our economic growth may not be sustainable. ”

"Idiot!" Chuan Jianguo scolded mercilessly: "It's a waste of my time to have a meeting with you, it's better to send two more tweets if you have this time." If the rabbits can come up with any anti-gravity, optical stealth, or other gimmicks to fool us, can't we do another Star Wars project to deceive them? They like to make a fool of themselves, so why don't we also make some of the foolish stuff? ”

The congressman was so frightened by Sichuan Jianguo that his face turned red, and he argued hard: "Your Excellency, the current situation is different from when the eagle and bear were fighting for hegemony!" Back then, we were able to use the Star Wars program to engage in strategic deception, but that was because the economic shortcomings of the woolly bear were obvious, and it was delayed; But the rabbit's economy is far better than that of the woolly bear, and its development speed and expected prospects are even better than that of our eagle sauce family. I'm afraid that we may not be able to fight with them......"

"I'm so worried that my IQ will decrease after staying with you for a long time!" Chuan Jianguo looked disdainful: "I said it all, trade war!" Trade war! OK？ Since their situation is better than ours, then we will raise their tariffs and fight a trade war with them! Fight them down! If we can't fight them alone, we can also win over our allies, we have the Five Eyes Alliance, we have NATO allies; There are also little brothers like Nan Bangzi Foot Basin Chicken, Ah Sanjia, Monkey Country and Li Jiapo will also be our thugs. You see, see if the rabbit can fight the whole world? ”

After speaking, Chuan Jianguo slapped the table and said: "I hope that Congress will immediately put together the new weapon plan, okay, I'm going back to tweet!" Hope to hear good news from you on Monday. After speaking, he left the scene directly.

For the rest, you look at me, and I'll look at you.

"Vote!"