Chapter 159: I'm Still Too Kind
The Japanese people now worship Liu Haoran as a savior, kneeling on the ground is very pious, Liu Haoran let them leave or kneel on the ground and refuse to leave.
Savior, a second look will surely bring good luck.
The people of the Japanese country think so in their hearts, haven't they seen that such a terrible super typhoon has been received by the savior into the bowl?
"I'm going to draw a comic based on the Savior, and I've got the name in mind, and it's called "Savior"!" A certain cartoonist made up his mind.
"I'm going to make a savior logo based on the savior!" An entrepreneur said secretly.
Liu Haoran waved his hand and said, "You all get up and rebuild your homes, our rescue from Huaxia will arrive soon." In the face of disasters, we must unite to create a beautiful and happy life for mankind. โ
"Thank you, Savior."
The people of the country are respectful, this is a living savior.
Liu Haoran was happy in his heart, the mysterious uncle was so powerful, he gave himself such a big favor, and in a blink of an eye, the Japanese people became their own believers.
The Japanese officials immediately organized a rescue, and everyone took action.
There's nothing going on here, it's time for the mysterious uncle to make them appear, and he called the chief's uncle.
"Uncle Chief, I've settled the matter here, so let's end it. By the way, what's in it for me? Liu Haoran seized the opportunity to ask for benefits, and with such a strong effort, he must have more benefits.
On the other end of the phone, Yang Yi scolded with a smile: "You lazy, let's say, what benefits do you want?" This time you have a great credit. โ
Liu Haoran was happy when he heard this, and hurriedly put forward his request: "I need some weapons now, I found that the bazooka doesn't play much role anymore, such as missiles, atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs or something, just send me a few." โ
Yang Yi was amused, this lazy man who couldn't afford to make a profit early, and said angrily: "Get out, let's be serious, don't say that this matter has nothing to do with you, except for these heavy weapons, you can pick the rest yourself, as long as your mysterious uncle nods." Come back as soon as the matter over there is over, you are now our Huaxia baby bump, and you must not have an accident. โ
Liu Haoran pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "I know that this is the case, and it is thankless." Okay, I'll play for a while and I'll go back. โ
Hanging up the phone, Liu Haoran originally planned to play in the Wa Kingdom for a while, but when he saw this picture, forget it, it has become a mudflat, there is nothing fun.
"Master, look, it's such a big pearl." Dryes said, pointing to the sea.
"Where?"
Liu Haoran turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw a pearl the size of a fist, shiny, and it was a good thing at first glance.
"Let's take a look."
Dresser flew over.
When I got closer, I realized that the pearl was as big as a basketball, and it was wrapped in a white mist, which looked very extraordinary.
Liu Haoran picked up the pearl and thought for a while: "It is likely that this super typhoon rolled up from the bottom of the sea, go back and study it slowly." Go back, it's not good if you run into something again. โ
At this time, all countries in the world were dumbfounded after learning that the super typhoon of the Japanese country was actually solved by Liu Haoran.
It's a super typhoon that hasn't been encountered in decades, no, it should be a once-in-a-century event. Even the waves reached more than 200 meters, and they were solved by Liu Haoran like this?
Originally, no one believed it, but after seeing a video, they were directly frightened!
But at the same time, they also got a message - the bowl in Liu Haoran's hand is an artifact!
"That bowl is not simple, it is very likely to be an ancient artifact of the East, find a way to get it!"
In the west, in the magnificent church, an old man with a dragon bell said lightly.
"Yes."
Behind the old man stood the decision-making level of the Western Alliance, respectfully and respectfully.
"I didn't expect the Onmyoji of the Wa Kingdom to end so quickly, I thought they would last a while. Forget it, let's do it ourselves. Don't interfere in cooperation between countries, and concentrate on dealing with Liu Haoran. The old man drew a cross on his chest, "Go, the gods will bless you." โ
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When Liu Haoran returned to Huaxia, the first thing he did was to arm himself.
The mysterious uncle agreed, except for nuclear weapons, other weapons can be taken as long as Liu Haoran can resist.
Liu Haoran was overjoyed, the missiles and other things were moved to a small world, and it was more than enough to destroy a small country anyway.
After being armed to the teeth, Liu Haoran arrived at Lu's house.
"Haoran, you have to do less of this kind of thing in the future, at least don't do it yourself, it's too dangerous, what if something happens?" Zhou Qin's concerned complaint is better to Liu Haoran than to his own son.
"Mom, not next time." Liu Haoran had never seen his biological mother, and his eyes were red when he heard this.
Lu Shiyu hummed on the side: "Little Liuzi, don't do such a dangerous thing in the future to save the Japanese people, the Japanese people don't have a good thing." โ
"Mom, Xiaoyu, I am now a member of the country, I was asked to do it by the mysterious uncle, and I am still the savior of the Japanese people." Liu Haoran showed off like a child, "They still have to offer me." โ
"I don't know the height of the sky, the stinky boy, you can be, right? What to show? Lu Nai came down from the upper floor and said coldly, "I thought you were going to die in the Japanese country, but you are a gunman, and you don't even have any self-knowledge." Don't run around during this time, you don't know what's going on when you die. I don't even understand the simple truth that wealth is not exposed, what are you talking about? โ
Liu Haoran squinted and said: "You don't need to worry about it all the time, I just love to show off." โ
The two of them fell into trouble again, and the two of them couldn't meet, and as soon as they met, they competed against each other.
"Lao Lu, you were still worried about dying just now, and you scolded Yang Yi, and you were about to find that one. The child finally came back, and you can't say two good words? Zhou Qin glared, then turned around and said softly to Liu Haoran, "Your father is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, you didn't see him worried like that just now, I've never seen him so anxious, he is about to kill, and he can't stop it." โ
"I'm worried about him?" Lu Nai sneered, "Then I might as well worry about Xiaoxiao, I'm thinking about my daughter." โ
"Who's Xiaoxiao?" Liu Haoran asked Lu Shiyu in a low voice.
Lu Shiyu pointed to the big black Tibetan mastiff outside the window: "That's it." โ
Liu Haoran: "ยทยทยทยทยทยท"
"Bring it, I'll take a look." Lu Nai stretched out his hand and said confidently.
"What?" Liu Haoran pretended to be stupid, knowing that Lu Nai wanted to see the Qiankun bowl. Such a baby, it's strange that Lu Nai doesn't want to see it.
Lu Nai said angrily: "Are you sincere and angry? My baby was tricked away by you, and I can't see your baby? โ
"Don't drag racing." Liu Haoran threw him a Liu's signature squint.
Zhou Qin is too lazy to care about the two of them, she really can't listen to it, the old one is not serious, the little one is not serious, and Lu Shiyu is pulled to the kitchen to cook, but she can't starve her baby son-in-law.
Lu Shiyu said mischievously: "Mom, you haven't treated my brother like this." โ
Zhou Qin said: "That little bastard in the army, if you don't make me angry, it's your mother and I have a great life, the little white-eyed wolf, I don't know how to come home for three years, I don't care if I don't treat it, who cares." โ
Lu Shiyu pouted.
A man who looked very similar to Lu Nai sneezed and said to himself, "Who is scolding me again." โ
In the living room, Lu Nai and Liu Haoran stared wide-eyed.
"Stinky boy, Lao Tzu is your father-in-law, take it out and show it to me, I can't see it clearly on the video." Lu Nai's eyes widened, looking like you should take it out if I was your son.
"I won't show you, you bite me if you have the ability." Liu Haoran looks like I don't want to show you what you can do to me.
"You wait." Lu Nai threw a cruel word and went out, went to find a helper, and scolded, "I still don't believe that I can't clean you up." โ
After a while, Lu Nai came in with Xiaoxiao, let go of the dog chain, pointed at Liu Haoran and said, "Xiaoxiao, go bite that little bastard." โ
", don't come here, I'm not welcome to you if you're coming!" Liu Haoran has been chased by dogs since he was a child, especially big dogs, and he shivered when he saw it.
"Wang."
The Tibetan mastiff that was about to reach Liu Haoran's chest pounced directly and bit it.
"To give or not to give?" Lu Nai picked up his mobile phone to record a video and threatened, "If you don't give it, I will post the video of you being bitten by a dog on the Internet, and let the grandsons of the Wa Kingdom see it, their savior is even afraid of dogs." โ
Liu Haoran's face turned pale with fright, and he said angrily: "Don't come here, I'm not welcome to come over again, Lao Tzu stewed you!" โ
"Let's stew, I'll buy another one when it's stewed." Lu Nai's face was proud, let your kid scare me.
In the kitchen, Lu Shiyu said: "Mom, Lu Nai's let Xiaoxiao bite Xiaoliu, you take care of it." โ
Zhou Qin smiled: "Don't worry about the two of you, your father is happy, let them make trouble." โ
"Xiaoliu was bitten." Lu Shiyu said with tears and laughter.
Then, Zhou Qin rushed out with a kitchen knife.
A few hours later, a pot of fragrant dog meat was served.
Lu Nai wiped his tears with a dog leash, but his wife did it himself, and he didn't dare to say a word.
"Mom, look, my arm has been bitten." Liu Haoran pointed to his arm that had been bitten through the oily skin and complained.
Lu Nai's teeth grinded angrily, and he wanted to rush up and bite Liu Haoran to death, he had never seen such a shameless one.
"It's fine if you get vaccinated, come, eat a piece of meat to make up for it." Zhou Qin sandwiched a large piece of dog meat for Liu Haoran.
Lu Shiyu covered her mouth and snickered.
Lu Nai picked it up quickly, grabbed the piece of meat, and chewed it fiercely: "Hmph, Xiaoxiao was raised by me, and I was the first to eat it if I wanted to eat it!" โ
Liu Haoran took out the Qiankun bowl and threw it to Lu Nai: "I'm afraid of you, show it to you, don't fall, otherwise we will become the Pacific Ocean here." โ
"Okay, you eat, I forgive you." Lu Nai waved his hand like a child who had gotten a toy, and went upstairs to study with the Qiankun bowl in his arms.
"Haoran, nothing will happen, right?" Zhou Qin asked worriedly.
Liu Haoran said with a smile: "Don't worry, Mom, nothing will happen, the broken bowl is strong." โ
Lu Shiyu said viciously: "You shouldn't save the deflated calves of the Wa Kingdom, anyway, you should go later, let them drink some more seawater, and see their sunshine god!" โ
(End of chapter)