Chapter 219: Open Your Mouth and You'll Lose
Driving forward, it didn't take long for Zhou Kai's face to move slightly, and he glanced at the roof of the car.
Uncle, it's still entangled, right?
With his eyes flickering, Zhou Kai drove various operations, but then found that the goods seemed to be glued to the roof of the car, and he couldn't get rid of it at all.
Parking directly on the side of the road, Zhou Kai got down and looked at the roof of the car.
On the roof of the car, an old man reclined down, supporting his head with one hand, one leg arched, and the other hand still picking his nostrils.
Seeing Zhou Kai, Lao Dao said with a smile: "If you hit someone, you want to run, how can it be so simple, lose money." ”
Zhou Kai smiled: "Qian is easy to say, but seniors, can you dare to report to the inheritance of the master's sect?" What is the last name? ”
The old Taoist priest was about to speak, when he suddenly moved, his nose-picking hand quickly pinched, and then he looked at Zhou Kai in surprise, his eyes rolled, and said: "The old Taoist does not change his name, he does not change his surname, Maoshan Sect Qianqiuzi." ”
Zhou Kai said: "Let's just say that you are Qianqiuzi, you deliberately stopped my car, what are your intentions, just say it, don't beat around the bush." ”
The old Taoist priest said with a smile: "The young man is really anxious, you have been in bed for a long time, you must know that the way of yin and yang lies in fusion, and the method of integration lies in gradual ......."
Looking at the old Taoist priest talking eloquently, Zhou Kai had a black line on his face.
What's so special, where does the neurosis come from, can this be related to the bed?
"So, what cheats do you have to sell me?" Zhou Kai decisively interrupted the old Taoist priest's words.
The old Taoist priest smiled: "There are cheats, you worship me as a teacher, and you can get any cheats for you." ”
Zhou Kai narrowed his eyes: "Want to take me as an apprentice?" ”
The old Taoist priest said proudly: "What? Don't I look like a famous teacher? ”
Zhou Kai said with a smile: "The predecessors are in the dust, the magic is mysterious, and it is naturally more than enough to be called a famous teacher." ”
The old Taoist priest suddenly smiled, looking smug.
"But you're not even qualified to be my apprentice." Zhou Kai's words changed and said quietly.
The old Taoist priest's expression froze, and he glared at Zhou Kai: "Young man, you are not very old, your tone is not small, who gave you the courage to be so arrogant!" ”
Zhou Kai smiled: "To tell you the truth, my strength does not allow me to keep a low profile. ”
After speaking, Zhou Kai looked at the old Taoist priest meaningfully, and continued: "If the seniors don't believe it, you can dare to bet on it." ”
The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes, pouted and said, "Bet, bet, if you lose, then you can give me the little monk in the car, how about it?" ”
Zhou Kai was not surprised, and said calmly: "Then what if you lose?" ”
The old Taoist priest said proudly: "If I lose, I am willing to consider myself a slave, serve you as the master, and let you drive." ”
Zhou Kai said: "Okay! Then it's decided, if you lose and don't admit it, hehe, then Lao Tzu will go to Maoshan and destroy the Maoshan Taoist system, and then all the branches of Maoshan in the world will be inherited, and all the names will be removed. ”
The old Taoist priest's expression froze, and he looked at Zhou Kai with wide eyes.
Zhou Kai said meaningfully: "Daoist Qianqiuzi, you just calculated, since you dare to use this name, you should be ready to bear this cause and effect." ”
The old Taoist priest looked at Zhou Kai deeply: "Young man, if you are so murderous, you are not afraid of falling into the devil's way." ”
"So what? If I fall into the Demon Dao, then I will kill the Demon Dao so that the Demon will not dare to let me fall. Zhou Kai responded indifferently, his eyes were flat.
The old Taoist priest's heart jumped, and a huge uneasiness appeared.
This is special, I have encountered a nervous disorder!
However, it is really possible for this neurotic to do this, because he has calculated it, and the result of his calculation is unpredictable, but it gives him a huge crisis, which is a terrible consequence of not being able to deal with it well and really exterminating the Dao.
He reported the name of Qianqiuzi, if he loses, the future Maoshan Dao will be extinct, this cause and effect is in him, the dragon and the tiger are in the same vein, I am afraid that he will die with Maoshan!
MMP, how did you meet such a ruthless person!
"Hahaha, just kidding, people from outside the world, what kind of bet, it's too immoral, this is not a fight, I don't know each other, let's get to know each other anew, Longhu Mountain is an old man, and Xiaoyou's surname is big?" The old Taoist priest snorted and changed the subject.
Zhou Kai looked at the old Taoist priest with a smile and did not answer.
The old Taoist priest was embarrassed: "Brother, don't mind, it's just a misunderstanding, be generous, calculating, it's not a man's style." ”
Zhou Kai said: "Admit it now, is it too late?" Let's put the beam on the shelf, and if we don't pay a little, we just want to forget it? I don't promise. ”
"What's that brother's opinion?" The old Taoist priest asked weakly.
Zhou Kai said: "Speaking of which, I didn't lose anything, and there was a lot of trouble, so there was no need." ”
The old Taoist priest nodded hurriedly: "That's right, I'm such an old man, just make a joke, it's really troublesome, then it's a joke." ”
"But if you calculate me first, and use other people's names to fool me, I have a pimple in my heart that I want to get rid of. In this way, I have a pot here, you are from Longhu Mountain, you should be good at refining weapons, help me refine this pot and become a magic weapon, I will forgive you. Zhou Kai said with a smile.
The old Taoist priest's face instantly darkened: "This is called a little pay?" ”
Zhou Kai smiled: "Senior, this is your own doing, you know, I can't tolerate sand in my eyes, this is already for the sake of your face as a senior of the Daomen, give you a step down, if you don't agree, you can, I will count this account on Qianqiuzi, and find an opportunity to go to Maoshan in the future to settle today's account with him." ”
Old Taoist: "......"
Made, this is burying yourself in a pit! The problem of cheapness must be changed in the future.
"The requirements for magic weapons are too high, you are changing, not refining, even if you are refining, you need all kinds of rare divine iron, mysterious objects, even so, the success rate of refining magic weapons is not high, otherwise the cultivation world will already be flooded with magic weapons, at most you will be transformed into magic weapons, no matter how high I can't do it." The old Taoist priest retorted directly, and there was no room for negotiation.
Zhou Kai smiled and said: "Okay, the magic weapon is also fine, haha, come on, senior, it's too cold on the roof of the car, get down and get in the car, I have hot soup here, it's your reward." ”
The old Taoist priest jumped down, stood in front of Zhou Kai, looked at it carefully for a while, and sighed: "It's really a talent from the country, old, really old." ”
Then, the old Taoist priest got into the car and looked at the black moon, his eyes were solemn, and he looked carefully, but he didn't say a word.
Zhou Kai followed, took the pressure cooker, and said with a smile: "Just this pot, I use the knife to quench, and use the power to ward off evil spirits, although it is a little miraculous, but with the addition of too many things, I feel that this pot is a little unbearable, if it is transformed into a magic weapon, maybe the effect will be different." ”
The old Taoist priest looked at the pressure cooker, and his eyes were straight: "The bone and blood essence of the snake, magic power, Buddha power, and also, this is the power of seven emotions and six desires." Damn, what are you kid trying to do? ”
Zhou Kai said with a smile: "I want to make soup, a perfect tonic soup, this idea will never end?" ”
Old Taoist: "Absolute...... Fart, the idea is there, but the practice is messy, first of all, this snake bone blood essence can be crossed. To fuse magic power, Buddha power, and even various other powers, the essence of the snake is not qualified, at least it needs to be spiritual water above the real water. ”
"Real water? Is Yellow Spring Water OK? ”
"Heh, you're kidding, what is the existence of yellow spring water, the protection of the underworld. I can't even get it, if you can get it, I'll recognize you as a father. The old Taoist priest scoffed.
Zhou Kai smiled meaningfully.
Looking at Zhou Kai, the old Taoist's heart skipped a beat, and his smile gradually disappeared.
"What, what did I just say?"