Chapter 5 Accommodation
"Hmph, I'm also a rich man, go live in the city!" Hao Jun was very happy, so he went to live in the city first and inquired about some things in the ghost town.
Hao Jun came to the old place where the ghost had thrown him into the wilderness, and he searched for it carefully.
"This female ghost is very poor, and she has nothing left!" Hao Jun thought that the female ghost in the green dress had also been devoured by him before, and maybe she had left money or something, but she couldn't help but be a little disappointed when she didn't find anything.
It doesn't matter if the money is not found, Hao Jun originally planned to live in the city, but he just suddenly remembered to look for it by the way.
The ghost cha guarding the gate of the ghost city is still two old acquaintances with Hao Jun, and it is the two who threw him out of the ghost city after he was beaten by the ninety-nine-eighty-one ghost whip.
"Yo, you're not dead yet?" A ghost cha asked with a sneer.
"If you don't die, get away, the ghost town is now under martial law, and poor ghosts are not allowed to enter, so as not to disturb public order." The other ghost also drank mercilessly.
Hao Jun looked at the domineering disdain of these two ghosts, and he didn't bother to talk to them, so he took out a few hundred dark coins and raised them, and said, "What's the matter, can't I live in the city?" ”
As he spoke, he threw five dollars at each ghost and said, "This is my tip for the two of you, no thanks!" ”
"Hey, this kid?"
The two ghosts looked at Hao Jun who was floating away, and they couldn't speak for a while. When he was thrown out of the ghost town just now, he was still alive, but in the blink of an eye, the poor ghost was alive and kicking up, and he took the money out to show off.
It's a pity that Hao Jun didn't violate any laws in the ghost town, and the two ghosts could only stare dryly and scold a few ugly words behind their backs.
Hao Jun enters the city and comes to a house with a faint green light, which says a temporary housing registration window, a window like this is convenient for ghosts to stay in, and can bring income to the ghost town.
At the moment, there were no ghosts queuing up at this window, Hao Jun was overjoyed, took out the money, and hurriedly came to the registration window.
Now that he has money, of course he has more confidence, and he said loudly: "Uncle Bad Official, I want to open a house!" ”
"Fuck your uncle, are you blind?" At the window, a female ghost raised her head and scolded Hao Jun.
"Ugh!" Hao Jun is also very embarrassed, such a beautiful female ghost errand officer, but he was called an errand uncle, but it is not your uncle, removing the uncle is the word errand.
Hao Jun's previous impersonation of a rich man disappeared in an instant, and he hurriedly changed his words and smiled: "Beautiful lady, I want to open a room." ”
"Open a room? What kind of house to open? There is no room business at this window, only accommodation business. The beautiful woman's tone was not good, and she was obviously still angry about what Hao Jun had just called.
Hao Jun was depressed in his heart, and thought to himself: "Aren't opening a room and staying the same thing?" ”
But this is in other people's territory, and you can't follow other people's rules, he nodded and said: "Okay, okay, stay and stay, anyway, you are all uncles, what you say is what you say." ”
"Fuck you uncle!"
The beautiful official immediately returned her mouth, bowed her head impatiently and said: "One hundred and fifty-one days for many ghosts to share a house, and four hundred and one days for an independent single room to stay in a single room, which one do you want, how many days do you want to live?" ”
But no voice answered.
She looked at the window, where was Hao Jun's shadow, she couldn't help but poke her head out and shouted behind Hao Jun: "I'll go to your uncle's, I don't have money to pretend to be a hero, it's a waste of my mother's time." ”
Hao Jun did turn around and ran, this accommodation was only one hundred and one days at Xing Chaguan's, and it was one hundred and fifty-one days in the blink of an eye: "I'll go to your uncle's, and the fool will live." ”
This belongs to the suburbs of Yuehu Ghost Town, there are relatively few ghosts, he continues to wander in the ghost town, the city is still very safe, and there are ghosts patrolling from time to time. If there is any misdeeds, you may be arrested by the ghosts and suffer from 7749 days of caning, and if the circumstances are serious, you will be sent to hell, and the consequences will be so serious that you can't imagine it.
"Little brother, do you want accommodation? Our accommodation is cheap, only 30 yuan a day, many years old, the environment is good, there are many people who come to our accommodation, to ensure that you will not be lonely. ”
A ghost with the appearance of a fat aunt suddenly rushed out of the street, which really startled Hao Jun.
"Really, it's really as good as you say?" Hao Jun was a little moved, he came to stay for safety, and by the way, he inquired about some ghost towns, and it was worth it for only thirty yuan a day.
If you don't stay, after a while, martial law will be imposed on the streets, and no ghosts will be allowed to roam, and if you are caught, you will have to be beaten.
"Oh young man, our gold-lettered signboard has been a store for many years, and it will not be able to deceive you, come with me." The fat aunt said and led the way.
Hao Jun paid thirty yuan, followed the fat aunt to a courtyard, and opened the door of a room.
"Come in, young man." The fat aunt greeted her very warmly and was a good hand at doing business.
"This, Nima, is indeed not lonely, the key is that you can't be lonely if you want to be lonely."
Hao Jun had just walked to the door of the room, only to see a small room of twenty square meters, more than a dozen pairs of eyes suddenly looked at him in unison, to be precise, looking at the door that suddenly opened.
Fortunately, the ghost does not have high requirements for accommodation, just have a place to stay or lie down for the night.
But Hao Jun looked at it, and the beds on several floors were already full, and there were two ghosts lying on each bed, a man, a woman, and a woman.
Hao Jun looked at the only empty stool in the room, froze for a moment, and thought, "Won't you just let me sit on this stool?" ”
The fat aunt seemed to see Hao Jun's appearance when he first arrived, and pulled him by the hand and said, "Come on, come on, you can stay with this girl for a night, anyway, after dawn, you have to go out to do things." ”
This is the innermost bottom bed, and there is really only a girl lying on it, this girl deliberately fell asleep against the outside of the bed, making Hao Jun mistakenly think that her bed was also full.
By the light of the room, it can be seen that this girl is in her twenties, very beautiful, and looks like a student, wearing a pink dress with the word 'good' written on her clothes, and she is looking at Hao Jun timidly with big round eyes.
"Alright, that's it, this room is also full, you can rest for your life."
I don't know if the fat aunt's business is good today, but she looks in a good mood, she locks the door and leaves.
"You"
"You"
Hao Jun and the girl on the bed actually spoke at the same time, and they only said the word you, and they paused at the same time.
"You speak first!"
"You speak first!"
actually spoke at the same time, but this time there was progress, and they both said three words, and the two couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
Hao Jun said helplessly: "It's better for you to say it first." ”
"I, I want to ask you, do you sleep inside or outside?" The girl spoke, her voice sweet and pleasant.
Hao Jun smiled and said, "I originally wanted to ask about this, whatever you want, you can sleep wherever you like, just leave the other positions to me." ”
The girl didn't say anything more, but moved in, leaving room outside the bed.
Hao Jun lay down on the other end of the bed, maybe he was too tired, maybe it was because he devoured two ghosts, his soul body needed to be digested and absorbed, and he fell asleep after a while.