Chapter Twenty-Eight: Fooling Around
First of all, Nan Lingmei returned to the Yixian Hall with the maid, and it happened to be the eldest princess Huimin who was commenting on the painting, she looked at Nan Lingxuan with disdain, and secretly thought in her heart that she didn't want to be selected. As she expected, she was secretly proud in her heart: "Aren't you good at Danqing, hehe, now you are being compared!" Shame on you! ’
Nan Lingmei happily drank two more glasses of wine, feeling that her body was hot and her neck was a little itchy, so she started to scratch it with her hands, but she found that she was tickling more and more, not only in her neck, but also in her chest/front and back...... Seeing her strange appearance, Huichun stepped forward and asked in a low voice, "County Lord, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Huichun, the county lord's neck and back are itchy, whose clothes are these?!" Nan Lingmei asked in a low voice.
"The county lord, this clothes, these clothes are made in the unified system of the house, they are the clothes of the county lord, you were just drunk, we brought a change of clothes, you accidentally got dirty, there is no way to ask the slave to beg the county lord's side Mei Xue ......"
‘!!! It's her! She was the one who wanted to hurt me! Nanling Mei gritted her teeth hatefully, and cursed in a low voice in her heart: "Nanling Mo, you wait!! But the itching on her neck, chest, and back made her no longer care about etiquette at this time, and she grabbed it in a panic, and even the placket of her clothes showed a lot of snow white.
Huichun was dumbfounded, and while gently patting the itchy part of Nan Lingmei's back with her hand, she reminded Nan Lingmei in a low voice: "County Lord, it's a palace banquet now, you can bear with it, and when the palace banquet is over, let's go back to the house immediately." Huichun's patting also relieved the itching on her back slightly, Nan Lingmei thought, the palace banquet was not over yet, and her carefully prepared dance had not yet been served, so she gritted her teeth and endured it, drank two glasses of wine in one go, and ate some cold pastries to relieve the itching on her body.
She gritted her teeth again and read Nanling Mo's battle encouragement, her back was full of cold sweat, she thought that she was sweating, and the cool breeze outside the hall should be much more comfortable, and she was about to leave, when she heard the Queen Mother say that she wanted to leave first when she was tired.
Nanling Mei still felt a little regretful in her heart, she followed Zhang's suggestion, and prepared a dance dress at the palace banquet to dance. But after thinking about it, it is just right that the Queen Mother is not there, as long as the emperor or His Royal Highness King Li takes a fancy to her, then Yong'an Hou will have to be invalidated even if he has a marriage contract.
After everyone sent off the empress dowager, Emperor Xiping drank a few glasses of wine with his ministers, and felt that it was almost over, and was about to announce the end of the palace banquet. After a few glasses of wine and cold cakes, Nan Lingmei felt her stomach gurgle a few times, and she couldn't help but think of a hypocrisy. At first, I was still holding back, but when I got up, I couldn't hold back the movement. So they heard a "poof" in the crowd, and everyone smelled a foul smell again, thinking about which palace maid was probably being hypocritical, so they didn't care.
Emperor Xiping announced the end of the palace banquet, and when everyone was kneeling down and saluting, he heard a series of "poof, poof, poof" out of the sound of flattery, and the stench instantly filled the entire hall. At this time, even Emperor Xiping frowned and looked at the place where the voice came from.
When the young ladies smelled the location, they were like meeting a hornet's nest, and they all covered their noses to dodge, leaving Nan Lingmei, who was flushed, with her head bowed in the center. I saw that her face was flushed to her neck, one hand kept scratching at her chest, and the back of the other hand kept scratching...... Suddenly, seeing that everyone got out of the way, there was a pillar that was empty, and immediately rushed up, leaning against the pillar and rubbing and rubbing, and the other side kept being hypocritical.
The sons and ladies of the family were stunned at first when they saw her ugliness, and then they were quickly disgusted by the stench, and they didn't dare to step forward. Nanling Mei is like this, and one of the red fruits stands out in front of everyone, and there is nowhere to hide.
"The emperor, the emperor, the courtiers...... The courtier's daughter ...... "Nanling Mei's face was flushed with shame, she wanted to explain dirty, but her body was too itchy, she couldn't stop to rub the itch, and she was still hypocritical, and she almost fainted herself. In the eyes of everyone, Nan Lingmei kept writhing against the pillar with a strange image, and there was a foul smell...... Suddenly, she felt a warm liquid flowing from her lower body, only to hear someone around her screaming, and then she felt a tightness in her chest, she couldn't breathe, and fainted directly.
The emperor covered his nose and left quickly, with a look of disgust in his eyes, Xie Wanru saw all these in his eyes, and while instructing the palace people to drag Nanling Mei to the side hall to change her clothes, he asked the palace people to arrange to send her out of the palace directly.
There was also a will and two teachings to guide the grandmother out of the palace, saying that it was because of the poor etiquette of the lord of Linlang County, and the imperial concubine specially gave two teachings to the palace to teach the rules well, so as not to embarrass the Zhennan palace in the future.
It was dark early in winter, and Nanling Mo, who had just gotten into the carriage back home, suddenly asked, "Mei Xue, why did you say that Nanling Mei suddenly became a hypocrisy?" The county lord remembered that the dress only made her itch, but he didn't make a false powder? ”
In the dark, Nanling Mo's obsidian-like eyes stared at Mei Xue, Mei Xue's expression was flustered, and her face turned white, fortunately, in the dark, Nanling Mo couldn't see her panicked expression clearly, Mei Xue settled down and bowed her head and replied: "County Lord, the slave maid is serving the county lord with Huichun next to the county lord of Linlang After changing his clothes, he returned to the county lord, oh, by the way, the slave maid also asked the palace people to bring a bowl of sobering soup to the county lord, and the other slaves and maids didn't know anything." ”
"I don't know?" Nanling Mo sneered, "Mei Xue, you've been by my side for nearly a month!" ”
"Yes." Mei Xue replied respectfully.
"The county lord knows that you and Meishuang are among the best secret guards, and their body skills are naturally not bad." Nanling Mo said lightly, "The lord of this county knows that you are loyal and dedicated to me, but Mei Xue has some things that can only be done again, after all, in the palace, everyone represents the face of the Zhennan Palace......"
"Lord of the county, slave maid...... Slaves...... Wrong. Mei Xue said in a low voice, "But the county lord, how do you know that it is croton powder under the slave?" ”
"You, you don't know how to clean up when you do bad things, you have the smell of croton powder on your body...... Your method is too risky, that is, Nanling Mei doesn't understand medical Taoism, so she didn't react at once, and when she reacted, this matter damaged the face of Zhennan Wangfu, and the old princess wanted to investigate, and you were afraid that she wouldn't be able to escape the involvement. ”
"That'...... County master, slave maid ......" Mei Xue panicked, "County master, what should the slave and maid do?" ”
"Now you know you're scared?" Nanling Mo sighed slightly in her heart, and called into the air: "Mu Yi,"
"Master," Nanling Mo said, "There should be capable people in the Yunwang Mansion who are good at disguise, right?!" Go and ask Lord Yun to find someone to replace Mei Xue, I'm afraid that tonight's New Year's Eve will not be so easy to deal with. In addition, tell Yun Tianhong that when this matter passes, Mei Xue will still return to serve me in a few days. ”
"Yes, master. Mei Xue, let's go! Mu Yi's deep voice rang out in the air.
A gust of wind blew, blowing the curtains on the windows of the carriage, and Mei Xue disappeared as if she had changed into a living person. At the moment when the carriage was about to arrive in front of the palace, another gust of wind blew, and a person exactly like Mei Xue appeared in the car. Nanling Mo was very satisfied with King Yun's efficiency, "Are you?" ”
"Back to the county master, the slave phantom," Mei Xue replied respectfully.
"Mei Xue has made it clear to you!" Nan Lingmei asked in a low voice
"Yes. The master explained that he listened to the county lord in every move when he was in the palace. ”
"That's good," Nan Lingmo suddenly relaxed. Just as he was about to ask the phantom something again, he heard a message from outside the carriage, saying that the old lady asked everyone to get off the car and change their clothes and go to Rongjin Hall immediately. Nanling Mo had expected this to happen, so she returned to her courtyard and hastily changed her coat and immediately went to Rongjin Hall.
"County Lord, what you expected was good," the Phantom whispered after her, "It's good that you've thought it through,"
"Let's go, I'm afraid there will be a bad battle tonight!" Nan Lingmo said while rushing to Rong Jintang.