When I got home that afternoon, I touched some ointment on my body, and the blisters on my body were a little smaller, and I didn't care, and I slept at home all day, which was considered to make up for those few days of sleep.

At noon the next day, Lao Wang and I went to the master's house to settle the money for the funeral, and then went to see the eight fake immortals, and they said that they were just weak in their legs and feet, and there were no other problems.

I gave them two hundred each, and although they did not carry the coffin, since I agreed, I should give them the money, this is my principle.

Subsequently, I calculated the account with Lao Wang, added a hundred yuan to each of the eight immortals, and gave fifty to the white-mouthed woman, which can be regarded as thanking her, after all, in our industry, as long as we invite someone, whether we work or not, the money must be given, this is the rule.

In addition to some wages and miscellaneous expenses, this funeral, I earned 800, six days to earn more than 800 seems to be a lot, carefully calculated, in fact, it is a loss, I almost didn't sleep for six days and six nights, plus the eight immortals and my red envelopes, only to earn more than 800, more importantly, the main family later added 5,000, otherwise this funeral, I worked in vain, not to say, but also to paste thousands into it.

I took 500 stickers for my father's family, and left more than 300 for myself, and then, I went to the town and bought a mobile phone, which is the 21st century, and it would be a shame to say that I haven't had a mobile phone.

After buying the mobile phone, my first call was to my high school classmate, the words were very simple, I asked him if he had a job, and if he didn't have a job, he would come to Aozi Village to find me, and his answer was also very simple, he would be there tomorrow.

Speaking of this classmate, I have to mention some things, when I was in school, I was bullied because of my addiction to Liuding Liujia, and he was because of his body shape, one word to describe it is fat, and two words are very fat.

As for how fat he is, let me put it this way, his whole person is a ball, up and down is generally thick, his eyes are narrowed into a line, I can never tell whether he is open or closed, just this body shape, it's strange not to be bullied at school, his classmates jokingly called him Guo Fatty, and then after a long time, even the head teacher began to Guo Fatzi, Guo Fatzi screamed.

If fat is his body shape, then color is his essence, I became a dead friend with him because of this color word, once, Guo Fat didn't know which tendon answered wrong, taking advantage of the large number of people after class, touched the school girl's buttocks, touched it, the woman couldn't tell who it was, right, but this Guo Fat man also yelled after touching it, 'Wow, the school girl's ass is so soft', so he was called by the school flower to a group of social ruffians and beat him.

I saw that he was beaten very badly, so I said a few good words for him, and the result was that the two of us were beaten to death by a group of people, and we got married at that time, and became dead friends, and then later, I dropped out of school, he called the village to ask the reason, I said there was no money, he mentioned to fund me, I refused, and then I don't know what happened, he also dropped out of school at home.

However, his family background is more than a thousand times better than mine, and his parents both work in the county bank, and the reason why he came to me is that he thinks that the current Eight Immortals are all old, and it is okay to carry a coffin at a short distance.

Early the next morning, Guo Fatzi came with a big bag of things, "Brother Jiu, I'm here, is there a flower girl at the job you said?" These were his first words when he came to Aozi Village.

"I'm lucky, I can meet the flower girl, and even female stars are met against the sky!" I told the truth, but I added it in my heart, provided that after they died, they would find us to carry the coffin.

"Really?" Guo Fatzi let out a happy voice, hugged me, and said, "Brother Jiu, I know that you are the best for your brother!" In the future, when you marry a flower girl, you will definitely be invited to sit at the table. ”

Hearing this, I really didn't know how to answer him, so I could only say a perfunctory word, take him to my house, and introduce him to my parents.

After listening to my introduction, my father glanced at Guo Fatzi in surprise and said, "Just him?" Will you do that job? ”

"Uncle, what you said is not right, I am also strong and strong, I can't do any work!" Guo Fatzi retorted and looked at me, "Brother Jiu, are you right?" ”

I immediately nodded, for fear that my father would leak my mouth, so I hurriedly asked my father to prepare a few small dishes to entertain Guo Fatzi, and my father sighed, and didn't say anything, so he walked to the kitchen.

"Haha!" Guo Fatzi suddenly laughed, "Our brothers are finally together again, this job must show their strengths, and when I see the group of grandchildren in the school in the future, grandpa will stone them to death with money." ”

"Yes, stone them with money!" Watching Guo Fatzi start to plan for the future, I really couldn't bear to break his dream, so I had to meet the sentence.

"By the way, you haven't said anything about the job?" Guo Fatzi found a stool next to me and sat down.

"Can you do manual work? Give you a hundred at a time! I said.

"It's not a sale, is it?" The fat man tightened his legs and looked at me cautiously.

"Get out!" Made, this dead fat man's mind is full of yellow thoughts, I really don't know what his parents are like, and they can give birth to such a superb son.

"It's not just about selling yourself, you can do other jobs!" Guo Fatzi crossed Erlang's legs, and his body was raised back, looking indifferent.

"Okay, rest in my house for a few days, I'll call you if there's work!" After that, I went to the next room to vacate a bed for him, to be honest, my house is not big, only four houses, and it is a mud house, the whole village, almost all of them are red brick houses, and my house is still a mud house.

After cleaning up the room, my father's meals were also ready, because my mother was sick and couldn't leave the bed, my father sent some meals to the bedside and fed my mother, sometimes I really admired my father, all year round, no matter summer or winter, I would accompany my mother during meal time, and feed it one bite at a time, maybe this is the love of poor couples!

"Auntie's illness is still not cured?" Guo Fatzi glanced into his mother's room and asked.

"The doctor said that this life can only be spent in bed, let it be fate!" I took a bite of food, and didn't want to dwell on this issue, so I asked him to hurry up and eat.

Guo Fatzi sighed, took out a large handful of medicine from the package he brought with him, and put it on the table, "I heard that my aunt is sick, and I don't know what to buy to see her, so I bought a bunch of nutritional products, don't refuse, we two brothers, say something thankful and see outside!" ”

I didn't say anything thanks, so I accepted it, two years of high school life, I know his character very well, as he said himself, say thank you and see the outside.

In the following days, I took Guo Fatzi around Aozi Village a few times, introduced some geographical features to him, and talked about some funeral scriptures, but as for the specific work, I never told him.

Guo Fatzi has been curious to ask me what kind of job I do, and even wondered if I was engaged in pyramid schemes, I kicked him, smiled and said, I will know when the time comes.

Six days have passed like this, and that night, when I was about to go to bed, Guo Fatzi stopped me, looked at me, and exclaimed: "Brother Jiu, why is the blister on your neck so big, and there is something black and hemp on it." ”