Chapter 175: The Fat Man's Poem

Taking a sip, the wine is not very strong, but very elegant, and the taste is quite mellow. I didn't think I was strong, so I drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.

When the woman saw this, she smiled and stopped talking.

At this time, the fat man suddenly said: "You all chant poems, and I will also have a poem." ”

The corners of Ma Yue's mouth twitched, and he said, "You just eat, what's the fun?" ”

The fat man glanced at Ma Jump impatiently and said, "See? These people are elegant people, my Niu Fei has always been known as a genius of Nanzhong Middle School, and if I don't chant a poem, I really lose my elegance! ”

"Oh? Since this Taoist friend has such a talent, I have to ask for advice, and please let me wait to open my eyes. The old man in the blue and gray robe said.

Seeing this, the fat man grinned and arched his hand: "Oh, where is it, then it will be ugly!" ”

The three old men all looked at the fat man expectantly, thinking that they would hear how to make sense of poetry. But Ye Feng and Ma Jump were helpless, and they both blocked their faces with their hands.

Because they know that the fat man is really going to be ugly! And it's a very humiliating kind.

Sure enough, I saw that the fat man also picked up a glass of wine, pretended to get up, and walked around the pavilion...... Then I walked around again.

Then he frowned and rubbed his hand to his temples with a look of pain. Then I walked around the pavilion again, and ...... Another lap.

Everyone was almost dizzy, so Huang Shaojie asked suspiciously: "Fat brother, why are you going around in circles?" ”

The fat man was depressed and couldn't think of a poem, so he turned his head and said angrily:

"In ancient times, Cao Zhi forced seven steps to compose poems, and now there is a fat man who pretends to force seven circles to compose poems. What's the hurry? It's only four laps, and it's still three laps away! ”

As he spoke, the fat man continued to spin in circles. The brows were twisted into furrows, and I still couldn't think of it.

Finally, the seventh circle was over, and the fat man was still rubbing his head. In the face of everyone's various eyes, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was still calm.

Just when Ye Feng and the others couldn't help but ask him not to be embarrassed anymore, the fat man suddenly patted his head and said, "There is a poem, you listen to it." ”

As he spoke, he closed his eyes slightly and said:

"It's raining outside, it's so damn big! The people in the pavilion, how happy they were...... Well~that~ the wind, blowing gently, like a song. Faint, faint, like a gentle girl. It's like the light figure in the rain, blowing! ”

Ye Feng and Ma Jump buried their heads under the table, it was so embarrassing, they both felt faceless.

Team Leader Wei and the five team members were also stunned, even if they knew that the fat man was a little out of tune, they never thought that he would be so funny.

As for the three old men and the woman in ancient costumes, they were even more confused. They all looked at the fat man, and they didn't know what to do for a while! After a long time, I heard the thin old man say:

"Forgive me for being ignorant, I don't understand the poem of Taoist friends, please give me advice!"

The fat man waved his hand and said, "I heard that what you just said is ancient poetry, but now is it modern?" So I made a modern poem to keep up with the times, hehe! ”

Hearing this, the three old men and the woman suddenly realized, and looked at each other, all with the same expressions. In the end, he said to the fat man one by one:

"Thank you for your teachings, I have gained insight today!"

Ye Feng and the others were speechless, Xindao was really a group of monsters who didn't ask about the world, even the fat man could fool them, it was enough for two.

The fat man took a seat, everyone talked freely, and began to eat. Most of these dishes are wild vegetables, but they are quite delicious.

While eating, everyone chatted with each other. At this time, the fat man said: "The three immortals are really supernatural, by the way, our two cars, I don't know how you lost them?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at the three old men, obviously thinking that they must have hidden the car in order to let everyone come here.

Unexpectedly, the three old men also glanced at each other blankly, and heard the old man in the blue and gray robe say: "We haven't hidden your car!" ”

"Huh? And what about our car? The fat man was suddenly anxious. And Ye Feng also looked at the three old men suspiciously, and said:

"Isn't it the work of a few?"

The three of them shook their heads, and the thin old man said: "I will feel that there are masters in the land of the West Mountain in the morning, and I am waiting on the way you must return, hoping to invite you to gather, and it is impossible to hide a few cars!" ”

Hearing this, the Wei team leader frowned, and he said, "Then where is our car?" ”

Ye Feng shook his head and asked again: "The three and the fairy, they are all profound people, I don't know what happened to the place where we parked today, do you know?" ”

"I'm sorry, I don't know. However, we can help you look it up, but wait! The fat old man said.

"Then ask a few immortals to help the kid find it!" Ye Feng arched his hand and said.

The old man in the blue and gray robe smiled and said, "It's a trivial matter, please wait a while!" ”

As he spoke, he waved his hand lightly. Immediately, everyone saw a gray mouse suddenly running out of nowhere.

The mouse was so big that it was the size of a cat. After seeing it run to the old man in the blue and gray robe, he heard the old man say to the mouse: "Look around, if there are two cars, be quick!" ”

Hearing this, the rat nodded like a human, turned around and ran away.

Ye Feng looked at the old man in the blue and gray robe again, and was sure that he was not mistaken, he was indeed a rat spirit!

There are also a lot of rats in the mountains, if they are launched and they are all found, it will definitely not be difficult to find, and Ye Feng will be relieved.

And the truth is that in less than half an hour, the big mouse is back. It ran to the old man in the gray robe, and made a chirping sound from its mouth, obviously saying something.

And the old man nodded vigorously, and finally let the big mouse leave. Looking at Ye Feng, the old man said:

"The car was found, in a village near the foot of the West Mountain."

Ye Feng frowned and said, "How did you run there?" ”

"I don't know about this, I've been practicing in the mountains, and I hardly ask about the outside world." The old man in the blue and gray robe said.

Ye Feng nodded and said, "Thank you Daxian for telling me, next time I have the opportunity, the kid will definitely bring some transformation pills to a few people, so that a few of them can turn into human form for a long time without consuming Taoism." ”

Hearing this, the three old men were all overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Then thank you Daoyou, we will get together today, and we will gain a lot!" ”

Ye Feng was polite to them, and seeing that the wind and rain outside still had no intention of stopping, he had no choice but to continue to stay, and he could only look for the car tomorrow.

That night, everyone drank a little too much, almost all of them were drunk.

The next day, when everyone woke up at dawn, they opened their eyes and saw that there was still a wooden house, which was in an old pavilion.