"This fat man doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing!" I thought to myself.

When I got up and walked to the living room, I saw the fat man sleepwalking, walking east and west, and I didn't know what I was talking about.

"What are you doing? Sleepwalking? I shouted at the fat man.

Zhang Fatzi didn't hear it, walked to the wall again, hit the wall with his head, and hit the wall with a "bang, bang" sound, blood flowed from his forehead, but he didn't mean to stop at all, and the corners of his mouth showed an evil smile.

"Zhang Tianran, Zhang Fat!" I shouted, but he still didn't respond. I had to go up and pull him so that he wouldn't break his head.

The moment I reached his side, he suddenly turned his head to me, stretched out his hands and opened his big mouth, scaring me with his teeth and claws.

"Grass, I should have thought of it. Sit down and talk. I walked to the sofa, sat on the sofa and said to Fat Zhang.

"What's there to talk about, I'm just in a bad mood today, so I'm out for a stroll in the living room." Fat Zhang's voice became low and hoarse.

"You don't pretend to be with me, you're not a fat man!" I said.

"I'm not Zhang Fat, who am I?" He asked, sitting next to me.

"You met on the road today, the money thief!" I say it categorically.

He was stunned for a moment, then showed a gloomy smile and said, "Boy, I have a little eyesight." ”

"Damn, is this something that doesn't matter, the fat man, who is usually tired of walking, will come to the living room in the middle of the night to wander around, and his head hits the wall? Masochism! You're the old man we met on the road. I said angrily.

"Hehe, count you kid smart."

"Do you come out on your own, or do I ask you to come out?" I asked.

"What, if you want to fight, you can't do it? Hit it, anyway, it's your friend's body that damages it. He touched his hand and said.

"Okay, then let's talk about it today, why are you willing to come out." I said.

"Your friend is talking nonsense on the road, so I didn't grab the paper money. You say hateful or hateful? The ghost asked.

"It's hateful, but he's also ignorant and unintentional!" I explained.

"I don't care if I have a heart or not, he has to accompany me with paper money." He said.

"Okay, when you get back, you tell me your name and birthday, and I'll ask him to burn some paper money for you." I said.

"Well," the fat ghost nodded in satisfaction, "and that's just the first." Second, he provoked me, his body had to lend me a few days, I have been dead for so many years, I have been a lonely ghost, and I haven't experienced the happiness of this yang world for a long time. I have to use his body to find a girl in the yang world, and be happy! Hee-hee......"

As soon as I heard this, I had to borrow my body for a few days, and I had to lend it to him, so I couldn't let him die of exhaustion, and said, "This is absolutely not good!" ”

When the ghost heard this, he pondered for a moment and said, "Otherwise, I don't want the paper money, and you let him lend me his body?" ”

When I heard this, I said angrily: "Old man, the reason why I sat down to talk to you is because I think the fat man has done something wrong, so I agreed to some of your small requests. ”

The ghost stood up, pointed his finger at me and said, "You dare to talk to me like that, don't you want to live?" ”

"You dare to make such a request, don't you want to?" I also got up and came back.

"What a big breath" Before he could finish speaking, he actually raised his fist and hit me, I hurriedly dodged, he swung his fist at me again, and I dodged again.

"Bear Baodan, why don't you fight back and fight me?!" The ghost saw me dodging and saying angrily.

"You get on my brother's body, let me fight you, who do you beat, you are stupid to me!" I said.

"Okay, if you don't hit me, I'll hit you, and we'll have fun." After that, he attacked me again.

I hurriedly dodged, ran to the bedroom, picked up my bag, and took out a trick dementor from it, which is recorded in the "Maoshan Taoism" that this trick dementor is dedicated to treating ghosts and gods, only hitting ghosts, not hurting the body or the host's soul. ，

I thought to myself: "This is just yesterday from the "Maoshan Taoism" to learn to draw, I don't know if the trick dementor I drew is good or not, today is just to use him for an experiment!" ”

At this moment, the ghost also followed, and I hurriedly stepped on my feet, pinched my hands, and read: "Please ask the soul beating ancestor to be forcibly detained for me, and the three souls are punished here, and they are as urgent as the law, edict!" ”

I saw that the spell was golden and prosperous, flew out, and disappeared in front of Zhang Fatzi. Zhang Fatzi swayed and didn't react.

"What, it didn't work out?!" I thought to myself. Suddenly remembered, I didn't open my eyes, and hurriedly took out another mulberry leaf and spit it on my eyes, only to find that although Zhang Fatzi was standing there, the ghost had been beaten out of his body and was sitting on the floor gasping.

I picked up my mahogany sword and was about to slash at him.

"The mage spares his life, the mage spares his life!" The ghost sat on the ground and said weakly.

"It's okay to spare your life, see if you dare to harm people casually in the future!" I said.

"I don't dare, I don't dare anymore, but I also have a hard time!" The ghost said.

"What? Do you still have a hard time hurting others? I said.

"Of course there is, of course there is, mage, listen to me. I originally had some savings, which were burned to me by my family, but just a year ago, a big man came to the city, brought hundreds of younger brothers, occupied a building, and they didn't dare to do anything every day, just bully us homeless lonely ghosts and steal our money. We were robbed of all our savings, and we had to go and grab some other people's money. The ghost said.

"What? Is there an underworld in the ghost world in this city? The hell doesn't matter? So many ghosts gathered, and no one came to catch them? I asked.

"I'm also strange, we usually come out secretly, they are all swaggering, I haven't heard of them being arrested!" The ghost said.

"That's your reason?" I asked.

"They bully me every day, making me uncomfortable, I can't help it, I can't go to the yin si, I've been stranded in the world for decades, I'm going now, I have to get out of the oil pot." The ghost said sadly.

"I can help you with this, I have a soul charm here, you attach it to it, go to the Yin Si to report, they shouldn't be difficult for you." I said.

"Mage, are you so powerful? Yin Si gives you face? The ghost said.

"It's not that I'm powerful, it's not that I have face, this soul charm is with the help of the divine power of the Sanqing Patriarch, and it is the face that Yin Si gives to the ancestor!" I say.

"Oh, I see." The ghost said.

After saying that, I took out a soul charm and asked him to attach it to it, turning into a wisp of green smoke and flying away.

Seeing that the ghost had left, I walked up to the fat man again, and looked at him with his mouth slightly open, looking stupid and demented, and I couldn't help but feel funny.

I patted his face with my hand and said, "Hey, wake up." ”

Zhang Fatzi was excited, suddenly came to his senses, and asked with a confused face, "What happened to me just now?" ”

"Damn, you almost ...... just now"