Chapter 298: The Princess Who Speaks Crappy Chinese
On the border between Nepal and Tibet, there is a large group of mountain peaks, and the average elevation of these peaks is about 5,000 meters or more.
It is a group of mountains with one of the highest altitudes in the world.
Our target this time is one of the dangerous mountains of Kanchenjunga, which no one has successfully climbed so far.
For convenience, the following is referred to as Kanjo Peak.
The royal family of the Kingdom of Nepal called this mountain a sacred mountain, and no mountaineers and explorers were allowed to climb it, except to avoid danger, for fear of tarnishing the purity of the snow-capped mountain.
These are all mixed-race businessmen who introduced us to us.
Very high peaks, normally, when they reach more than 500 meters, the air is thin and all is covered with snow and ice.
Therefore, when going up the mountain, you must prepare your own cold protection tools and life-saving items.
After half a month of car to train, train to plane, after several turns.
We took a break in the secluded and beautiful town of Gatu, planning to identify the route and get our belongings ready to go in the next few days.
But today, I was in town quoting the famous local champagne, and a group of people suddenly appeared and caught my eye.
They were dressed in a very special way, completely different from the modern clothes we were wearing, and they looked beautiful and sophisticated, and the horses were surrounded by a strange-looking woman who wore what seemed to be a police uniform from a police station. But there is still a crown on the head.
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This woman looked at me for a long time, staring at my clothes curiously, and then waved her hand,
I saw more than a dozen people surrounding me at the same time, gurgling and not knowing what to say.
"Do I know you? What's going on? ”
I looked at this woman strangely, thinking that it was my handsomeness that attracted me and wanted to arrest me to go back and get married.
I have encountered this kind of thing a lot, and I don't think it's unusual, don't always come or not, I can't stand it now.
"What are you going to do?" I yelled loudly, probably angering a dozen people with my expressions, who glared at me and punched me in the knee with a weapon to get me to my knees.
"Holy shit, perverted psychopath!" I took a few steps back and shouted loudly, "Fatty, dead fat, Xiaoyun, wife, all come out, strong man!" ”
This town was originally quite quiet, but when I yelled at me like this, Tang Lingyun and the others trotted out.
Dongfang Liang looked at me funny and said, "Let you stay in the house, don't come out to attract bees and butterflies, you just don't listen, now it's okay, hehe!" ”
She teased me, then looked at the woman on the tall horse in front of her, visibly unhappy.
Because Dongfang Liang's consistent posture is to look down on other women, today she was actually looked down on by others.
So she snorted coldly, and Xiaohui came over and communicated with the other party.
I thought to myself that I could be saved, but fortunately there were people who knew the local dialect.
Xiaohui explained to all of us, "This is Princess Akira, she is just chatting with them casually, and has no other meaning, but I want to remind you that Princess Akira has been looking for illegal climbers who are trying to climb the Ice and Snow Sacred Mountain, and if she finds it, she will be punished by criminal law and deported!" ”
As soon as she said this, several of us were a little thrilled, I'll go to your sister's, this ...... This? It's outrageous, I met the princess in charge of security before I even went up the mountain, and this princess is waiting for us here.
Seeing that I seemed puzzled, Shang Xiaohui explained: "This location is the last foothold to climb Gancheng Mountain, so Princess Akira personally came to find tourists looking for outsiders, you have to be calm, otherwise we will be expelled, and if it is serious, conflict may break out!" ”
"Conflict is conflict, I'm not afraid of you, isn't it just a princess, do you dare to come down, you come down and I'll ride on you~"
I talked nonsense casually, but I found that Dongfang Liang's expression was wrong
I quickly explained, "I mean, she's just a dog, don't get me wrong!" ”
I hurriedly explained, but at this time, Princess Akira's face suddenly changed, and she glared at me angrily and said, "Who do you say is a dog??? ”
Sleeping, several of us changed color at the same time, this woman doesn't understand Chinese, then she listened to what I just said.
Thinking that this person might be the most powerful woman in the area, my legs and stomach trembled a little, and it was a bad thing, but I didn't expect to have a big deal before I climbed the mountain.
"Who's the dog?" Princess Achilla asked, looking at us menacingly on her tall horse.
Xiaohui hurriedly said a few words in the local dialect, and the other party was no longer asking the question of who was the dog, it seemed that her Chinese skills were limited.
Xiaohui talked to the other party a few more words and asked us, "She asked who the captain was, and she wanted to go to a routine interview with her!" ”
We, a few adventure enthusiasts, at the same time set their eyes on me, I went, obviously Tang Fat has always been the captain, how can he look at me.
"Him!" Several people pointed at me together, even my wife pointed at me.
"Let's go!"
Princess Akira speaks very little Chinese, but she can make others understand what it means, which seems to mean that she is not easy to be deceived.
"It's just a routine question, conquer her with your beauty, maybe she'll send soldiers to dig up flying saucers for us?"
Tang Fat said to me with an encouraging look.
And Meng Qiang also looked at me with an extremely ambiguous expression, and said: "Such a good thing, only the captain can go!" ”
"You like you to go!"
"He's just joined our team, and he doesn't have enough adaptability!"
"Little evil, if you dare to hook up with her, you can do it!" Dongfang Liang looked at me with terrible eyes, forced me to go, and asked me to obey the rules.
"Why can't you go?"
"I don't like her! Same-sex repulsion! ”
These people had strange reasons, and in the end I was convinced that I was really the only one who was fit to go and talk to the princess on a regular basis.
"But I don't know the language?"
I asked one last question in frustration.
Shang Xiaohui immediately said: "There are resident royal interpreters here, who are proficient in the seven Chinese, you can communicate with them in all the languages you understand!" ”
"Okay, I'll go!" I didn't expect a good trip, a wonderful expedition, to be targeted as a thief before it even began.
I had the feeling of being taken prisoner, with the princess riding in front and the men staring at me like a thief.
And every time that princess turned around, she always looked at me with terrible eyes.
I snorted coldly and hummed crooked songs, my purpose was to make them hate me and leave me alone.
Sure enough, within half a minute, the princess couldn't stand it anymore and screamed at me.
Haha, I'm beaming in my heart.
The soldiers showed no respect for me, and their princess was upset and immediately pushed and shoved me.
What kind of attitude is this, how can you treat me like this, thinking of this, I decided to rectify it, what kind of princess is this.
Oh yes, Akira! This woman's name is a bit like a monster!!