Chapter 403: Zhang Yunhao is happy to be a father

It was a little boy about two years old, with no clothes on, and his whole body was snow-white, and he followed Zhang Yunhao closely, but he was very cute. However, at this time, a little guy suddenly appeared out of thin air, and for us, I am afraid there is nothing else in our hearts except surprise.

And the child hugged Zhang Yunhao's trouser leg and shouted: "Dad! Father! The voice was crisp and loud, Zhang Yunhao frowned, glanced at the child, sighed helplessly, and was about to leave, the child hugged his feet tighter, and called Dad, very pitiful.

We were dumbfounded, and Wu Lele opened his mouth even more and didn't close it for a long time. Even Zhong Ling'er and Xia Mengyao, who have always been unfazed, were dumbfounded. I stepped forward, looked at the child, and at first thought it was a ghost, and went to touch his head, and he immediately hid behind Zhang Yunhao's ass and shouted in horror: "Dad! Zhang Yunhao patted his forehead and said that he was suffering.

Wu Lele and Zhao Rouer also came over, curiously trying to hug the child, but the child was frightened and hugged Zhang Yunhao's trouser legs tightly, showing fear.

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Brother Hao, why did you go to the toilet and bring a son back?" ”

"Pick up ...... Picked up. Zhang Yunhao squeezed out a few words for a long time, "hard ...... Follow me. ”

Wu Lele also said happily: "You didn't pick it up, did you?" Why didn't we see it when we first came over? Did you give birth to it? ”

Zhang Yunhao reluctantly confessed truthfully: "My stomach hurt just now, and I didn't respond after squatting for a long time, and suddenly my butt hurt, and I gave birth to a child." ”

We looked at each other as if we were listening to a fantasy. It's also bizarre that an adult man gives birth to a child.

Zhang Yunhao said again: "The strange thing is that this child is born to speak, and he has to call me Dad!" ”

Zhong Ling'er looked at the child and said, "This is a yin spirit, it was swallowed by you by mistake when you were in that room just now, and it may have been re-conceived through your body." ”

"Huh?" We were all dumbfounded.

Xia Mengyao said: "It is indeed a yin spirit, it is still a baby, it is not sensible, and it is not dangerous." Zhang Yunhao immediately shouted to Xia Mengyao and Zhong Ling'er: "Two goddesses, you have to find a way to send him away, I ...... I don't want to bring a yin spirit and call me daddy...... I...... I haven't even touched a girl's hand, how can I be a father? Wu Lele couldn't help laughing, and teased: "It's your own child, so you're willing to send him away?" With it, you are a happy father, even if you can't get a wife in the future, you have a child, you earned it! ”

Zhang Yunhao grabbed his hair vigorously.

Li Xiaonan also walked over, looked at the child curiously and asked, "Then this yin spirit, is it a human or a ghost?" Xia Mengyao said: "The yin spirit is the undead soul of people. Of course he's a ghost. ”

"! My son is a ghost, how can I live? You can't always keep this little ghost with you, right? They could not see the sun. Zhang Yunhao had a sad face again.

Wu Lele proposed: "Don't you have an ancient qin? Wouldn't it be better to let him live in your piano? Zhang Yunhao immediately said: "That's for Ah Xin?" Wu Lele said: "What is the difference between living with Ah Xin and living with your son?" Your son is more important than Ah Xin, right? Zhang Yunhao said: "Of course Ah Xin is important! The yin spirit under his feet suddenly cried: "Dad......" Zhang Yunhao was shocked, hurriedly picked up the yin spirit, and coaxed: "Okay, you are important, you are the most important, I will let you live in the piano in the future." The child understood his words and burst into tears.

Liu Xuyang urged impatiently: "Let's go, are we guarding this yin spirit here for the rest of our lives?" ”

So, we moved on.

Zhang Yunhao didn't seem to like the Yin Spirit very much, so he put him on the ground, and the Yin Spirit followed closely at his feet, never leaving him. Zhao Rouer looked at Yin Ling and said to Zhang Yunhao, "You hug him." Zhang Yunhao said lightly: "Such a big person, I will go, I don't need to hug it." Zhao Rou'er opened her eyes wide and exclaimed, "He's only one or two years old." Wu Lele also kicked Zhang Yunhao and shouted, hugging Yin Ling: "Don't abuse the child, hug him quickly!" Zhang Yunhao sighed helplessly, so he had to bend down and pick up the child and put him on his shoulder. The Yin Spirit sat on Zhang Yunhao's shoulder, like riding a horse. Wu Lele said to Yin Ling: "Little ghost, my sister asks you a question, do you know what to do if the horse can't go fast?" Yin Ling looked at Wu Lele and shook his head. Wu Lele stretched out his hand, made a slapping gesture and said, "In this way, hit him on the head, and then shout, drive!" Drive! Yin Ling was really smart, stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Xingyunhao's head twice, and shouted crisply: "Drive!" Drive! ”

"Teachable!" Wu Lele stretched out his thumb towards Yin Ling.

Zhang Yunhao immediately stopped, and shouted angrily at Wu Lele: "Lele, you are also an adult, don't teach bad children!" ”

Wu Lele stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "I'm educating your son, your son is great, he can ride a horse at a young age, and he will definitely make a difference when he grows up." ”

Zhang Yunhao snorted and walked forward quickly.

After walking for a while, Wu Lele looked at Yin Ling, and asked kindly, "Little ghost, do you want to pee?" Zhang Yunhao stopped and shouted at Wu Lele: "Lele, what do you want to do?" Wu Lele turned a deaf ear, stretched out a hand and slowly pushed forward, and said to Yin Ling: "Look at my sister's hand, shh——,hh

Zhang Yunhao snorted, and stepped forward again, but he stopped after walking less than three steps, put the Yin Spirit off his shoulder, and shouted angrily: "You little ghost, dare to pee on Lao Tzu's head!" ”

Wu Lele gloated and praised: "Good! is really worthy of being the descendant of the mouse, if you can pee on Lao Tzu's head, you will become a great tool in the future! ”

"Enough!" Zhang Yunhao was annoyed and angry, and yelled at Wu Lele: "Lele, I warn you, if you make it bad again, be careful that I am not polite to you!" As he spoke, he took off his clothes, and a large piece of his back was wet.

"What are you doing, confinement? The temper is really short-tempered. Wu Lele took Yin Ling's hand and said, "Little ghost, don't be afraid, your dad just gave birth to you, and his temper is a little bad, and my sister protects you." ”

Yin Ling puffed out a pair of big black eyes and looked at Wu Lele without speaking. Wu Lele took Yin Ling's hand and asked as he walked: "Little ghost, are you hungry?" If you're hungry, ask your dad to feed you. Zhang Yunhao came coldly: "Lao Tzu has no milk, you see whose tits are bigger, you will eat whom!" Wu Lele snorted: "You want to be beautiful, do you think you can finish your life when you are born?" It is better for the child to eat his father's milk. Zhang Yunhao responded: "His father has no nipples, he can't bite it, or he borrows it for you, your plump must have a lot of milk in it." ”

Liu Xuyang stopped, and said angrily to Zhang Yunhao and Wu Lele: "You two are enough, the yin qi is very strong here, give me care!" ”

Slowly, the road ahead changed, and a clearing appeared, above which was pitch black, like a night sky, and then through a tunnel, a very large hall appeared in front of it, with wall lamps on the wall, and the lights were bright. The ground is full of weapons and armor, and according to their style, it should be the military supplies used by the Zhao State during the Warring States Period.

There was a row of unknown objects at the foot of the four walls, all covered with black cloth, Li Xiaonan walked over curiously, carefully opened a cloth, and with a bang, quickly covered the cloth and took a few steps back, his face was pale. I asked him what was wrong, and he pointed under the black cloth, but didn't speak. I walked over curiously, opened the black cloth and saw that it was a rotting and unshapedly dried corpse, the smell of the corpse came to my nose, Lele Zhong Ling'er and Zhao Rou'er on the side couldn't smell the smell and retreated to the side. There are a few strange-shaped insects on the corpse that I don't know, the worm is black, the head is flat and the body is slender, and there are two long whiskers hanging at the end, which is even more disgusting than the leeches in the water, I can't stand it, I am covering the black cloth, Wu Lele grabbed my hand, pulled me back a few steps, and said nervously: "Hurry up, that's a corpse cockroach!" ”

"Corpse bugs?" I was slightly stunned.

"Yes, these corpse cockroaches like to eat human corpses the most, and the corpse roaches in the breeding period generally enter the stomach of the dead corpse and will not die for hundreds of years!"

I gasped and hurriedly stepped back, urging everyone to leave quickly. Liu Xuyang and Xia Mengyao looked indifferent, saying that the corpse cockroach is dangerous, but after staying here for a thousand years, it should still be hibernating, and it won't wake up for a while, as long as it doesn't move it, it's fine. I picked up a weapon casually, feeling very strange, and asked Zhao Rouer what this thing was, Zhao Rouer said that this is a halberd, and this army is generally used to rush forward neatly when the army is arrayed. I sighed, and suddenly heard Li Xiaonan say: "No, that corpse roach is not hibernating, I just saw that those corpse roaches are also squirming slightly." ”

"Then don't go quickly!" Liu Xuyang's expression changed greatly.

These bugs were so weird that we realized the seriousness of the situation and hurried towards the door. But when we reached the door, we were all stunned, and there were more corpses in front of us, probably hundreds, scattered in piles, stacked in four or five piles.

How can there be so many corpses? I asked Zhao Rouer what was going on, and Zhao Rouer also frowned, claiming that she didn't know.

Walking forward for a while, Liu Xuyang suddenly stopped, looked back, looked solemn, Xia Mengyao asked him what was wrong, he said that there seemed to be something behind him, go over to take a look, and turned back as he spoke, but just when he walked less than ten steps, there was a sudden noise above our heads, and suddenly a square iron cage fell from the top, we didn't react, and covered us all at once.

Except for Liu Xuyang.