Chapter 59: A Bad Poem

Hao Jun came to his father's ward: "Uncle Snail, what a baby, take it out and take a look." ”

Suddenly, an afterimage drilled out of Hao Jun's forehead, flashed around Hao Yuntao's head at great speed, and instantly drilled into Hao Jun's brain.

Hao Jun was stunned, thinking that he was going to hurt his father, but before he could react, he saw that there was an extra sigil on his father's forehead.

"Don't look, go fast, it will work in seven seconds!" Uncle Snail immediately urged.

Hao Jun also hurriedly left, and then asked very curiously: "Could it be that my colorful relics can't stop the rune?" ”

"Of course you can block it, but isn't it too much trouble for you to let it in and out?"

Hao Jun said uneasily: "I said Uncle Snail, this sigil is so blatantly pasted, the doctor and nurse are here, and they have to tear it off?" ”

"Stinky boy, you Uncle Snail is doing things, you put a hundred hearts, this is a yin charm, only ghosts can see it, ordinary people can't see it."

"Are you my uncle or your uncle?"

"Your uncle, my uncle, not all of them are your uncle, what's yours is mine, mine is yours, they all said that young people don't masturbate often, just masturbate too much..."

"Stop, let's go!" Hao Jun is really too lazy to go around with the old man, the key is that he can't win his broken snail.

After leaving the Yuehu City People's Hospital, Hao Jun suddenly had the idea of Uncle Worm again: "I said, Uncle Worm, you are so fast, it is better for you to bring..."

"Don't even think about it, hmph, your uncle and I can't last long."

"Oh~~~ I see, premature ejaculation..."

"Stinky boy, no big or small, you die for me, look at my ability!"

Suddenly, a large snail appeared, like a lump of soaring, floating in the night sky, which only ghosts could see, and mortals did not know.

This is embarrassing, do you want to get into this lump of soaring?

Hao Jun thought about it again, if he got in, in case this old man put himself under house arrest and then made some messy demands...

Thinking about it again, I am so poor that I am so poor, a rotten ghost, I am afraid of Nima!

He burrowed headlong into the snail's shell.

"Holy! You broken snail and so many treasures? Entering the snail shell, Hao Juncai felt that the space of the volute was huge, and it was not as low-key as it seemed on the outside.

A dazzling array of objects are held to the walls of the snail shell by wisps of milky white translucent liquid.

How could Hao Jun hold back this curiosity, how could he come to Baoshan and return empty-handed, of course, he had to get one or two treasures out to avoid a loss.

He lifted his foot forward, only to realize that he couldn't lift it at all, and looked down.

Nima's old man also stuck to himself with milky white liquid, let alone lifting his feet, it was difficult to move at all.

"Old man, Nima's stingy!" Hao Jun couldn't help but scold, and he didn't scold a few words.

"Stinky boy, come out, it's already here!" Uncle Snail's voice suddenly sounded.

"Ahh So fast? Who are you fooling, do you really think you're a legendary snail saucer? ”

Hao Jun was still in shock and confusion, when he suddenly snapped, was hit by something, and flew out involuntarily with a bang.

"I'll go to your uncle's!" Hao Jun, who was flying in the air, couldn't help but curse, only to see that he had come to a graveyard and the snail was gone.

These tombs are all luxuriously repaired, all marble, and are the luxurious cemetery of Yuehu City, located in the northern suburbs of Yuehu City.

This is the place that Hao Jun agreed with Uncle Snail in advance, and it is also the date place he set with Ling Shiyu, because Luo Ya is a little girl in the countryside north of Yuehu City, and it is not too far to go to Luo Ya from this luxurious cemetery.

"Ling Shiyu, Ling Shiyu!" Hao Jun didn't dare to be too loud, and called softly, but no one answered him.

Although this is a cemetery, after the ghosts come out of the underworld, they either hurriedly go to catch the newborn ghosts for contribution points, or return to their former homes, feel the lives of their relatives now, or recall the bits and pieces of their lives, this cemetery is very deserted, and occasionally one or two ghosts appear, all of them leave in a hurry.

Hao Jun floated and searched, and finally found clues.

It was also a luxurious cemetery, and a woman in a pink dress stood silently, motionless.

Hao Jun hurriedly flew over, fell to the ground lightly, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he quietly, quietly, and silently approached behind the woman, and the gentle evening breeze was just enough to cover his movements.

"Beauty, guess who I am?" Hao Jun held the woman's eyes with both hands.

Who would have thought that the woman violently tore Hao Jun's hands away, turned around and slapped Hao Jun's cheek hard, making a crisp sound.

She cursed angrily: "You stinky rascal, you are insane, you are scared to death!" ”

Hao Jun covered his hot cheeks, dumbfounded, and looked at the young beautiful young woman in front of him dumbfounded, unable to speak at all.

"Nima, although they are all pink, the style is still different." Hao Jun was extremely depressed, and couldn't help shouting: "Ling Shiyu, you are so quick to die for me!" ”

"Neurotic!" The beautiful young woman in front of Hao Jun scolded angrily again and hurriedly flew up.

"Ugh!" Hao Jun looked up at her helplessly and left leisurely, he couldn't just pull her down and beat her up because of this, and he was too reckless.

"What do you see? Isn't it good-looking? What color? Suddenly, another angry female voice came into Hao Jun's ears.

"White!"

Hao Jun replied without thinking about it, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he turned his head to see that Ling Shiyu was glaring at him viciously.

At such a critical moment, only extremely superb acting skills can escape!

Hao Jun raised his head again and muttered affectionately:

White jade plate, where are the Yiren?

Fly in the wind!

Walking all over the world, gloomy and sad,

Alone in the world, tears fall frost!

Ling Shiyu was completely provoked, she was intoxicated, lost in Hao Jun's poetry and painting, Hao Jun at this moment was so so difficult for her to extricate herself...

Hao Jun quietly glanced at Ling Shiyu, who was still in a daze, couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead, and let out a long sigh, but fortunately, he had an idea and casually made up a bad poem to deal with the current crisis.

After a while, Ling Shiyu also sighed secretly: "Alas, I'm not afraid that the hooligans are bold, I'm afraid that the hooligans are educated!" is so suave, how can people resist it? ”

She cleaned up her mood and coughed deliberately: "Hmph! What a bad poem, I don't know what it is. I ask you, why are you here now? ”

"Oh, there's something delayed, let's go." Hao Jun greeted Ling Shiyu and went to the location told by Luo Ya together.

"Delay? Did you watch your girlfriend go? Ling Shiyu still didn't miss the opportunity to ask questions in a hurry.

"Yes and no!" Hao Jun replied vaguely.

This is a wilderness near the village, where children in the countryside are usually buried in a grave without cremation or coffin.

"Little girl, what the hell is in your hand, bring it to the old body!" An old woman's voice rang out in the silent moonlit night.

"It's not good, Brother Jun, let's get on quickly!" Ling Shiyu screamed anxiously, and his speed sped up a few points.

Sure enough, an old woman in her seventies, who didn't know where she came from, actually set her eyes on Luo Ya and chased Luo Ya into embarrassment.

However, Luo Ya's right wrist actually shot out a little red light the size of a pea from time to time, although Luo Ya's child was very rusty when he fought, but the red light shot out of the wrist made the old woman chasing her distressed.