"Cousin!" Ye Qian suddenly said to me earnestly, "You can't learn from your brother-in-law!" ”

"I know," I said solemnly, "I will love myself and keep myself clean!" ”

"That's good," Ye Qian continued after taking a sip of red wine, "Cousin! Do you know D'Annunzio? ”

"Yes," I smiled, "the famous Italian poet, novelist, and playwright!" ”

"He's just a 'carrot,'" Ye Qian said with a smile on her face, "and he saw actress Duncan one day, and he wanted to play his usual tricks." He flattered and praised Duncan desperately, and then, thinking he had succeeded, said, 'I'll go to you in the middle of the night!' Duncan smiled and nodded. After Dunnam left, Duncan filled the room with white funeral flowers, lit many white candles, and prepared a funeral song composed by Chopin. In the middle of the night, D'Annunzio came in high spirits. Duncan, dressed in silver, pushed him to a chair and sat down, sprinkled white flowers all over him, and then she played the funeral song and began to dance, dancing and blowing out the candles in the room, leaving only two ...... by Dunnancha's side The dim flickering lights in the room shimmered among the white flowers, accompanied by a bleak mournful music...... It didn't take long for D'Annunzio, whose hair stood on end, to finally take it anymore, scream wildly, and run away from the door! ”

"Cousin! What do you want to tell me with this story? I asked Ye Qian with a smile.

"I want to tell you," Ye Qian said seriously, "Some people refer to 'wine, sex, wealth, and gas' as the four major passes in life, and among the four passes, 'color' is the saddest." ”

"Yes," I pretended to say, "how many heroes and heroes, there are a large number of heroes who are not drunk, have a mind that is not hindered, and some are not burdened by wealth, but when it comes to the 'color' level, they often involuntarily bow down under the pomegranate skirt." Heroes and heroes, and so. Glamorous color hunters, not to mention! ”

"What a womanizer!" Ye Qian said with a smile, "I am obsessed with lust, I forget my righteousness, what principles, what morals, and what benevolence and righteousness can't stand a gust of fragrant wind gently blowing on the pillow." This kind of person often makes mistakes because of sex, and even causes trouble because of sex. This kind of person is also easy to be called by a woman as a 'gun', as long as the woman pulls the trigger, he doesn't care where the bullet flies! Therefore, in the world, you must stay away from the 'womanizer', lest he 'go off' and hurt you! ”

"Thank you, cousin, for your advice," I said, pretendingly, "I'll be far from that womanizer!" ”

Ye Qian gritted her teeth, and her face was scornful.

I smiled hippie and started drinking.

Lingyun still looked at me with a puzzled expression, and then looked at Ye Qian.

The more you drink, the more you drink.

My head is getting dizzy.

I drank too much before I knew it.

All night, drunk and hazy, lust was high.

When I woke up from my study, it was already dawn.

I came to the living room and saw that Ye Qian and Lingyun had already woken up and bought breakfast.

"This red wine, you get drunk as soon as you drink it!" I was dizzy and said, "If you drink beer, you don't get drunk in one case, but you have a lot of urine!" ”

"Your nonsense, more than pee!" Ye Qian smiled.

"I didn't lose my temper after I got drunk last night, did I?" I asked Ye Qian worriedly.

"No," Ling Yun interjected with a smile, "I just wanted to kiss Sister Qian, and I was slapped by her!" ”

"Why am I not impressed?" I asked, puzzled.

"You can't even find your mouth when you drink it!" Lingyun laughed.

"Next time, if you dare to do anything, you will be wasted!" Ye Qianfen said vigorously, "Scissors, kitchen knives, fruit knives, we are all ready!" ”

"What did you buy in the morning?" I changed the subject, "Shouldn't it be bean juice and coke circles?" ”

"You're right," Ling Yun smiled, "It's bean juice and coke rings!" ”

"Then forget it," I said disappointedly, "I don't have that stomach that eats scorched rings and bean juice, so let's go down and eat steamed buns and tofu brains after a while!" ”

"I've bought you buns," Ye Qianxing said with slight disgust, "You see that Lingyun likes to drink bean juice and eat coke rings, but you don't like to eat a bite, there is still a long way to go, what can I do if I can't eat together?" ”

"You'll get used to it slowly!" Ling Yun said with a smile.

"The buns are so good," I said as I began to eat the buns after washing, "the thin skin and big filling, the appearance is beautiful, the food is soft and strong, juicy and refreshing, and the taste is delicious......

"Qingfeng buns," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Can it be bad?" ”

"Where do you go after eating?" I asked Ye Qian casually.

"You go back to code words," Ye Qian said seriously, "Lingyun and I will go to that old rascal and reason with him!" ”

"I told Sister Qian about that thing last night!" Lingyun said with a smile.

"What are you going to do?" I asked with interest.

"You don't care about this," Ye Qianfan said with a grim face, "I've seen a lot of hooligans, I have my own way to deal with hooligans, so that he regrets not being at the beginning!" ”

"I believe that!" I laughed and said, "Dare to do it again, so that he can't see his fingers; Dare to make another cheap offense, let him become a eunuch in seconds! ”

Lingyun smiled happily, smiling like a silver bell.

Ye Qian smiled slightly, her cheeks were smiling, and the sun was rippling.

Bored, I drove back to my rented house.

I looked at the beer box in the corner of the room, grabbed two bottles of beer and walked to the roof.

I started drinking and thinking about my own thoughts.

In the evening, Lingyun came.

"How's it going today?" I asked hurriedly.

"We've arrived at that rogue teacher's house," Lingyun said happily, "and they're all in the family, and Sister Qian reprimanded that guy and dropped a teacup when she left!" If I hadn't pulled it, I guess Sister Qian would have slapped that guy in the mouth! ”

"Now it's out of the way, right?" I asked with a smile.

"I feel so much better," Lingyun said happily, "I feel so funny looking at that guy's embarrassed appearance!" It seems that the girl still can't be too weak! ”

I stood up, looked at the curvy Lingyun, and couldn't help but stretch out my arm.

"Stop!" Ling Yun smiled, "Let's be friends in the future!" ”

"Haven't we always been friends?" I said with a smile.

"Not before," Lingyun said softly, "Before I met Sister Qian, I always treated you as a boyfriend, so I never rejected you!" Last night, Sister Qian told me a lot about you, and I know all about it! ”

"It's good to know," I said with relief, "at least I won't be so embarrassed!" ”

"You don't have a choice now," Lingyun said with a look of resentment, "but I always feel a little lost in my heart, a strange feeling!" ”

"Why did you say out of nothing last night that I always like to talk in my dreams after drinking too much?" I asked Lingyun in confusion.

"I didn't know about your relationship with her yesterday," Lingyun explained, "I said that because I wanted to be angry with her and make her jealous!" Unexpectedly, I fell into the vinegar jar by myself now! ”

I sighed softly, stretched out my arm, and gently hugged Lingyun.

Lingyun did not refuse.

"Let's stop here!" Lingyun said faintly.

"Where did Ye Qian go?" I asked Lingyun.

"Downstairs!" Lingyun said softly.

At this time, I saw that Ye Qian had gone up to the top of the building.

She was standing right behind me, looking at me with a smile on her face.

"I'm sorry!" As I spoke, I stretched out my arm and hugged Ye Qian tightly.

"I'll settle accounts with you later!" Ye Qian said viciously.

"Sister Qian promised to let me work part-time on manuscripts for them," Lingyun suddenly said happily, "I won't have to be a field tour guide in the future!" ”

"Oops, ay, ay, ay,......" a yin and yang strange voice came, "After hugging that and hugging this, you kid is too blessed!" ”

I looked up in surprise and saw that it was the second landlord feeding the pigeons on the roof.

"Why didn't I notice you when I was drinking?" I asked, puzzled.

"I've been in the loft all the time!" The second landlord laughed and said, "Recently, the female tenant reported that she always lost her bra, so I deliberately hung a few pairs of bras on the roof, and then hid in the pigeon loft to catch the underwear thief!" ”

"You often lose your underwear, too?" Lingyun asked puzzled.

"I often lose it," the landlord said with a playful laugh, "even my high heels!" ”

"We often lose them in our dorm room," Lingyun complained, "I've lost several pairs of bras!" ”

"It seems that underwear thieves are everywhere!" I smiled, "Why do you all look at me like that?" Do you see me like a dress-fetish? ”

"Like!" I heard three people say in unison.