New York, Manhattan.

In a small shop where even the signboard is gone.

A group of Avengers drank hotly.

Lu Yu took Hill's hand and started chatting after a few glasses of wine, "Hill, let me tell you, don't look at me just opening the door, but in fact, it was super dangerous (safe) and dangerous (full) at that time." ”

"If you are not careful, you will die (smell) and be (happy)."

"Well...... Jarvis, give me a call for Potts. After the call was called, Tony said to Potts on the phone with drunken eyes: "Potts, I miss you." ”

"Excuse me sir, Miss Potts' phone was not answered." Jarvis's innocent voice came over the phone.

Tony: "....... ”

Dr. Banner silently ate the roast, and soon his stomach was too full to eat.

(Hulk: Let Hulk come out, Hulk is going to eat to his heart's content.) ）

Captain Dragonfly silently skewered the balls and ate them, and tweeted on the Internet in his head: Today's weather is so good (background picture of the ruins of New York) (beautiful man's picture) (blue sky picture).

The American team threw their shields together and thought about Carter while drinking.

Hawkeye Barton and Natasha got together, "They're drunk after just a few bottles?" ”

"Don't say it." Natasha said meaningfully, look at the drunk inside, which one doesn't have a girlfriend?

Look at those who don't drink and eat dryly, which one is not single?

(Dr. Banner: Hey, I have a female ticket too.) ）

……

Early the next morning, Lu Yu got up and sat on the bed to think about the problem.

He seemed to be drunk last night, and then the young lady Hill carried him to the bed, and then .......

Lu Yu suddenly lifted the quilt nervously, then circled around the bed, and leaned up to sniff the smell on the bed.

Well, it's all the smell of your own sweat.

[There was no shame in the last night. Lu Yu sat on the bed with a loveless expression, it's all like this, isn't it **, do you have to wear a virgin's hat for a lifetime?

[No, such a terrible thing can't be allowed to happen to me. 】

Lu Yu decided that he must be ** as soon as possible.

The curtains were lifted and the sunlight from outside shone in.

He made a difficult decision.

Draw today.

Lu Yu opened a door and ran to his supermarket.

When he entered, he found a large hole in the supermarket, and the floor was full of bricks, dust, and cement blocks.

Nima who smashed my supermarket, I just finished decorating.

Forget it, let's go back and fix it with Nick Fury.

I've done a lot for New York.

Repair the supermarket should be free.

He walked into his supermarket, called the system, and summoned the big turntable.

Lu Yu: "System, I have not very good news for you. ”

System: "????。 ”

Lu Yu: "I feel that I don't have any interest in living." ”

Tired, tired, that's his current state.

There's no little sister, there's no little Lori, and I can't smoke good things, so I'm just dead.

Well, the above sentence should be perceived by the system.

So give me the grand prize.

System: "Host, I've sensed what you're saying later." ”

Lu Yu: "Please don't care about these details. ”

The ability to perceive and think is unpleasant, and now he finally knows why so many people hate Professor Charles.

This feeling of being *naked* is similar to that of the see-through eye.

Thinking about it, Lu Yu put his hand on the big turntable and pressed it.

Ding dong......

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for pumping the Red Pomegranate Energy Water." ”

"Energy water?" Lu Yu blinked his eyes, and the energy water sounded a bit sci-fi, but what the hell was the red pomegranate in front?

"It's a beauty product." The system ridiculed Lu Yu's insight, "It has nothing to do with the high-tech products you want." ”

Lu Yu was furious, "I don't believe my face is so black, smoke again." ”

Ding dong......

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for winning Doraemon ......." ”

"Doraemon?"

Lu Yu felt that he was pie from the sky, and his heart began to be extremely excited.

What is Doraemon? A mass-produced robot for the 22nd century Earth.

The words "22nd Century Earth" and "mass-produced robots" may sound low, but if this 22nd Century Earth is probably the most high-tech civilization in the entire multiverse.

In the world of robot cats, the earth in the 22nd century has long conquered the timeline and dimensions, and they have developed various causal props and timeline props, which can be called anti-heaven.

System: "...... My favorite dish is dorayaki. ”

Lu Yu: "System, you eat." ”

The system has now learned to play with people.

He's so tired.

System: "Before I finished speaking, you were as happy as a fool, blame me?" ”

Lu Yu: "Get out!" ”

After scolding, he started the lottery again.

Ding dong......

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for smoking the Zhonghai Words Fruit Drink." ”

"Hit the garbage again."

Although he is used to smoking garbage, he feels distressed when he draws $500,000 once.

"I'll smoke again."

Ding dong......

There was a crisp sound, and the voice of the system sounded, "Congratulations to the host for pumping Kunlun Mountain mineral water." ”

"I'll smoke."

Ding dong......

There was a crunch sound, and the system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for winning Dove chocolate." ”

"Pump."

Ding dong......

There was a crunch, and the system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for winning the oatmeal." ”

Forget it, I'm unlucky today, so I won't draw it.

Lu Yu felt that today might be his unlucky day, and he couldn't draw it again.

Another reason is that he only has a few million in his account balance, and the slightly better only goods in the big carousel are basically closed to him.

After not drawing, Lu Yu opened a door.

S.H.I.E.L.D., in the Trident headquarters.

When Nick Fury saw a space door suddenly popping out of the office, he knew that it was Lu Yu who was coming.

"Why are you here?"

"My supermarket was smashed."

Lu Yu looked at Nick Fury blankly, but Nick Fury felt that it had nothing to do with him, "Why did you come to me when your supermarket was smashed?" ”

"I want your free engineering team to fix it for me."

Gratis!

Highlight the point.

Nick Fury heard the point and raised his eyebrows, "There are a lot of destroyed areas in New York, and that engineering team has received a lot of orders and is doing things, and I don't have time to help you repair the supermarket for free for the time being." ”

He also bites the bullet on free.

Free supermarket repairs?

How beautiful do you think?

"What if I say I know where the Cosmic Cube and the Mind Gem are?" Lu Yu calmly threw out the king bomb.

"I don't think this kind of behavior is wrong, and you can't use it for public or private purposes." Nick Fury immediately said: "In addition, as the engineering team of S.H.I.E.L.D., they have the obligation to help S.H.I.E.L.D.'s friends repair supermarkets for free. ”