When I saw that the willow branch had an effect, I slapped him twice harder.

Zhang Fatzi was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, but when he saw that this ghost was beaten like an animal by me with a willow branch, he also relied on his courage to come over, took out another willow branch from my bag, and chased the ghost who was dodging around.

"Don't fight, don't fight, big brothers, stop fighting!" The demon begged for mercy.

"If you don't fight, won't you come here to mix noodles and eat?!" I asked, holding up the willow branch.

"Don't dare, don't dare anymore!" The ghost continued, "Just have pity on me, I died in the country's 'three-year natural disaster', and I like to eat noodles, so I don't want to go to Yin Si to report when I die, I can't do without this white noodle!" ”

As he spoke, the ghost cried aggrievedly.

When Zhang Fatzi saw that the ghost actually cried, he said, "What? You starved to death decades ago? It's a bit pathetic! ”

The ghost looked up and whined, "No, I'm not starving, I'm dying of hunger." ”

"What?" When Zhang Fatzi heard this, he exclaimed, "Isn't it that there was a great drought in those three years, and there was no harvest of grains, and everyone was hungry?" How can you still survive? ”

"There was a great drought in those three years, but in the fourth year there was a bumper harvest, and the family harvested a lot of wheat, so I couldn't wait to grind it into noodles and make noodles, the white noodles were so delicious, the more I ate them, the more fragrant they became, I was hungry for too long, and I didn't feel full after eating a pot. When I felt full and didn't want to eat anymore, I found out that I was dead! The ghost said with some embarrassment.

"Old man, your way of dying is really strange." I said.

"No way, I've been hungry for too long, and I can't control it for a while!" The ghost said.

Zhang Fatman's face turned sideways and said: "Then you can't rely on the boss to eat noodles every day, you are a ghost, can you do business every day?" ”

"Well, I won't be here again!" The ghost said quietly.

"In that case, then you should go to the Yin Si to report." After I finished speaking, I took out a soul attraction talisman drawn by myself from my bag, this spell was read by me in the "Maoshan Dao Technique" given to me by the spiritual power god, and the first time I drew it, I don't know if it works.

I stepped on the steps, pinched the trick with both hands and chanted: "Please ask the Emperor Xudu to show the gods, there are ghosts going to your place today, the ghosts are sent to open the way, the judges greet each other, and they are as urgent as the law, edict!" ”

I saw that the charm suddenly burst into golden light, flew towards the ghost, and attached to the ghost's body, the ghost and the charm turned into a wisp of green smoke and flew into the sky outside the door.

"Damn, it's done! I'm such a genius!! "I was secretly happy.

The shopkeeper looked at all this, blinked his eyes, and said, "Immortal, you turned out to be a living immortal!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I was positioned at the level of an immortal, and I had to pretend to be forced and said, "Where, where, I just know a little bit about immortal arts!" ”

Who knows, at this moment, Zhang Fatzi was also fooled by me, and said: "Ling Fei, I know you have the ability, I didn't expect to be so godly!" You, how do you practice, the ghosts are all obedient to you! ”

"A little trick, a little trick!" I pretended to be calm on the surface, but inside I was actually very proud, "I'm really a genius, I'm so smart, and I'm handsome, right!" ”

The shopkeeper quickly took out the money from his pocket, stuffed it into me, and said, "Master, this is your reward, for you!" ”

I pretended to excuse myself and said, "No, no, no, it's all right to get rid of ghosts." But my heart blossomed, "This is the first pot of gold in my life, and I don't need to spend Yaoyao's money anymore!" ”

The shopkeeper said with a smile: "My name is Liu Youqian, I don't know what to call the two of you?" ”

"My name is Shangguan Lingfei, you can call me Lingfei."

"My name is Zhang Tianran, I am nicknamed Zhang Fatzi, and my family lives nearby." Zhang Fatzi said.

"Okay, after the two of you eat, come to me, give you a twenty-percent discount, if there is anything useful, say a word." Liu Youqian said with a smile.

"Okay, it's not too early, then let's go back first." I said.

When I returned home with Zhang Fatzi, it was already past one o'clock, and when I returned to my room, I didn't bother to wash, so I fell asleep while lying on the bed.

This night, I slept until noon the next day.

I had lunch with Zhang Fatzi, and when I had nothing to do, I picked up the book "Maoshan Taoism" given to me by the spiritual power god and looked at it.

This book talks about some Maoshan spells, formations and the use of charms, and finally records some methods of face divination.

I flipped through the pages one by one, and the more I looked at them, the more I felt the taste.

It wasn't until the evening that I was so hungry that I went out with Zhang Fatzi to eat something, and came back with nothing to do, and then read my "Maoshan Taoism", and Zhang Fatzi read his martial arts novels.

Zhang Fatzi and I stayed at home for a few days in a row. Although I was still in high spirits, I was also dizzy.

Zhang Fatzi finished reading a thick martial arts novel, and felt bored and proposed to go out and go around. In the past few days, I have also been suffocated, and when I heard it, I just went out to exercise and breathe fresh air.

When I walked out of the room and came out onto the street, I couldn't help but feel much better when I watched the cars on the road, the crowds of people coming and going on the sidewalks, and the shops on both sides of the street playing all kinds of songs to attract customers.

Walking and walking, he actually came to a red wall, Zhang Fatzi pointed to the door in the distance and said: "Look at this is our famous 'Temple of Mercy and Grace' here, you look at both sides, those stalls are all fortune-telling, but also look at feng shui." ”

I walked to the door of the temple and looked up and saw a huge plaque with the words 'Ci'en Temple' written on it.

"However, next to this Buddhist temple, why are so many Taoist priests setting up stalls?!" I asked, confused.

"Because there are very few Taoist temples in China, whether it is a true Taoist priest or a fake Taoist priest, they all have to live." Zhang Fatzi said.

I nodded and said, "Taoism is the only large-scale local religion in China, and it has a long history, but unfortunately it is not well developed and inherited. ”

"Hey, Ling Fei! I have an idea. Zhang Fatzi suddenly said excitedly.

"What thoughts?" I asked.

"Why don't we come here to set up a fortune telling table to see feng shui! Haven't you been learning Maoshan spells, and you happen to practice them too! Zhang Fatzi said.

"I'm at this level, okay?" I say.

"Why not, I dare to guarantee that none of these Taoist priests in front of me who are looking at divination are better than you! Anyway, we're idle, we're idle, come out and set up a stall, what if we meet some mysterious person you're looking for?! Zhang Fatzi said.