All summer, I was busy with car humor books.

Summer goes and autumn comes.

"Summer Car Humor Series," Ye Qian read in a weird manner with the publishing contract, ""Summer Day Car Humor", "Summer Day Driving Humor", "Summer Day Car Humor", "Summer Day Car Humor", "Summer Day Car Humor". ”

"I know what you're trying to say," I said to Ye Qian with a smile, "You want to ask why I made the name of the heroine in it a summer day?" ”

"You're not stupid at all," Ye Qian smiled, "Explain!" ”

"The name Xia Tian is more personal," I said seriously, "I provided several beautiful names for the publisher to choose, and the publisher unanimously agreed to use the name Xia Tian!" ”

"Do you still have a relationship with her now?" Ye Qian asked with a smile.

"No," I said in a calm tone, "since that day she was gone, I don't know if she's dead or alive, let alone anything else!" If she's really mixed up, that's it; If it's really bad, there's no way to help her within the scope of your ability! ”

"In other words, in fact, you haven't let go of her in your heart?" Ye Qian asked tentatively.

"Yes," I said with certainty, "she's really a very simple girl, and don't look at her making herself like a female hooligan, it's just trying to cover up!" ”

"I always have a question," Ye Qian said hesitantly, "I don't know if I should ask you or not?" ”

"Ask!" I said with a smile.

"Was that the one when she slept with you?" Ye Qian asked with a serious face.

"Yes," I said for sure, "if she were a girl with loose belts, she wouldn't have mixed herself up like that!" ”

"Then I can understand you," Ye Qian smiled slightly, "If you meet her again, will you still have a relationship with her?" ”

"What do you mean by that," I laughed, "maybe, maybe not, maybe everything is just maybe!" ”

"Speak well!" Ye Qianjiao said angrily.

"I learned that from you," I said with a smile, "that's what you told me on Shuimo West Street!" ”

"If she gets married, do you still have any more entanglements with her?" Ye Qian continued to ask.

"No," I said with certainty, "if you love her, you should not destroy her family!" ”

"You're right!" Ye Qian praised.

"Actually, the characters in this set of books all have their origins," I laughed, "they come from life, and they are higher than life!" ”

"I'll take a closer look at this character list," Ye Qian said and picked up the character list printed out next to the computer and looked at it, "Summer day, freelancer, beautiful writer; Fengzi, the boyfriend of the summer day, the company employee, and the later husband and wife! The prototype of these two characters should be the two of us, right? ”

"Yes!" I say.

"It's just that my career has dropped," Ye Qian said with a smile, "It's become my free to write at home, and you work from 9 to 5!" ”

"It's better," I explained, "if the man writes freely at home and the woman works from 9 to 5, it feels like the man is too unreliable!" ”

"You make so much sense!" Ye Qian laughed.

"I still have this self-knowledge!" I said self-deprecatingly.

"Who is the prototype of the demon girl in this character list?" Ye Qian looked at the characters and thought about it and said, "Demon sister, Xia Tian's senior sister, the post-80s beauty, always has a playful and unserious attitude. ”

"The author of this book," I said, taking out a copy of "Evil Words Wuji" published by Lijiang Publishing House from the bookcase and handing it to Ye Qian, "A girl who 'remembers' every day, 'remembers' every day, and lives a very 'fulfilling' life every day!" ”

"Why are you talking so badly?" Ye Qian looked at me with disgust after taking the book.

"This is not my original statement," I said to Ye Qian, "It's a lie!" ”

"What did she say?" Ye Qian asked curiously.

"Yes," I laughed, "otherwise why would I be called a rogue of the Internet!" ”

"Evil words are unscrupulous," Ye Qian looked at the cover of the book and said with a smile, "The author demon pupil!" ”

"Her real name is Zhou Demon Pupil!" I explained with a smile.

"A unique ridicule text," Ye Qian read softly, "It's witty and humorous, and people can't help but laugh." Profound and graceful prose, timeless and delicate, with a long aftertaste. The emotional experience of a petty bourgeois woman, bitterness and helplessness, between bits and pieces and vicissitudes. Is the demon pupil, known as an internet hooligan, an urban petty bourgeois woman, or an eccentric rebellious girl? When the collection of works was published in a few years, it was impossible to see her true face. However, whether it is those light-hearted and funny stories or beautiful essays, they will leave a deep impression on readers......"

"I've known her for a long time," I said to Ye Qian, "earlier than I knew you!" ”

"Really?" Ye Qianyan smiled, "She is also the first generation of netizens, right!" ”

"Yes," I said seriously, "when I met her, I was just introduced to online literature, and I saw that the articles on the Internet were very casual and casual, so I also started to write some messy marginal text." At that time, the demon pupil was still fooling around in NetEase, and seeing that everyone was an older brother and sister, I felt comfortable after listening to it, so I posted several 'madman novels' such as "Crazy to the End", "Love in the Days of Schizophrenia" and "Am I a Crazy Man or a Ghost" on her place. It's these deranged words that have won the 'heart' of our demon pupil sister......"

"Wait, stop!" Ye Qian said to me in surprise, "You just said that you wrote a 'madman novel'?" ”

"You heard it right," I said seriously, "and it's still available online!" ”

"I don't even want to read the content," Ye Qian said with a look of disgust, "As soon as I hear that title, I think you're a psychopath!" ”

"Actually, before I met Zhou Demon Tong," I continued to say to Ye Qian, "I never wrote humorous and funny texts, and I felt that those things were a bit of a clown, but after reading her article "How Women Reasonably Use Cockroaches", which was later widely circulated on the Internet, I was inexplicably happy. So, I also imitated and wrote an article "How Girls Use Caterpillars to Create Romance", but I didn't expect it to be out of control, not only wrote "Happy Forest", "Comedy World" and "Humor and Irony" and many other publications, but even some violent articles on the Internet were selected by many books such as "Laughing to Death You Don't Pay Your Life", "Angry Youth in the Internet Age", so there are also long comedy novels "Very Journey to the West", "Very Water Margin" and "Very Red Mansion" and other books. In this way, Demon Pupil can really be regarded as my enlightenment teacher in funny online literature. ”

"None of the three 'very' novels you just mentioned have been published," Ye Qian said disdainfully, "I'm embarrassed to say it again!" ”

"The sequelae of online literature," I said seriously, "those three books were not accepted when they were written, they were too presumptuous, and it is reasonable that they could not be published!" ”

"You'd better continue to talk about this female rascal!" Ye Qian smiled, "What other stories do you have?" ”

"Of course," I said to Ye Qian with a smile, "What the demon pupil brought me is not only the above, but also my 7 QQ, which she gave me in 2001, and has been kept until now." ”

"But you don't seem to be in contact with her now?" Ye Qian asked hesitantly.

"Yes," I said, nodding my head, "and she's married, and has a baby, and lives a full life every day; Second, she later rewrote fantasy novels, and there is not much common language; Third, I didn't delete her, why did she disappear from my QQ, I guess she deleted me! ”

"I deleted her from your QQ," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Your QQ is automatically logged in, once when I looked at your chat history, I found that she spoke very hard, so I deleted her from your QQ!" ”

"If you delete it, delete it!" I didn't care and said, "Good or bad, it's all in the past!" ”

"Continue to talk about the characters in your car humor," Ye Qian looked at the character table and said softly, "Forget it, I don't want to ask about the other character prototypes in this car humor, asking one can lead to a story, it's really unbearable!" ”

"That's how creation is," I said with a hippie smile, "from life, and above life!" ”

"Let me ask you the last key question," Ye Qian said with a smile, "If it weren't for me, would you still be able to create this series of car humor books here?" ”

"Definitely not," I said seriously, "you still put in a lot of work from the selection and planning of this set of books to the compilation!" ”

"Then the question is," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Brothers still have to settle accounts, and couples are the same, do you plan to give me 2% of the royalties from your 8% royalties after the book is published, or do you want to give me 10,000 yuan at once now?" ”

"Did you see the $10,000 in my drawer?" I pretended to be angry and asked, "Don't say much, don't say much, why just say 10,000 yuan?" ”

"You guessed right," Ye Qian said seriously, "The 10,000 yuan in your drawer is very brand-new, it is still serialized, and the bank seal has not been opened!" I've seen that money before, and I'm embarrassed to ask you, I'm afraid you'll say I'm a money junkie, but you don't seem to have spent that money, why? ”

"That's my stimulant!" I laughed.

"Ahh Ye Qian exclaimed, "You want to use it to buy stimulants?" ”

"It's not about buying it, it's for itself," I smiled, "and whenever I'm exhausted from the code, I take it out and put it on my computer, look at it carefully for a while, and tell myself that it's not words, but colorful bills, and I'll be full of energy at once!" ”

"I see," Ye Qian laughed, "Use money to refresh yourself, the creativity is good, it's worth learning!" ”

"Then I'll give it to you now!" I said to Ye Qian seriously, "Don't wait for my royalties!" Give you 10,000 yuan, which is a little less, but for you it is a bird in your hand, better than a flock in the air; Overnight gold is not as good as copper in hand. ”

"You should keep this money!" Ye Qian said seriously, "But after all, it's mine now, which means that I gave it to you again, and its ownership is still mine, let you go or continue to give you code words to refresh yourself!" ”

"Thank you," I said, getting up and hugging Ye Qian gently, "I feel like I'm hungry!" ”

"Go out to eat," Ye Qian said with a smile, "Tomorrow we will go to the Great Wall in the water to play!" ”

"The Great Wall in the water you are talking about is the Great Wall of Water in Huanghua City, right?" I guessed.

"That's smart!" Ye Qian smiled.