Chapter 6 180,000 Clothes
Seeing Bu Fan's embarrassment, Zhao Yi couldn't breathe with laughter, and sneered with added fuel and vinegar: "Hurry up and get out, don't pollute the air in other people's stores here." ”
"It's disgusting to this person, just take pictures and send them to Moments to show off, and you still want to catch them?"
"It's just a garbage man, don't be like him, let's go inside!"
The shopping guides chattered and re-entered the door, planning to introduce a few new products to Zhao Yi.
"Let's go, Bufan." Liang Tong sighed.
He already knew that there would be such a result, and he also persuaded Bu Fan, but he didn't listen.
Hey, what's going on!
Liang Tong sighed again.
Suddenly, he found that Bu Fan had moved, walked straight into the store, stretched out his sweaty hand in front of everyone, grabbed the limited edition coat worth 180,000 yuan, and put it on the outside of the hospital gown.
Liang Tong stood in place in a daze, the shopping guides were completely petrified, and even Zhao Yi was taken aback.
In the next second, the store was as lively as if it had exploded.
"You garbage man, you stained the limited edition Armani!"
"Oh my god, what the hell is this, my bonus this month is gone!"
"Paralyzed, hurry up and call your parents to pay for it!"
These shopping guides surrounded Bu Fan to death, and they couldn't wait to rip off his pants.
Bu Fan said indifferently: "I bought this, Liang Tong, I'll get you one too, right?" ”
"No, no!" Liang Tong cried with a sad face, and said in his heart that this step is over!
180,000 clothes, with the urine sex of Bufan's adoptive parents, he must be stripped of his skin!
"Sir, this is 180,000 clothes, if you think about it carefully, I will take you to settle the bill!" An elderly woman rushed over when she heard the news and said with a solemn face.
She is the manager here, named Chen Yu. Unlike these young shopping guides, she is well-informed and more rational.
Because she once saw a rich man deliberately pretending to be poor, being looked down upon, and then showing his savings and slapping everyone's face.
In the case of uncertainty, it is difficult for her to judge whether Bu Fan is a rich person with such a bad taste.
Bu Fan was very satisfied with Chen Yu's attitude, and said that the commission should be counted in her name, so he took out his bank card and said, "Take me to the checkout." ”
"Okay." Chen Yu's heart was much more settled, she nodded lightly, and reached out to take the bank card, but was snatched away by the other hand.
"Tut-tut, Bufan, you're so awesome now!" Zhao Yi put his hands in his pockets contemptuously, and said with a sneering face, "You and I don't exist, what is your situation that others don't know, we have been in position for a year and a half, can I still be unclear?" ”
"Give me back the card!" Bu Fan half-squinted his eyes and clenched his fists.
"Why don't I give it to you?" Zhao Yi stretched his face cheaply, looking like he could help me, and immediately said to Chen Yu, "Manager Chen, do you really believe in this sling?" This hanging silk is so poor that he doesn't eat dinner, and he ranks first in the list of poor students every semester. I remember one day, I ate the remaining half of the egg scones on the table, and when I came back from self-study at night, it was gone, and guess what? ”
"What's wrong?" Everyone looked at Zhao Yi with curiosity.
"I was actually eaten by this dog, wahahaha, I laughed to death!" Zhao Yi smiled cheaply, the voice attracted the attention of many customers, and the shopping guide on the side also laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.
Bu Fan was speechless, indeed, the cake was eaten by him, but it was given to him by Zhao Yi, and he was moved by himself all night at that time!
Bu Fan told the truth, but he attracted even greater ridicule.
"Bufan, are you stupid?" Zhao Yi laughed breathlessly, "If I let you eat it, you will eat it?" Did you know that I always eat only the half with the eggs, and I throw the other half to my dog! ”
"Hahahaha~"
The crowd laughed.
Is there such a poor person in the world?
Isn't it disgusting to eat other people's leftover egg scones?
Liang Tong couldn't stand it anymore, so he rushed up and scolded: "Zhao Yi, is your S mother sick and biting everywhere like a mad dog?" ”
"Fuck, I almost forgot about you, I know how to play games online every day, and I'm embarrassed to chase Jiang Yunyun from the next class, do you have that Bilian?" Zhao Yi sneered.
"You..." Liang Tong's face flushed, and he was so angry that he wanted to rush up and hit him, but was stopped by Bufan.
He took a deep breath, calmed down, and stretched out his hand to say, "Zhao Yi, return the bank card to me, I want to settle the bill." ”
"Hahaha, that's the biggest joke I've heard this century, you're going to check out? Bu Fan said you want to check out? Do you think this is the mental hospital gown that you have eight dollars and eight cents on you? Do you have that money? Zhao Yi sneered disdainfully.
Bu Fan was not annoyed, but smiled lightly: "It has nothing to do with you whether I have money or not, you hurry up and return the bank card to me." I've had a bad throat lately, you can do it, let me check out and go, I feel like the air here is polluted by you! Ahem, ahem, ahem....."
Bu Fan is scolding Zhao Yi by changing the law.
Zhao Yi heard it, his face suddenly changed, his hands slammed down, and the bank card was broken!
"I won't give it back to you today, what's the matter!"
Bu Fan's eyes widened suddenly, and his breathing became short, there were a billion in that card!
But soon he recovered, he couldn't use a credit card, he could still use Alipay and WeChat, and it didn't mean that the billion was lost.
"It's estimated that the cost of getting a card is 20 yuan, Dad, I'll give you 100 yuan, and the rest will be used to surf the Internet, which is enough for you to play all night for a few days!" Zhao Yi took out a hundred-yuan bill and threw it on the ground very casually.
Bu Fan smiled, it seems that if Zhao Yi is not treated today, he really doesn't know what his surname is!
At this time, Chen Yu walked up to Bu Fan and said apologetically: "Sir, please take off your clothes, we don't need your compensation." ”
Bu Fan said: "No, I said I bought it, naturally I have the money to pay, you don't have to worry!" You should also support Alipay here, I'll swipe Alipay. ”
"Damn, don't pretend to be Bufan, for the sake of your worthless dignity, are you so desperate? We all know who you are, so take it off! Zhao Yi said with disdain on his face.
"Zhao Yi, have you ever heard a joke?" Bu Fan sneered at each other, with a face full of contempt, "There is a kind of person like this, who is obviously a poor person, but he wants to belittle others, so as to make up the lie that he is a rich man, in fact, he is a poor worm with low self-esteem and longing for the attention and recognition of others!" ”
"I'll fuck you, who do you say is a poor worm?" Zhao Yi said angrily.
"Whoever can't afford it is a poor worm, what, I'm not wrong, right?" Bu Fan lit up the price tag on his clothes, and said with disdain on his face, "Zhao Yi, let me ask you, can you afford this dress?" ”
"Damn, Lao Tzu can't afford it, Lao Tzu's family has tens of millions of assets, and he can't afford to buy this clothes...."Speaking of this, Zhao Yi stopped abruptly.
Although there is a lot of money in the family, most of them are assets, the kind that can't be moved casually, and his father only gives him 10,000 yuan of pocket money every month, and he really can't afford the 180,000 clothes.
"Paralyzed, Lao Tzu can't afford it, why can you afford it?" Zhao Yi looked unconvinced.
Bu Fan didn't want to deal with him, so he took out Alipay directly, "Manager Chen, swipe the code!" ”
"Okay." Manager Chen quickly flicked his fingers, set the price on the computer, and then pointed the QR code scanner at the QR code with the words 'mass member'.
Exciting times are just around the corner.
The shopping guide girls all stretched their necks, and Zhao Yi also stretched his face in disbelief, and even a few customers in the store came over curiously to watch the excitement.
Just listen to the sound of "tick".
Chen Yu put down the code scanner and said apologetically: "I'm sorry sir, I almost forgot to tell you that our store has recently been engaged in summer promotions, and anyone who buys goods with a total value of more than 100,000 yuan in our store can participate in our lucky wheel activity and enjoy discounts, with the lowest discount as low as 0.1 discount!" ”
"Poof..."
With such a divine turn, Bu Fan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
It's another draw, okay, I'll draw!
Chen Yu opened the ipad in the store, adjusted it to the lottery interface, and put it on the counter.
This is a large 20-bar wheel with the name of the prize on it, and the area of each box is very different. The higher the value of the prize, the smaller the sector area.
The most valuable grand prize is "0.1% off", which is as small as the tip of a needle and extremely difficult to win.
Bu Fan casually clicked the "GO" button in the middle, and the pointer began to rotate slowly.
One lap, two laps .... Ten laps.
Everyone really didn't care, including Bu Fan.
He had just won the 1/100,000 jackpot, and it was impossible for him to win such a low-probability prize. Having studied mathematical probability, he knows very well that even if these two events are independent events and do not affect each other, it is absolutely impossible for individuals to have such good luck.
The pointer began to slow down, slowly crossing the "thank you for your patronage", then slowly crossing the "keep up the good work", and then pointing to the "9% discount" at an extremely slow speed.
"9% off? Bu Fan, your luck is really low. Zhao Yi said sarcastically, "The nine-fold discount of 180,008 is almost 170,000, I want to see today, where did you get this 170,000!" ”
Bu Fan snorted lightly, and said in his heart that he would see your expression when he paid later.
"Manager Chen, settle the bill!"
Bu Fan reopened the Alipay payment code and looked at Chen Yu with a smile, only to find that her eyes were round, her face was full of horror, and she reacted with excessive shock.
"Manager Chen, what's the matter, shouldn't there be any lottery?" Bu Fan was very anxious, he wanted to make a successful payment now, and then slapped Zhao Yi in the face.
Chen Yu didn't reply, but raised his finger and pointed at the iPad.
Everyone looked at it strangely....
In an instant, time seemed to stand still, blood seemed to freeze, and Bu Fan was stupid!
It's not just him, everyone is stupid!
At an extremely slow pace, the hands finally pointed at the "0.1 fold" that was as thin as a needle and thread, impartial, just in the center.
In an instant, the mobile phone screen was shining with golden light, and seven gilded characters jumped out....