It's a pity that our brothers have worked together for more than a thousand years, and I thought that the mountains and rivers were long, and the days were still far away, but I didn't expect an accident to be gone, and their juniors were almost lost!

There are only a few who have only a name, and they have not yet been taught, alas-" Li Shougong sighed.

"They're luckiest, though!" Li Shouzheng looked at Li Daofeng, "Daofeng, and you guys, go, let a few masters see your harvest in the main altar." ”

"Okay, uncle!" Li Daofeng stood up and arched his hand.

Then he walked out the door with his feet up, and looked up at the elm tree in the yard, which was as thick as an adult's waist.

"Look at me taking down that annoying meow!" It's a cicada.

After Li Daofeng finished speaking, he took three steps and made two steps, and with only one jump, he jumped on the branch of the big tree, looked up again, and then jumped again, and then stretched out his hand in the jump, grabbed it on the tree, and then landed on a big branch of the tree, and then jumped down, fell to the ground, and changed the cicada from his left hand to his right hand.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and brothers, look!" Li Daofeng raised his hand, and saw a big black cicada pinched one of its wings by him, and it was still struggling in a daze, while making a piercing cry.

"Okay, I really learned something!" Li Shouzheng nodded and looked at the other brothers who kept the word.

"I didn't stay in vain at the main altar!" Several others were also satisfied.

"This one is a little old, if you introduce monkeys, you can pickle them in a pickle jar and fry them tomorrow." Li Shoude felt a little pity. The monkey is the golden cicada.

"Brother Feng, bring me the introduction!" Huang Yankuo got up from his seat and came to Li Daofeng, "I'll also perform one for the masters, borrow your props." ”

Li Daofeng handed the stunned cicada to Huang Yankuo, "Here you go, but don't kill it." ”

"You've got this thing like a baby! Don't worry, if you accidentally get killed, I'll catch you ten tomorrow. Huang Yankuo smiled.

Li Daofeng took a look and knew that Huang Yankuo had misunderstood, in fact, what Li Daofeng meant was that the two brothers in the back would also use this cicada as a prop.

But Li Daofeng didn't explain, just smiled.

"I'm here to perform a five-finger mountain to press Tang Seng." Huang Yankuo smiled and threw the cicada out in his hand.

It turns out that this cicada, its larva is also called the golden cicada, which is the same as the title of the original identity of the Tang monk in "Journey to the West" "Golden Cicada", so the golden cicada is also called Tang monk meat, which is a delicacy in the Central Plains. And catching cicadas with five fingers, Huang Yankuo took the stage name of "Tang Seng under the Five Finger Mountain", which is also appropriate.

I saw that the cicada, which was struggling for its life, saw that it was free, and hurriedly flew high, but it did not dare to go back to the original elm tree, because it was not very safe there.

"I'll see where you're going!" Huang Yankuo shouted, then flew up and jumped up, only to see that he jumped up two or three zhang high all of a sudden, higher than the roof, grabbed it in mid-air, and then fell down gently.

Huang Yan raised his hand, and saw that the cicada was really screaming in him.

"Quality is better than literature, literature is better than history, literature is courteous, and then a gentleman!" Li Shouhe slapped the table, "Yes, you have the ability, and you can choose a good name, not bad, not bad!" ”

He praised Huang Yankuo, and he felt that Huang Yankuo's hand was very good for his taste.

Several other elders also praised a few words.

"It's ——, my turn for this," Zheng Fanshi became nervous, he didn't know what to perform, and besides, he didn't like to show himself like this, because it was useless.

"Do you need it?" Huang Yankuo asked Zhengfan Shi, and he handed the cicada over.

"Use, use, use!" Zheng Fanshi took over the cicada that was not in a good mental state, and it was obvious that this cicada was already a little tired.

Pregnant!

Holding the cicada in one hand, he was thinking about what to perform, and suddenly he had an idea.

So, I went into the back room and brought a few chopsticks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, look at my hand!" After speaking, Zhengfan Shi threw the cicada in his hand.

Although the cicada's mental state was not very good, but suddenly it was free again, and it instinctively chose to cheer up and fly away from this place of right and wrong with its wings.

At this time, Zhengfan Shi moved quickly.

His right hand quickly drew a chopstick from his left hand and shot it at the cicada.

"Whoosh-" The sound of chopsticks rubbing against the air as they fly at high speed.

Didn't hit.

"Whoosh", "Whoosh", "Whoosh", "Whoosh! "How could Zheng Fanshi wait for the result of the first chopsticks being shot out, after the first chopsticks flew out, he didn't even look at it, and connected four chopsticks out, and the fifth chopsticks finally hit the cicada.

"Smack-"

The power is so great that the cicada died on the spot, or it exploded, because of the great power of the earth, the cicada was directly inserted and exploded.

Juice splashes.

A face of juice.

Zheng Fanshi wiped his face with his hand, and then looked at the people in the room.

"Tut-tut, Daomin, you're not a hand, it's a face!" Li Daochao said with a smile on the side.

And the faces of several elders were very calm, but they didn't have the satisfied expressions of Li Daofeng and Huang Yankuo after their performances.

Several people looked at each other.

"Good, good, very strong, great potential." Li Shougong said that because several old buddies looked at him, it meant that he would be evaluated, but from his expression, he was a little impatient.

Zhengfan Shi smiled wryly, because he didn't expect the juice to splash, he originally planned to pierce the cicada and nail it to the ground with chopsticks, but it didn't work.

Zhengfan Shi picked up the chopsticks on the ground and sat down.

Everyone looked at Li Daochao.

"What am I performing?" Li Daochao said to himself.

"There it is!" I saw Li Daochao talking to himself, while standing up confidently, arching his hand to the masters, "Look at me, I will also show my hand!" ”

I saw that it was too late, it was too fast, Li Daochao's right hand was raised high, "Hey! ”

"Bang-click-jingle"

"Oh, your mother-" Li Shoude scolded directly.

But it was Li Daochao who smashed the table where everyone was sitting around drinking tea with one palm, and the tea splashed everyone's face.

Everyone looked at Li Daochao with unkind faces.

After three or four seconds of effort, Li Daochao didn't come back to his senses, and was still immersed in his "strong palm power".

"I didn't expect it, I'm so sorry for a few uncles and brothers, I really didn't expect this tea to splash everywhere!" Li Daochao smiled wryly.

"Daochao, you are so old, and you are so hairy! It's so unsteady to do things. Li Shouzheng criticized Li Daochao.

Li Daofeng, Huang Yankuo, and Zhengfanshi hurriedly cleaned up the broken table and cleaned up the mess.

"Move that table out of the back room!" Li Shoude said, "Bring two more tea bowls." ”

"Bring me a watermelon!" Li Shou said.

After a while, the room was set up again.

Tea, watermelon, melon seeds, the three major items in summer, are really indispensable good things.

"Be sure to pay attention next time!" Several elders took turns criticizing Li Daochao, and sure enough, Li Daochao went too far.

"Five hundred yuan, this time the loss is at least five hundred yuan, Daochao, don't play tricks on me!" Li Shoude knocked on the table on the side, staring at Li Daochao without squinting, "First the villain, then the gentleman, I know you have money, pay the money first!" ”

"This, okay!" Li Daochao sullenly took out his wallet from his pocket, counted five hundred yuan, and handed it to Li Shoude.