I was startled, could it be that my mother was stupid, and at this time asked me to take off my pants, was it because I went out to play at night and ended up in danger and made a big mistake, so she wanted to spank me?

So I didn't move.

The mother shouted again, "Take off your pants and pee on him again!" ”

It dawned on me. In our countryside, it was rumored that the boy's urine could kill ghosts, and my mother told me to use urine to deal with the ghosts. However, I am no longer a child, my urine is not harmful to ghosts, I regret it now, I knew it was so, and I would have kept my innocence when I died in a coffin! It's really a loss of hatred for thousands of years, and since then the ghost has also deceived the door!

"Get out of here!" My mother was anxious to help me take it off, but I hurriedly took two steps back, saying that I didn't pee now, and even if I took off my pants, it would be useless.

Suddenly, a "bang" sound came out of my pocket, my mother and I were stunned for a moment, for a while the mother looked at the son, the son looked at the mother, could it be that there was another ghost?

The sound came from my iron box, I took out the iron box in horror, and found that there was a continuous impact sound inside, and I was more and more surprised, there was only a yin and yang knife in this iron box...... Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration, Yin Yang Knife!

Isn't the Yin-Yang Knife capable of operating on ghosts? Then it will definitely be able to kill ghosts too!

I couldn't wait to open the iron box, and despite the coldness, I grabbed the Yin-Yang Knife and swiped it towards the back of the little ghost.

"Ahh

"Ahem...... Zhang Yunhao coughed twice with difficulty, got up from the ground, covered his neck with one hand and pointed at the little ghost with the other and scolded: "Ma Gebi, dare to pinch me, go and kill him!" ”

The little ghost looked at the yin-yang knife in my hand, let out a low snort, turned and ran towards the woods, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

I was so frightened that I couldn't react for a long time, and my hand holding the Yin-Yang Knife trembled.

"Let's go back!" Mother urged.

We fled home and closed the door tightly. Zhang Yunhao took a breath and said that your knife is really good, and it can actually kill ghosts. I am also very glad, fortunately there is a yin and yang knife, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable. I found gauze and disinfectant alcohol to detoxify the wound on his forehead and bandaged it. His wounds were so deep that he was now on a three-legged stand with the other two eyes, just like the third eye of the god Erlang.

Mother apologized to Zhang Yunhao, Zhang Yunhao waved his hand, and said It's nothing, didn't you also save me at that time, and then came out again: "Fortunately, there is a knife, otherwise I would have been strangled to death by a ghost." ”

I was just worried that he would lift the knife in front of my mother, and sure enough, my mother asked me what kind of knife it was and where it came from, and I said that it was picked up on the road, and my mother wanted to see it, and I said that there was something nice about it, and as I spoke, I locked it in the box. Fortunately, my mother didn't ask any more questions, probably thinking that it was just an ordinary knife, so she scolded me a few more words, saying that if I went out again at night, I would have to skin me! I resigned myself to the promise and repeatedly promised in front of my mother, so that my mother could return to the room with confidence.

As soon as my mother left, Zhang Yunhao immediately told me that my brother wanted to see the Yin Yang Knife, and claimed that as long as he let him see it, he would let me play his ancient qin. It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when he says this, I get angry, and say Didn't you say that your piano can collect ghosts? Why did you blow that ghost not only didn't catch it, but killed you? I don't think you're collecting ghosts, you're urging ghosts, and you're urging ghosts to pinch you. Zhang Yunhao said with a strong smile, he didn't know what was going on, it was estimated that the other party was too powerful.

I think that since his qin can't collect ghosts, then he can't deal with the water saint, fortunately he didn't go to Uncle Huangshi's house, otherwise things would have messed up and hurt Uncle Huangshi's family, and I really don't know how to end it.

And that little imp came to me last night, and to my mother tonight, what the hell does he want to do? I hurt him again just now, he will hold a grudge, just afraid that he will come to me for revenge, when I think of this, my heart began to palpitate again, especially I am worried that he will not come to me, but look for people around me, such as my friend Zhang Yunhao or Wu Lele, if they have any three long and two short, I will be difficult to be peaceful in this life.

And now I hope that either the little ghost is afraid of my yin and yang knife and doesn't come to trouble us again, or we ask the master to subdue Xiao Gao.

But who to look for? Originally, I still pinned my hopes on Zhong Ling'er, but I felt that she was too cold and ruthless, and I was afraid that it would be in vain to go to her.

I was anxious, Zhang Yunhao came to my side and whispered, "There is a ghost." I hurriedly looked out the window, and sure enough, a black shadow appeared, holding an umbrella, it was a female ghost in red.

Here she is again.

Zhang Yunhao said that it was the female ghost just now, I said I know, walked to the window and called the female ghost in softly, and explained to her that my mother did not allow me to go out, and the female ghost in red listened to it, squeezed out a few tears, and begged me to help her, I said that I could help her, but I couldn't go to her wooden house. The female ghost in red glanced at Zhang Yunhao and hesitated. I said don't worry, my friend can't see you, Zhang Yunhao glanced in the direction of the female ghost, beckoned to me, and said, "Brother, come, let's discuss something." ”

I walked up to Zhang Yunhao and asked him what was wrong, he whispered in my ear if it was a female ghost who came to ask me to treat her, I said yes, Zhang Yunhao said: "You can treat her, but you want her to promise you two conditions." "I scolded this kid in my heart, people are sick like that, you still come to blackmail others, so unconscionable, but this suggestion is very good, so I asked him what are the two conditions, Zhang Yunhao put his hand to his mouth and whispered in my ear: "First, let the female ghost appear, let me see her; Second, ask her to help deal with the little ghost just now. ”

The female ghost in red kept looking this way, looking cramped and nervous. I told her the condition that Zhang Yunhao mentioned, she was very embarrassed, saying that she couldn't show up easily, because the general ghost path is not deep, and it can't appear, especially when the light is strong, once it appears, it will be swallowed by the light and scattered, as for the little ghost just now, she also saw it, that little ghost is very fierce, she knows that she is not an opponent, so she can't deal with it.

I conveyed the words of the female ghost in red to Zhang Yunhao, Zhang Yunhao waved his hand and said very awesomely: "If she doesn't agree, don't treat her." ”

The female ghost in red could hear this, and she squeezed out two more tears, saying that she really couldn't meet us with these two conditions, because the part I want to operate on her is special and can't be seen by others, if Zhang Yunhao really wants to see it, she can only look at it for seven minutes, and she can only look at the back, as for the little ghost, she will look for it, persuade the little ghost, and try to make peace with us.

I felt that the female ghost in red was very pitiful, and she could do these two things, which could be regarded as doing her best, so I agreed to her. Zhang Yunhao was very excited, he said that he had always wanted to see what the ghost was like, and today he finally got his wish. I don't know why people can't see ghosts, and I don't know how ghosts can be seen, do they all have stealth functions? I am afraid that I will not be able to comprehend this mysterious mystery for a while.

"See!" Zhang Yunhao screamed happily and walked towards the female ghost in red, the female ghost in red was facing away from us, and found that Zhang Yunhao had passed, busy dodging, Zhang Yunhao said don't flash, let me see you, the female ghost in red didn't answer, and didn't let him see, I couldn't help laughing, saying don't be so rogue, don't scare people. Zhang Yunhao stopped at this time and said helplessly that he would not look at it.

The female ghost in red asks me if I really can't go to her house? I said I really couldn't go, and if I hadn't waited for my mother to fall asleep, it would have been the second half of the night. The female ghost in red thought for a while, glanced at Zhang Yunhao again, and said pitifully, "Then it's you." She unbuttoned her shirt as she spoke.

I also took out the iron box, Zhang Yunhao saw the appearance of the female ghost in red about to take off her clothes, her eyes were big again, and she asked what kind of trouble was this? I said, don't you be so lewd? A little bit of his duty, Zhang Yunhao found that he was distracted, smiled and said sorry, the first time he saw a female ghost, a little excited, while talking towards me, his eyes opened wide, full of curiosity looking at the Yin and Yang knife, while I didn't pay attention to want to touch, who knew that when the hand was just stretched out to the edge of the iron box, he immediately retracted, and exclaimed: "I wipe, good ice!" "I reminded him not to touch the knife, because he couldn't touch the knife without 800 years of skill, otherwise his hands would freeze. Zhang Yunhao naturally didn't believe it, and said very unconvinced, Do you have 800 years of skill? I say 800 years — of course I don't, but there are 8 days.

At this time, the female ghost in red said that she was ready, I walked towards the female ghost in red with the iron box, she turned her back to us, Zhang Yunhao also wanted to go over, I blocked him, told him not to look at indecent things, Zhang Yunhao asked softly: "The clothes in front are all untied?" Can you see anything? I was noncommittal, Zhang Yunhao leaned in and said, "I want to be a ghost doctor too!" ”

When I came to the female ghost in red, I found that her injured one was even darker, two plump and straight, one as white as a snow sculpture and the other as black as coal, which was extremely regrettable and distressing.

Seeing that my eyes were shining as I stared at her, the female ghost in red urged shyly and angrily, "Doctor Yang, can you hurry up?" ”