Chapter 20: Cutting off beards

The big yellow dog should have recognized Ge Zhuang, and when he saw him holding the dog's tail in his hand, he approached him with a smile, his ears moved, he stood up and got into the shack with a "zizzle" sound, refusing to come out, and howling in his mouth.

I said, dead fatty, even the big yellow dog knows that you are the Imperial Association Army has entered the village!

Chen Yun urged us not to delay time, not to mention that the village chief has Tai Sui there, if he can take it, we will save ourselves from going to the grave again.

I'm right, don't play with the fat man, the dog knows how to pee, and you don't need to teach it! Let's go, go to the village chief.

As soon as these words fell, I heard the sound of gongs and drums in my ears, and I stood in front of the entrance of the village and squinted my eyes, and saw a mourning procession blowing the locks and walking towards us, and a lot of paper money was scattered on the country road, and a few half-old children took off their pants and urinated on the coffin carrying procession. Crying here, laughing there, it's quite funny.

Ge Zhuang said that he was really unlucky, and as soon as he returned to the village, he saw Niuzigou mourning. Then he shouted at the funeral procession, "Old and young masters, I, Hu Hansan, are back again!" ”

The dead fat man's voice was loud, overshadowing the sound of the mourning lock, I heard him shouting, the mourning team also stopped, I saw clearly that walking in front of the team, the person who was crying in white cloth was the village chief and her daughter-in-law, and she was stunned, and walked quickly around to the team, saying Fat aunt, the village chief is gone?

The fat aunt was teary-eyed but still recognized me, a handful of snot and tears, and said Little pumpkin, you came back just right, the labor force in the village has gone to the county to work, and no one can be found to carry the coffin, a few old men are too hard to carry my man's coffin, can you help us and send him away?

Niang Xipi!

It's really Zhong Kui who wants to marry his sister, just in time for Lord Yama to and fall into the pit, what are you afraid of, it seems that the idea of looking for the village chief to return that small piece of Tai Sui is yellow again!

In the end, it is from the same village, although I have a grudge with the village chief and have been blackmailed by him, but the fat aunt asked for this, and I couldn't bear to refuse, so I shouted to Ge Zhuang to come over and help carry the coffin.

This dead fat man and I carried the same flat pole, walking at the front of the line, the mountain road was difficult to walk, he deliberately stopped his butt from coming, and the rope that tied the coffin also "squeaked", I glared at him, and said Can you be serious?

Ge Zhuang winked at me with a wicked smile, and said that this old turtle grandson made us miserable back then, and 5,000 yuan fell into the dog's mouth, and I still have to serve him on the ground, what's wrong? Jumped out of, made a commotion, and went to the Hades Palace, see where he cried!

I glared at him, angry and funny, this dead fat man's heart was small!

Carrying the coffin into the back mountain, the group moved the coffin and buried it, as if a busy work, when covering the soil, the fat aunt threw herself on the coffin board and howled, the movement was really shaking, what was said, it also made us feel funny, and we almost couldn't hold back our faces and laugh.

"The dead ghost who suffered a thousand knives, the old and unserious ghost who lacks morality, last month you went to the county seat to buy a basket of kidney tonic herbs, why did you close your eyes before you finished eating, and we were left with orphans and widows, who did you ask me to find for kidney tonic medicine......

Ge Zhuang and I couldn't help but be happy, and ran down the mountain with a smile, another melancholy, the village chief is gone, and the half Tai Sui is afraid that he will not come back, and it seems that he has to go to the tomb.

I told Chen Yun everything, she frowned and said it wouldn't be such a coincidence, right? Ge Zhuang grinned and said Sister, don't believe it, why don't I dig out the village chief tonight and let him tell you mouth-to-mouth?

Chen Yun said don't be poor, since the village chief is gone, let's go into the mountains, do you remember that road? I said I knew everything about turning to ashes!

The three of them had to turn around and return to the backwater bay, and found a small boat at the dock, Chen Yun went up to negotiate with the fisherman, spent fifty oceans, rented a boat for a day, threw the equipment on it, and rowed the boat into the turbulent wind slope.

It was still the melodious and lengthy narrow waterway, the winding mountains and valleys, the knife-cut stone walls, and the arm-thick vines, and I suddenly had an illusion, as if the time had returned to the scene three years ago, when I accompanied the scientific expedition team into the chaotic wind slope for the first time.

Ge Zhuang sat on the bow of the boat, paddling barefoot, saying that this broken place is very evil, a few years, the waterway is still so idle, the dragon lord's ass eyes, twisted and twisted, I seeped panic when I entered this broken place.

I said that the rice dumplings under the tomb should have disappeared, are you still worried? Ge Zhuang said that this is not necessarily, the thousand-year-old tomb, I am afraid that the girl will shade the shade, and there is always a cool place for them to hide.

This dead fat man opened his yellow tongue indiscriminately, and I was just about to scold him, but Chen Yun pushed me, pointed to the front and said, "Sima Nan, look, there is a boat ahead!" ”

Got a boat?

I was stunned for a moment, Ge Zhuang also quickly got up from the bow of the boat, tiptoe into the distance, and sure enough, I saw that in the depths of the narrow inlet, there was actually a small boat swaying up and down, the bow of the boat swayed endlessly, with the undulation of the turbulent river, it was fixed by someone with a rope tied to the stone wall, and the other end was the place where we escaped back then.

Ge Zhuang stomped his feet and said that the dog is rippling, this is a truncation of the beard, someone is one step ahead of us! My face jumped, I became a lot more cautious, and turned back to Chen Yun and said, "Back then, when Niuzigou went to the tomb, all the insiders died, how could anyone find the ancient tomb passage here?" ”

Chen Yun was also very puzzled, and suddenly patted her head and talked to me about another person, she said Zhong Quan, do you still remember, after he carried you out, didn't he die? Could it be him?

I said no, Lao Zhong is a decent person, how can he do something like a fight? Chen Yun said that people can change, you can become a gangster, why can't Lao Zhong?

I choked her so much that I couldn't speak, looked back at Ge Zhuang, and said What do you think, is it neat? Ge Zhuang said that there may be Tai Sui under this big tomb, only this thing can save my father's life, and I will go to the tomb to say anything.

I nodded, yes, then I'll accompany you in, but you have to be careful when you go to the tomb this time, we don't have weapons, it's not a good lord to fight, it's good to meet the old clock, if someone else is afraid it won't be so easy to talk.

The two thieves put their hands into a pocket, which is not a good thing, Ge Zhuang's face became much more serious, he kept the wire rope and the sapper shovel on his body, pinned the walkie-talkie to his waist, and turned back to Chen Yun and said, "Sister, you just stay outside to let the wind out, if there is anything inside, we will tell you through the walkie-talkie." ”

Chen Yun handed me a camera and said that if you haven't stepped into the tomb after you go down to the tomb, take a few photos of the murals for me, these things have a little archaeological value.

I said in my heart to pull it down, the tomb has been blown up and sunk a long time ago, and the air inside is circulating, and there are still murals left? But in the end, these equipment were provided by Chen Yun, I didn't say anything, I said don't worry, if I can find any treasures, I will bring them out to you.

Chen Yun looked at Ge Zhuang, who couldn't wait, and nodded with a smile.

After discussing the plan of action, Ge Zhuang and I climbed up along the cracks in the bare stone wall to find the hole where we had escaped, Ge Zhuang found half a cigarette butt at the entrance of the cave, picked it up and said to me a small pumpkin, it seems that this group of people have just entered, and the spittle on the cigarette butt has not dried yet.