Chapter 27: Thirty is too expensive
"Brother Mao!" The remaining two ghosts spoke at the same time, but their yellow-haired brother had disappeared.
The two glanced at each other, took advantage of the gap between Hao Jun and Hao Jun just devouring the yellow hair, swung his stick, killed Hao Jun, and maybe he could get his treasure.
"The way of heaven and earth, there is a law in everything, with my thoughts, forbidden and other bodies, fixed!" Suddenly, a crisp and pleasant female voice sounded, like a heavenly sound in the dark night.
The young man in white couldn't move for an instant, Hao Jun took the opportunity to rush over and knock him to the ground with a punch, and said coldly: "Ling Shiyu, this goods will be given to you!" ”
"Hmph, who wants you to send it, don't come and kneel to thank Ben Mushroom Liang for saving his life!" Ling Shiyu snorted angrily and spit out a cloud of ghostly energy, enveloping the white-clothed young man who fell to the ground in the blink of an eye.
"He's already thanked me for it?" Hao Jun pointed at the young man in white and suddenly turned his head to look at the remaining thin ghost.
"You're the last one!" Hao Jun said, slowly walking towards the thin ghost.
This thin ghost originally rushed up with the young man in white to prepare to kill Hao Jun, but when he saw that the young man in white was suddenly frozen, he felt bad, paused his steps, and watched from the sidelines.
Right now, the young man in white fell to the ground and screamed in pain, but his body was frozen and couldn't move, and he couldn't control his ghostly energy, he was devoured by Ling Shiyu to his heart's content.
Where does the thin ghost still have the courage to stay, turn around and run!
"The way of heaven and earth, there is a law in everything, with my thoughts, forbidden and other bodies, fixed!" The beautiful female ghost repeats her old tricks, and this time it's the turn of the thin ghost.
Hao Jun's relics lost their green circle and disappeared again, he opened his mouth and spit out, and a large cloud of ghost qi shrouded the thin ghost's head.
"Ahh I'm just hired, please let me go, I've got money, I can give you money! "The thin ghost can't wait to die, and tries his best to fight for a chance to live.
"Thank you, brother, you are so good, since you are so good, how can I be willing to let you leave me?" Hao Jun suddenly smiled cheaply and said affectionately.
"Hey, I said Hao Jun, don't be disgusting here, okay!" Ling Shiyu heard Hao Jun's words, and suddenly felt like goosebumps, and even began to doubt Hao Jun's life.
After a fierce battle, Hao Jun picked up the dark coins on the ground and muttered, "Nima's still says that if he has money, it will be less than two hundred." ”
"Hao Jun stinky boy, where did you hide my relics, let me not sleep soundly!" Uncle Snail suddenly complained, and kept rolling in Hao Jun's mind, very fast, like a Hot Wheels.
Hao Jun looked at the extremely fast spinning threads on his volute in disbelief, and almost fainted.
"Nima, is this still a snail?" He hurriedly retracted his thoughts, stopped paying attention to the old naughty old man, and said angrily: "It's my business, why do I want to ask where it died?" ”
By this time, the graves of the Huangmao guys had disappeared from the wilderness graveyard, and they were still neighbors, and it seemed that they were pulled together by the Huangmao after they arrived in the underworld.
Near the cemetery where the yellow hair disappeared, there were three ghosts who were often bullied by them, standing by their graves, silently thanking the unsung heroes who avenged them.
In the wilderness cemetery outside the ghost town, the management of law and order is much lower, mainly relying on their own skills, or hiding in the cemetery, the cemetery is absolutely safe, because of this, so the ghost town does not spend much effort to maintain order outside the city, it is simply a chaotic small rivers and lakes.
Suddenly, the relics in Hao Jun's mind appeared again, and a green circle of light was once again wrapped around them.
"Great, my relics are back!" The old man finally stopped rolling and suddenly cheered.
Hao Jun hurriedly reminded: "What yours?" That's my goodness, do you want this old face? ”
"Isn't yours mine? Look at your memory, you said to let you less, hey, it's young on..."
"Shut up!"
The conversation between Hao Jun and Uncle Snail in her mind, Ling Shiyu couldn't hear it at all, if she heard it, she would definitely ask Hao Jun if he was secretly masturbating.
Hao Jun secretly observed the relics in his mind, and the amount of green was estimated to drive the colorful relics three times. I couldn't help but say, "Great, I can do it about three times again!" ”
"Fight hard against four nasty ghosts, and get one thousand eight, oh, these nine hundred are for you!" Hao Jun walked over and handed the money to Ling Shiyu.
Ling Shiyu didn't take the money, but her face was a little cold, and she glared at Hao Jun with a strange look: "What did you just say that you can do it three times?" ”
"Ah, no, nothing!" Hao Jun said that as soon as he put nine hundred yuan into Ling Shiyu's hand, he was about to leave!
"Stop!" Ling Shiyu saw Hao Jun say to leave, and suddenly shouted, she said that Hao Jun was a "mother" in the morning, thinking that Hao Jun was still angry with her.
"What's wrong?" Hao Jun turned back inexplicably.
Ling Shiyu suddenly changed to a concerned look: "Look at it, your clothes are all torn, go in and change your clothes!" ”
Hao Jun saw that it was time to change, or his mother would be distressed when she saw it.
"Do you still have men's clothes in your boudoir?" Hao Jun looked at Ling Shiyu with a face full of surprise.
"Look at you, what kind of eyes are these. Originally, I bought it for Ling Dongnan, but since he didn't have this blessing, he will cheapen you now? Ling Shiyu pouted.
A moment later, Hao Jun and Ling Shiyu entered the boudoir of the luxurious tomb.
"Ahh Such precious clothes, you are willing to wear them for me! ”
"What's reluctant, I hate Ling Dongnan for deliberately sending him such ugly clothes. What about you? You're no better, all the way, huh! ”
"Oh, thank you!"
"Well, no!"
"Oh!"
"Hmm."
"Eh, I said Ling Shiyu, I'm going to change my clothes, why don't you go out yet?"
"Actually, I want to see how the ghost changes his clothes."
"Roll~~"
Ling Shiyu scurried out of the tomb.
After a while, Hao Jun appeared leisurely beside her, a set of gray summer suits and sportswear, instantly full of youthful vitality, and it was not worth his life.
"Wow, that's handsome!" Ling Shiyu secretly praised in her heart, but slandered her: "It's so ugly, it's not disgusting to Ling Dongnan, but it's disgusting to you." Should! It's not in vain that I spent tens of thousands of dollars.
"Uh, why do I think that's cool? I feel that my spirit is a little better than before, it is simply a rich and handsome re-emergence of the rivers and lakes, I can't imagine that Ling Dongnan's figure is maintained so perfectly! Hao Jun praised himself.
"Cut, ugly people make a lot of trouble!"
Ling Shiyu snorted coldly, and said softly in a blink of an eye: "Hao Jun, I want to eat skewers!" ”
"Okay, that's fine!"
Ling Shiyu was overjoyed and was about to step forward to lead the way, but Hao Jun still had the next sentence: "But there is still something to do today, so I'll leave first!" ”
"Humph!" Ling Shiyu was sulking.
Hao Jun had already walked briskly towards the cemetery in the east of the city. He was still in a hurry to get the money home and renew the cemetery fee for his mother, seeing that it was so late, his mother must be worried about his safety.
"Eh, you..."Ling Shiyu suddenly raised her hand and shouted.
Hao Jun turned his head: "What's wrong again?" ”
"You, you, aren't you going to spend the night here?" Ling Shiyu thought that Hao Jun had nowhere to go, and he had to spend money to get to the city, and the environment was really not good.
"Do you charge anything?" Hao Jun suddenly laughed.
"Uh.." Ling Shiyu was stunned for a moment, this is to say that there is no money, the lonely man and the widow seem to be a little difficult to speak.
Although Hao Jun has also lived, and there is no physical desire among the ghosts, but the situation forced him two days ago, and he also tacitly agreed. But this damn Hao Jun is now asking.
"Just thirty." Ling Shiyu stretched out three slender fingers and said casually.
"Really, a broken desk still charges thirty..."The latter words were inaudible, because Hao Jun had already walked away.
"Your sister's Hao Jun, Hao Cheap!"
Ling Shiyu gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, as if for a moment, she felt lost...