Don't buy anything if you don't have money!

After this sentence was said, Lu Yu felt refreshed, especially when he saw Nick Fury's black face blackened, it was even more refreshing, this incident told him that it was really cool to pretend to be forced to let go in front of others.

So he decided to pretend to be forced in the future and make himself more refreshed.

Lu Xun, a great man in Chinese history, once said that life is short, and it is time to be happy.

What he meant by saying this was to exhort everyone: This life is bitter and short, and it has been very hard, so you must pretend to be forced in time to make yourself refreshed.

Lu Yu has always admired Lu Xun, so Lu Yu has always done what he said.

For example, Lu Xun said that studying medicine could not save Master C, Lu Yu deleted his parents and parents, and Lu Xun said that the team battle could be lost, and Timo had to die, so he beat the other party Timo to death, and the game experience of Timo on the opposite side was extremely poor, and he scolded his mother in the voice.

Now that Lu Xun said that life is too short and happy in time, Lu Yu feels that he has to pretend to be forced more.

Of course, it's not about pretending to be forced now.

Pretending to be forced is a very technical job, first of all, this forced can not be pretended to be small, pretending to be small will appear too small, and secondly, this forcing can not be too cliché, like those who wave money to buy a house and buy a car, there are too many people to pretend, more, that is, cliché, so he wants to pretend to be forced, it must be pretending to be a fresh and refined force, and finally, this force can not be pretended to be too disgusting, and the disgusting force is called stupid.

But it can't be done without props in this kind of force, although he has a divine light stick, but the thought of having to bear a debt of 70 billion after transforming into Ultraman Tiga is a toothache.

So he planned to wait until he got something good from the big turntable before coming out and pretending to be forced.

Multiply!

The car stopped suddenly, and Nick Fury said with a grim expression, "Get out of the car." ”

Lu Yu: "......." ”

Aren't you just pretending to be a wave? Are you so stingy?

He also drove me out of the car, and believe it or not, I turned around and posted the fact that the glass of wine you drank was Natasha spitting out on Facebook.

Nick Fury: "You're here. ”

……

Lu Xun said that when Lori was good, he definitely didn't think about what to do after Lori fell asleep.

Originally, he took little Lori Wanda home, and when he saw that she was asleep, he threw her on the bed, and he spread a mat on the ground and made a bunk, so it stands to reason that he could sleep beautifully, but in the middle of the night, Wanda began to make a fuss.

first talked about his mother in his sleep, and then rolled around on the bed, waking him up directly.

He went up to cover her with the quilt, and when he saw that she was quieter, he lay down, but as soon as he squinted, the little Lori made a fuss again, and she was calling her mother and father over and over on the bed, her little face turned pale, and fine beads of sweat covered her forehead.

He had no choice but to get up and turn on the fan for her, and find soft pure music from the Internet to play.

Slowly, Wanda fell asleep.

Lu Yu gently put Wanda on the bed, while he lay on the mat, but he was not sleepy.

He simply got up, walked to the kitchen and turned on the faucet, put the water out and washed his face, and then summoned the system, "System, I want a lottery." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a large turntable the size of a façade appeared in front of him.

"It's really available." Lu Yu asked in surprise, "Don't you want to sleep?" ”

The system said disdainfully: "Have you ever seen your computer to sleep?" ”

Lu Yu: "I've seen it, wasn't it sleeping when it was turned off?" ”

System: "....... ”

Thinking that he couldn't sleep now anyway, Lu Yu decided to talk nonsense with the system, "System, can I ask you a question?" ”

"Say." System Channel.

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"Get out."

"That's wrong, in fact, what I'm asking is what do you want money for?"

This is what Lu Yu doesn't understand the most, the ability of the system can completely print dollars by himself, as long as there are more machines, 100 billion or 1 trillion a day can be printed, why let him open a supermarket here to sell things and make money.

"It works." System Channel.

Lu Yu had a curious expression on his face, "What's the use?" ”

Could it be that the whole universe is speaking Chinese, but in fact, the whole universe is using the US dollar?

"Secret."

Lu Yu was even more curious, "Then why don't you print your own dollars?" With your technology, it's not hard to print dollars. ”

"It's not difficult, but it's just waste paper." System Channel.

"Well, there's one more question, when will I be able to draw Doraemon."

"Next life."

Lu Yu: "......." ”

He felt that he had received 10,000 tons of critical damage from the system, and as the Emperor of Europe, he decided to prove himself.

He put his hand on the big turntable and pressed it, and directly set up a flag: "I don't want any other goods except Doraemon." ”

The hands on the large turntable rotate, and it turns around a wide variety of goods, and finally rests on a cloud of silvery metal.

Ding dong......

With a crisp sound, the system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for drawing the Terminator T-X." ”

"The Terminator T-X, produced on Earth in the future (Terminator), is a highly intelligent work, and its powerful camouflage capabilities and intelligence-gathering capabilities make it shine in the field of special operations."

"Sale price: $3 million, 1 unit per day."

Not Doraemon?

But the Terminator T-X is not bad.

Lu Yumei thought that although the Terminator T-X and Doraemon are not comparable, but as a robot carefully designed and built by Skynet, the Terminator T-X can be called a generation of masterpieces, and its alloy endoskeleton + super-density armor + liquid metal structure makes it have a strong repair ability in addition to strong defense.

Coupled with its collection of appearance mimicry, local deformation, electromagnetic shock, plasma cannon, information intrusion and other capabilities, the Terminator T-X can be called the Terminator of the Terminator.

"Didn't you say you don't want anything but Doraemon?" The system asked.

"It's just a flag, you really take it seriously."