Chapter 234: Flying Immortal Hairpin (6)
The prince's smile stiffened on his face, and he asked in disbelief, "Weixiu, what did you say?" ”
Min Weixiu sighed again, "You don't know about me?" You gave me a big red bronzing plum blossom skirt, and the next day you sent Liu Luan a royal blue silver silk flying crane skirt, and took me to Fan Lou today, and tomorrow I will change that Liu Luan. ”
The prince's face changed, the official family was indecided, and he had no choice but to leave and right.
"Cousin, you also watched me grow up, I eat and martial arts, and I speak like thunder...... If you really like me, can you watch me starve into Kaifeng's first thin waist? This position of the crown princess, Liu Luan doesn't want it, and I don't want it either. When I say this, I am justified and do not feel that I owe you the slightest. ”
The prince opened his mouth, not knowing what to say!
Seeing through it or not saying it, it is the code of conduct for adults, Min Weixiu, are you a three-year-old girl?
Min Weixiu actually doesn't remember what happened to Liu Luan, maybe it was because of a piece of mung bean cake.
But it doesn't matter, a little lady of this age, isn't it that you are so enchanting when you wear maple sugar red today, and tomorrow I will wear my aunt's blood to show off your face.
You are the crown princess today, and I will be the queen concubine tomorrow......
Min Weixiu thought for a moment and shuddered, "Your Highness, may I ask if Liu Luan is going to enter the palace to be your father's concubine?" ”
The prince's face was black and red for a while, and he really felt that the ditch he and Min Weixiu only saw was deeper than the well water!
Min Weixiu doesn't want to be the crown princess, it's hard for him to stay here with a hot face and a cold ass!
His figure flickered, and his whole body disappeared.
Jiang Yanzhi on the side, he was happy and surprised.
Happily, Weixiu has never liked the prince!
Surprised, Weixiu shouldn't like Liu Luan, right? Look at Anxi again......
Jiang Yanzhi trembled, no, no, Weixiu must only like him!
Before he could finish thinking about it, he saw a little fat man appear in front of Min Weixiu!
Jiang Yanzhi couldn't wait to rush up and pull out Min Weixiu's hairpin, and stepped on the ground a few times, where is this king so fat!
Obviously, he is just a slightly rounded good fat man, a fourteen-year-old boy, which one doesn't look like a rice ball, with smooth skin and smooth flesh, is it difficult for him to lose weight out of the old chrysanthemum folds?
And Min Weixiu rubbed her eyebrows strangely, and when she saw "Jiang Yanzhi" coming, she grinned, "Why did you come, did you buy fried chestnuts with sugar?" ”
"Jiang Yanzhi" nodded, "I bought it, when I was passing by, I asked about the fragrance of the roast chicken, so I brought back two, and it was accompanied by plum wine, but Xiu, you come and eat." ”
Min Weixiu's eyes lit up, "This roast chicken is good, but why did you come back so quickly?" Let's talk about the case! ”
"Jiang Yanzhi" was stunned, "Isn't it good for me to come back soon?" What case? ”
When the roast chicken came to his mouth, Min Weixiu put it down again.
"What is the difference between a person being strangled to death and hanging himself?"
"Jiang Yanzhi" was stunned, isn't this hairpin specially used for love, how does he know what the difference is!
Min Weixiu frowned, and asked again, "How long will it take for the corpse to decay when it is buried in the soil in summer?" How long does it take for a winter day to rot? ”
"Jiang Yanzhi" naturally didn't know, and wanted to guess a few numbers randomly, but he was worried that he would guess wrong.
Min Weixiu clenched her fists silently, and then asked, "Is it to break your neck, and you will die quickly?" Or do you die quickly by cutting your throat with a knife? ”
"Is it to punch you to death, you are more uncomfortable? Or will it be more uncomfortable for you to turn you into a eunuch and let you bleed to death? ”
"Jiang Yanzhi" took a few steps back, and he was already sweating......
How does this little lady fall in love on weekdays, so cruel!
Could it be that he has been hiding in the hairpin for so many years, and he has completely fallen behind...... What a scary question!
"The ......"
Before he finished speaking, Min Weixiu had already kicked the key part of "Jiang Yanzhi", and before he could scream, the whole person disappeared completely!
Min Weixiu shook her legs in disgust, "You dare to pretend to be Jiang Yanzhi and come here to cheat on General Ben!" Hum! Anxi, get me shoes to change, it's too dirty......"
Not only Jiang Yanzhi, but all the men in the room couldn't help but clamp their legs and squeeze towards the door.
Min Weisi glanced at Jiang Yanzhi sympathetically, poor baby, there will be no shadow from now on, right......
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Min Weixiu coughed, took off the hairpin on her head, spread her hands, and said, "After watching this girl's six scenes, don't you give some reward?" ”
The eldest princess of Lin'an walked up in surprise, "Weixiu, are you okay?" gave birth to a daughter like you, A-Niang is so proud! ”
Min Weixiu raised her head proudly, "It's all A-Niang's good birth!" Haha, the three kings, you see if I'm powerful, and suddenly I found out that person was pretending to be you. Do you know how I found out? ”
Jiang Yanzhi trembled, "What...... How...... How do you know? ”
"You went to buy fried chestnuts with sugar, how could you come back so quickly? Why do you have to encounter a murder tragedy on the way! That man doesn't know how good you are! ”
"Wei Xiu!" Jiang Yanzhi was a little indignant, "We get along day and night, haven't you noticed that that person is fatter than me?" ”
Min Weixiu looked at Jiang Yanzhi from head to toe, "Don't you know?" You will gain ten pounds after the New Year's Festival, you are no longer Jiang Yanzhi before the New Year's Festival......"
Jiang Yanzhi's face turned red, and he hurriedly changed the topic, "Weixiu, look at that hairpin!" ”
Min Weixiu nodded, spread out his palm, and everyone took a look, only to see that there were several cracks on the flying fairy hairpin that were visible to the naked eye, obviously because of Min Weixiu's toughness, this hairpin had been broken.
Min Weixiu just wanted to throw away the hairpin, when she heard Jiang Yanzhi say, "Aren't you coming out yet?" Want this king to beat you out? ”
Min Weixiu only felt a cold wind blowing in front of her, and goosebumps suddenly stood up.
I saw a woman in her thirties appear in front of her, she was stretching her waist, looking around ecstatically, as soon as she saw Min Weixiu, her smile immediately stiffened on her face, a little away from her.
"Although I am very grateful to you for getting me out of trouble, but you are so unreasonable, life is full of forests, why hang yourself on a fat tree?"
Jiang Yanzhi pulled Min Weixiu behind him, "You are Wan Niangzi, why are you in the hairpin?" Scourge the little lady, isn't it fun? ”
Wan Niangzi shook her head, "I can't help it." When I was about to die, my six husbands decided to die with me, and the seven of us drank Heding Hong, and we had no regrets in this life. Unexpectedly, I woke up again and found myself sealed in a hairpin by a little Taoist priest who hated because of love. ”
Min Weixiu was shocked, "It's not enough for you to have six husbands, and you are going to harm other people's little Taoist priests!" It's outrageous! ”
Wan Niangzi's face turned strange, "That little Taoist priest doesn't take a fancy to me, it's my husband......"