Chapter 85: Brother Code (Ask for Recommendation Votes!)
TBBT Apartments.
"Ahem, ahem. β
Owen coughed for a while before he recovered and looked at Leonard with a strange look: "I'm sorry, you say it again, what do you want me to do?"
Leonard was closer to a normal person, and when he saw Owen's reaction, the residual shame in his heart suddenly exploded, and he sat there awkwardly rubbing his hands, unable to say anything.
"He wants you to soak Penny, and then find the right time to dump her and let him take over and experience the joy of beastly rehabilitation applause. β
The obscene Howard didn't have any worries and answered Owen directly.
"I'm serious about Penny. β
Seeing Owen's stunned look, Leonard deliberately emphasized.
"If you're a prodigal, I'll understand a little better......"
Owen muttered to himself, and suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched: "You were so enthusiastic about Jamie before, and you were so disappointed that Jamie left, could it be that this is the idea?"
"No!"
βyesοΌβ
"Of course!"
Three voices, two completely different answers, you don't have to think about it to know, it is Leonard who denies a little shame, and it is Howard and Rajesh who admit it.
βholy shitοΌβ
Owen scolded, defeated by this group of people, and said in his heart: "The idea of geniuses is really different from us mortals, and this kind of restrictive scene actually appeared in front of me again......"
Don't look at Owen's current intelligence is the same as Sheldon's, up to the limit value lv5+, he is a genius among geniuses, but his three views are still cultivated in his previous life, and he is really unacceptable to Leonard and their 'genius idea β’ mp4'.
"Guys, we're going to talk!"
Owen sat up straight, his face grim.
"I'm sorry, Owen, they were joking......"
Leonard was a little flustered, he knew that their ideas were a little shameless, and he had only rationally analyzed the possibility and success rate before, but he had forgotten the emotional attributes attached to this kind of thing.
"Listen, there are many rules of operation in this world, which are as unshakable as the truth formulas of mathematical physics!"
Owen interrupted Leonard with a wave of his hand, and said solemnly: "And the law of brothers is one of the most important ones!"
"The law of brothers?"
The three Leonards were drawn to Owen's words.
"Not bad. β
Owen walked to the desk, worked on Leonard's notebook for a while, opened a document, and said to Leonard and the three: "This code of brothers records the basic rules that brothers should abide by, and brothers should obey them. β
"Rule 28: When a woman and a daughter beat each other, you must notify your brother in time to come and watch. β
Howard read, "Haha, that's interesting. β
"Look at this one!"
Rajesh also said excitedly: "Law 110: If a brother is taking a sister, then the brother should do everything he can to help him succeed!"
Whew!
The three of Howard looked at Owen in unison, and the meaning was obvious, this one seemed to coincide with their genius idea......
"Brothers, don't just look below, look here!"
When the document was pulled back up, Owen reminded: "Rule No. 1: Brother's girlfriend or boyfriend, don't touch it!"
"What about an ex-girlfriend?"
Howard cleverly spotted the question: "What about passionate Italian female friends?"
"Theoretically, ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends do not fall within the scope of the first law of the brotherly code. β
Owen laughed, "But I suggest that you take the initiative to expand the scope of the first law to cover ex-girlfriends and passionate Italian female friends." β
"Why?"
The three Leonard asked in unison.
Their three views are completely Western-style, in their opinion, after the breakup, the ex-girlfriend can choose to be with whomever she wants, even if it is with her good friends, it doesn't matter, of course, it is a little embarrassing at first, but slowly you will get used to it!
This is not the case with an ex-girlfriend, not to mention an enthusiastic Italian female friend!
"Think about this scene!"
Owen didn't answer directly, but began to describe the picture: "When you are making out with a girl, there are countless little Howard all over the girl's body, standing or lying on their stomachs, looking at you with a smile, and saying to you: This is the position I have captured, can you still talk about it?"
"Haha, that's interesting......"
Rajesh's first reaction was to laugh, and then in the strange eyes of everyone, he lowered his head and explained in disguise: "I mean~"
"Gross!"
Leonard retched, his imagination far superior to that of most geniuses, and with Owen's words, he vividly painted the scene, which immediately made him extremely sick.
"I don't care......"
Howard shrugged.
"shut up!"
Leonard only felt that the countless little Howard shaking in front of him became more and more clear and obscene, and he couldn't help but shout.
"Got it now, right?"
Owen laughed.
"Understood. β
Leonard said weakly.
"Don't worry, Leonard, I have a hunch that if you persevere, you'll end up with Penny. β
Owen said comfortingly.
"Really?"
Leonard clearly didn't believe in himself.
In fact, when he and Penny have been in love for many years, and even after they got married, when they went to the otaku gathering place, they had to ask Penny to take the newspaper of the day and take a selfie to prove that he was really close to the blonde beauty in front of him......
"Yes. β
Owen smiled: "This is a special ability that I have gained in the process of interacting with girls over the years, whether you are possible or not, I can see at a glance." β
"Wow!
Howard and Rajesh exclaimed.
"What about me?"
"And me?"
"You can!"
Owen quipped, "You can live very fast without women...... Hahaha, just kidding, you don't have a goal now, how do I know if it's possible for you!"
"Haha, Owen, you're so funny!"
Howard pointed at Owen with an embarrassed smile.
"Hehe~"
Rajesh bowed his head a little weakly.
"But Penny has a boyfriend now?"
Leonard thought of Owen's record, instinctively believed in Owen's 'superpowers', and a smile appeared on his face, but he was still entangled.
"That's not a boyfriend, it's just a rehab product. β
Owen waved his hand and said, "All you need now is to wait for the opportunity, and before that, if your hormones are about to explode, you can follow Penny's example and find someone to deal with the emergency first, which may also stimulate Penny and become a catalyst for your relationship." β
"Stimulate Penny, what does that mean?"
Leonard humbly asks for advice.
"Women are more sensitive in terms of feelings, and their possessiveness is no worse than that of men!"
Owen smiled: "The way you look at Penny is so red, how can she not know what you mean, she just deliberately pretends not to know." β
"That's right!"
"Quite right!"
Howard and Rajesh chimed in: "It's too old-fashioned for you to take her letters every day and then approach her under the pretext of a delivery error. β
"Yes, you've shown enough courtship. β
Owen affirmed: "She didn't respond, it's time to pause, let her lose a little, believe me, this is definitely a great thing for you, whether you can become a lucky dog or not depends on your choice!"