I, Thor, am not the dog.

At this time, Thor just wanted to scream hard.

Ever since he had that dog, he felt that everything was not going well, and it didn't matter if he didn't win the fight, even his female ticket liked that dog more than he liked himself.

Like the last time in S.H.I.E.L.D., Jane took a bag of snacks and called Thor, Thor, to eat, he thought he was calling himself, and he ran over, only to find out that it was the dog.

He was in a state of uproar.

"I said, can you change the name of your dog?" Thinking that his female ticket often holds that dog, and the family status is -1, Thor's expression is a little subtle.

Na...... Thor, why is your face so bitter?

Could it be that your recent relationship with Jane is not sexually blissful?

Lu Yu's brain was open, but he didn't think about it right, if the relationship between Thor and Jane was not sexually happy, then he should go to Tony, why did he ask me to change the dog's name? Could it be that my dog can still get in the way of your sexual well-being?

Although he couldn't figure it out, it didn't prevent him from refusing, "The name of the person is obtained by the person, and the name of the dog is obtained by the father of the dog, and I have no right to change it." ”

"And who's its dad?" Thor asked without hesitation.

He was going to go to the dog's father and ask him to change the dog's name, and if he didn't, he would reason with him with a hammer.

"This ......." Lu Yu hesitated a little, the whole universe knew that Thor's father was Odin, but he couldn't say it, it was to provoke the relationship between father and son, so he rolled his eyes and came up with a rhetoric, "Its father's name is Hong Qigong." ”

"Where is he?" Thor asked.

Do you believe me when I say another universe?

What, don't believe it?

Then I'......

"I don't know." Lu Yu said.

"I really don't know?"

"I really don't know." Lu Yu glanced at Odin.

I don't tell you if I know.

I'm afraid your dad will beat me.

Kelly watched the two of them gag and put her own business aside and didn't mention it, thinking that she could go, right?

So she was going to go.

As a result, as soon as I moved, I felt that my heart was about to be pierced by some sharp weapon.

Looking again, Odin didn't know when he had already recovered his gungun.

, can the old lady not move?

Odin ignored her, he held the gun of Gungnir in one hand, and looked in the other direction with one eye, "Since the ancient mage is here, why doesn't he show up?" ”

"We had an agreement that you would not be allowed to set foot on Earth unless it was a major event, and now you have broken the agreement."

The space around them changed rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, a group of people were moved into subspace by the Ancient One.

Then, she walked out in her big black robe, which she knew was a villain at a glance, "Say, Odin, what is the purpose of your coming to Earth?" Don't tell me you're just trying to fix your son being scammed. ”

If you want to solve it, you can just shoot it to death.

, say that the old lady is a liar? I'm telling you that it's responsible for spreading rumors.

Kelly glanced at the Ancient One mage and swallowed back the words.

You don't need to feel her breath, just by the means of silently moving people to another dimension, you know that even if you go to the Arad continent several times, you can't find a magician who can fight with her.

The other world is too dangerous, and I want to go back to the continent of Arad.

Kelly screamed silently.

"Agreed......." Odin's face showed an expression of unbearable looking back at the moonlight.

Back then, the Frost Giant's hometown was bombed, so Laufey, the King of the Frost Giants, ran to Earth with the remnants of his clansmen.

But although the earth has a beautiful environment and a pleasant climate, it can't stand people's frost giants like to live in places dozens of degrees below zero to play with ice.

So Laufey, the King of the Frost Giants, proposes that we transform Earth into an icy planet?

The remaining frost giants said: Roar, roar, this idea roars, we want cold, we want frost.

So Laufey, the king of the Frost Giants, took out the artifact Ice Demon Box and froze the earth in one go.

But they were happy, but the Aesirs led by Odin were not happy.

Odin thought to himself, I was originally a dog resort with beautiful natural scenery, but it turned out to be transformed into a refrigerator by you, the earth is dozens of degrees below zero all year round, and the dogs raised by labor and management are about to be frozen to death by you, do you build it?

He went to question Laufey, and asked him, who was in the hall, and why did he freeze the king's dog to death?

Laufey said very stiffly: I will freeze your dog to death, and I will not accept the battle.

Odin looks, ouch, you're a dick.

So Odin, who loves dogs, led the Aesir Protoss and the Frost Giants to start a big battle on Earth, and drove the Frost Giants out of the Earth.

Originally, the story had ended here.

Odin won the battle and successfully protected his dog, which also made the name of the protector of the Nine Realms of the Aesir Protoss more and more loud, but his actions caused a dissatisfaction among one person.

That person was the Supreme Mage Ancient One.

As a cat lover, the ancient one hated dogs, because cats and dogs have not been separated since ancient times, there are cats and no dogs, and there are dogs and no cats.

So the Ancient One and Odin fought.

Originally, the strength of the two of them was half a catty, and even Gu Yi was a little weaker, but the problem was that she was bald...... Ah, no, it's the problem that she has the Eye of Agamotto, this is read as the Eye of Agamotto, and the artifact of writing the Time Gem is quite scoundrel, no matter how many times you win, you will be reversed by time, and you will fight again from the beginning, but Odin can detect the traces of time reversal.

So Odin finally announced that labor and management would not play with you after winning hundreds of times, and you would let me lose.

Since then, the Nine Realms have been ruled by the Aesir Protoss, but the other eight kingdoms are really ruled by Odin, and the earth is ruled by Odin, although it is not independent, but it is no different from the country within a country, and it is quite a kind of meaning that Odin and dogs are not allowed to enter.

Alas...... I miss Odin, I've been fighting opponents all my life, how did I end up with such a scoundrel opponent?

Shaking his head to shake the unbearable past out of his mind, Odin began to get down to business, "Thanos (Thanos) said that when my twilight falls, he will personally come to Earth to retrieve the Infinity Stones. ”

"And I feel like my twilight is coming." Odin said worriedly.

Thanos wants to snap his fingers and give love to family planning, but others don't know, but isn't he clear yet?

That's why he's worried.

After all, he has two sons and a daughter, and the standard superbirth.

When the time comes, he will have to be fined.

He was distressed to confiscate the disobedient daughter, he was distressed to confiscate the son he picked up, and he was even more distressed to punish the biological son for confiscating him, because then he would be desperate, so he came to see if there was any three-child policy that could keep his son and daughter.