Chapter 249: Yu Banxian, who loves to brag
In a daze, I didn't know how long I had been asleep, until I heard the sound of the porter being opened, and I rubbed my eyes and woke up.
The person who came was Huang Jiaxin, and said to me with a smile: "Dinner is ready, let's go downstairs to eat." ”
"There's Miss Lao Huang." I said politely, and then looked up at the clock on the wall, and it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.
At this moment, Yu Banxian was lying beside me, snoring loudly.
"Lao Yu, wake up quickly, it's time to eat." I nudged him gently with my hand.
I didn't know that this old guy slept like a dead pig, I didn't push him, I pushed him, my mouth chattered a few times, turned over and left me only a back, and, my brain wandered out of the world, and my mouth began to talk nonsense.
"Widow of the Wang family, you are old and decayed, come, don't be shy, let me kiss one."
"Wow, sister of the Sun family, your breasts are really big enough, I am dazzled to see it, let me drink some of your pure milk......"
"Oh, the old man has lived for such a long time, and it is the first time I have met a wronged leader like Huang Qihua, who is stupid and has a lot of money."
"Although this old lady Huang is a little older, she has a rich face, and her skin is also very good, which is very ...... to my taste."
"The old man has a dignified appearance, handsome and extraordinary, if he seduces Mrs. Huang with beauty, it will definitely be a matter of course, and when the time comes, I will have another upside down door......"
"Haha! Rejoice! Once I join the Huang family, won't Huang Qihua have to call me a father, rich, rich......"
As soon as Yu Banxian's dream words came out, my face suddenly changed. Huang Jiaxin was shocked, and there was silence in the room for an instant...... Left, Yu Banxian's heartless snoring sound. 258 Juwen
Ten minutes later.
The three of us went downstairs and came to the restaurant on the first floor.
When passing by the hall, I took a special look, and now the two black earth dogs were already tied to the coffin, and nodded with satisfaction, the bodyguard named Ah Hao is good, and the work efficiency is very fast.
After entering the restaurant, the table was already full of wine and food, Huang Qihua, Mrs. Huang, and Xiaoli had been sitting on the chairs and waiting for a long time.
"I'm sorry, I've overslept, so I'll keep you waiting." After Yu Banxian sat down, he said to them apologetically.
Mrs. Huang smiled kindly: "What the master said, you are a guest from afar, don't be restrained, just treat this place as your own home." ”
"Boss Huang, can you eat? The chief hasn't eaten for a day, and he's very hungry. ”
I couldn't be polite to them, so I pulled a chair and sat down, and asked with a big grin.
Huang Qihua has changed his attitude towards me and Yu Banxian since he saw my skills, and he is not as arrogant and rude as before, so he hurriedly got up and said: "Master has worked hard, I specially arranged for the chef to prepare this banquet for you, and I have to rely on your help in the evening." ”
As he spoke, he poured a glass of wine and respectfully handed it to me.
"Well said, well said." I casually responded, picked up my chopsticks, and gobbled it up.
When the others saw that I was using chopsticks, they also started eating.
After a while, the dinner table was lively.
Mrs. Huang had a very small amount of food, and after eating a few bites, she went upstairs to rest.
As for Xiaoli, because the injury to the back of her head was not yet well, and she was frightened, she really had no appetite, so she just took a few bites of food, and hurriedly said goodbye and returned to her room.
Then, there were only four of us left in the restaurant, Huang Qihua, Yu Banxian, me, and Huang Jiaxin.
Before I knew it, I had already drunk three rounds.
Huang Qihua and Yu Banxian both drink alcohol, and they both drink a lot of alcohol, and they meet opponents for a while, and after a few catties of liquor, the two of them begin to drink alcohol, and their tongues are knotted when they speak.
I saw Yu Banxian hugging Huang Qihua's neck, gesturing with both hands, and blowing foam.
"Big brother, it's not my brother I'll blow it to you, the ghosts in this world, who doesn't know the prestige of my Yu Banxian, whether it is a ghost, a demon, a hanged ghost, or even a ghost, as long as I make a move, it must be a river and a sea, the wind and clouds will change, and the mountains and rivers will be swallowed...... Oops, that scared them so many little ghosts, it's really a fart, five bodies to the ground! ”
Huang Qihua was coldly sprayed with saliva and rice dregs on his face, and he didn't care, he wiped it indiscriminately, and said drunkenly: "The master is really powerful, the tiger body is shocked, and all the ghosts surrender!" I am deeply impressed under it! ”
"Haha."
Yu Banxian became more and more proud, and laughed loudly: "This is nothing, when I was young, I was as beautiful as Song Yu, I looked like Pan An, and my talent was comparable to Tang Bohu. ”
"It's not an old bragging, the matchmaker who came to my house to talk about the matchmaker almost stepped on the threshold, and all the young ladies from big families lined up to be picked by me ......"
When Huang Qihua heard this, he couldn't help scratching his head and asked, "But now you are clearly living alone?" I went to your paper shop a few days ago, and I didn't see your wife? ”
Hearing this, Yu Banxian looked stunned, and then waved his hand and said, "What do you know?" I've always been lofty-minded, and I'm not so interested in beauty, so I'm still unmarried. My life's energy is to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and help the world and save people! ”
"Oh, the master is really a master, your great spirit of selfless dedication is really a model for my generation to learn, come, I must respect you."
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I saw Yu Banxian running the train with his mouth full, bluffing Huang Qihua for a moment, almost laughing, and squirting out rice particles.
At this time, Huang Jiaxin suddenly poked me with her finger and said curiously: "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, what's your name?" ”
"Li Shuangxi." I put away my smile and replied.
However, Huang Jiaxin covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Giggles, Li Shuangxi, the names of the six of you are so earthy." ”
"What's wrong with the names of our big 6 people?"
I was immediately unhappy after hearing this, stared at her and said: "Li Shuangxi, I want to be happy and festive, it's just that you don't know how to appreciate it." Unlike your Hong Kong names, what "Ah Hao", "Ah Keung", "Ah Fei" and "Ah Kang", in my opinion, are simply vulgar and have no meaning at all. ”
"I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing." Huang Jiaxin hurriedly explained: "Double happiness, don't be angry, I was just joking, and I didn't mean to look down on you big 6 people." ”
I glanced at her when I heard this, didn't say anything, and ate the food in front of me by myself.
This Huang Jiaxin is a virtue with his brother, and he is born with a sense of superiority in his bones, and he always feels that he is superior.