If the big guys know that I'm not sure how to deal with Bai Zhuang, just with the guts of these people, they won't be scared to the bottom of the urine, and they will flee in a hurry, and when I am left alone, it will only be a dry stare.

The reason why I said this to Tiezhu is to blow up the cowhide, and first give everyone a shot of heart booster to prevent the female corpse from making a fuss for a while, and they will leave me and run away.

Sure enough, a few villagers were pricking up their ears and listening to my vows, and their originally nervous expressions relaxed, and they began to point to the female corpse and start talking, and the originally tense atmosphere in the house dissipated.

Tie Zhu also made up his mind after listening to me, glanced at the cloth bag on my body, and said with a smile: "Shuangxi, give me your peach wood sword, gossip plate or something, in case you cheat the corpse, I will help you deal with it, and you can resist it for a while." ”

"Then get me a magic weapon too, and I can help too." Erdan's eyes rolled, and he said, "I'm going to open the light." ”

I know the careful thinking of the two of them best, and it sounds good to help me deal with Bai Zhuang, but what I think in my heart is nothing more than that I am afraid that after the corpse, I don't have the weapon in my hand to save my life.

I didn't break the little trick of the two, I laughed, and said: "You two don't think about the things on me, even if you two can't summon them, you can't use it, you have no power, and it's broken copper and iron when you get it, you want to help me?" Hurry up and find something to pick up the urine, and if you cheat the corpse, you will call on her. ”

"Yes, yes, pee that thing can ward off evil spirits."

"Wonderful? Why didn't I forget this stubble, let's hurry up and pick up a pot, maybe we can use it in a while. Hearing this, Tie Zhu and Erdan each slapped their heads, and they looked like they suddenly realized, and hurriedly walked around the room, looking for a vessel to catch urine.

After a while, Tie Zhu held a bucket in his hand, and Erdan carried a jar in his hand, and the two laughed strangely and hid in the corner to catch the pee.

Everyone stared at each other, and then with a bang, they all set out to search for utensils all over the house, unbuttoning their pants and picking up their own urine.

But there are many people and few things, and after all the utensils have been looted, some villagers see that there is nothing to hold urine, and in a hurry, they pick up the cups and teapots that Sun Ergou usually drinks from, and then hide in the corner and make a noise.

For a while, the sound of peeing came and went, and the smell of urine was all over the house, and I was so disgusted that I almost vomited out of my stomach.

I saw that everyone was busy all over the house, frowned, grabbed the arm of a middle-aged uncle and asked, "Tiezhu Erdan takes pee, what are you doing with it?" ”

"Oh, double happiness, you just didn't say that urine can ward off evil spirits, I'll also pick it up, and I'll splash it in case of a corpse." The middle-aged uncle scratched his head and said with a smile.

After listening to what the middle-aged uncle said, I rubbed my forehead helplessly, and the emotional big guys thought that urine could ward off evil spirits, but they didn't know that they were all married, and they had already said goodbye to the body of a child.

And everyone peed in the same room, the smell was already angry, and my tears flowed out, I was afraid that before the female corpse was resurrected, I was not allowed to faint my own people first.

I pinched my nose and hurriedly shouted to everyone: "Stop it, don't be busy, it doesn't work without a child's urine, you guys spilled the urine in a place, this smell is too sassy." ”

"What? I still have to pee on the child, our urine is not good, isn't this a long time in vain? When everyone heard me say this, they immediately sighed, and hurriedly put on their pants with a dejected face.

And Tiezhu and Erdan were triumphant, shook the urine in the jar in their hands, and showed everyone for a while, and everyone who saw it looked envious, with a hint of longing in their eyes, and they couldn't wait to go up immediately to snatch the urine jar and hold it in their arms.

When I saw this scene, I couldn't help but feel a little funny, I didn't expect that at such a critical moment, the yellow and sassy urine would also become a good thing.

After about ten minutes, footsteps sounded outside the courtyard, and Chen Jinghua and his group finally came back looking for something.

After entering the courtyard, a large coffin was lifted by four men and placed in the center of the courtyard, and then Chen Jinghua ran into the house in a hurry with hemp rope and donkey hooves and other items in his arms.

"Double happiness, I've found all the things you want." Chen Jinghua instructed another villager to put something on the ground, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

"Thank you for your hard work, the village chief." I nodded, and then glanced at the ground a few times.

A large basin of black dog blood, gurgling and steaming, obviously just killed, the donkey's hooves were also bloody and had not yet coagulated, and it looked like it had just been cut off from the donkey's legs.

You must know that in this era before the reform and opening up, a dog and a donkey were a lot of assets for farmers, and even some poor families, a donkey was equivalent to most of the family property.

Some farmers even go to work in the field, in order not to make the donkey tired, they set out to pull the plough stick to reclaim the field and let the donkey rest, which shows that a donkey is especially important for farmers.

I don't know Chen Jinghua, which villager got these things, it seems that in order to deal with Bai Zhuang, he really made a lot of money.

But then again, property is important, but human life is not as important, and giving up these properties can contain zombies, which can be regarded as ruining wealth and eliminating disasters.

Time was pressing, and I didn't have time to ask where these things came from, so I picked up the hemp rope on the ground and threw it into the dog's blood basin to soak, and then called a few people to let everyone carry the female corpse into the coffin in the center of the courtyard.

After placing the female corpse, I picked up the bloody donkey's hoof, broke her mouth and stuck it vertically, and then patted her chin and closed it, and the female corpse bit the donkey's hooves tightly in her mouth.

I used the donkey's hooves to gagged her because it had the effect of warding off evil spirits, and this had the added benefit of preventing her from biting after swindling the corpse.

There are donkey hooves blocking the mouth of the female corpse, and once she cheats the corpse, she will first bite the donkey's hooves, because the corpse is stiff, and she can't reach out to tear this thing off, so she can only let the donkey's hooves stuff her mouth.

When the time comes, there will be a donkey's hooves to resist for a while, and if she wants to bite someone violently, it will not be a simple matter.

When I was done, I clapped my hands and asked everyone to help put the lid back in place.

At this time, I shouted to Sun Ergou, who was squatting at the door of the house silently, and said, don't be idle, don't be idle, you caused all the troubles, you quickly nailed the coffin to death with a hammer. ”

At the end, I threatened him again: "Nail it tightly, the female corpse has sucked your yang energy, if you cheat the corpse, you will be the first to look for it when you smell the smell." ”