Chapter 705: Corpse (48)

Listening to He Yuemin's words, I fell into deep thought, what he said was not unreasonable, how could anyone be a filial son for no reason, if there is no filial son, it is equivalent to no 'corpse', no 'corpse', how can I feast on the corpse?

Seeing that I didn't speak, He Yuemin frowned and said: "Little doll, do you see this way, I remember that in the funeral customs, there is a custom to replace the body of the deceased before his death, you can try to use that way to hold a funeral for He Yaoguang, we will try to cooperate with you in Tama Village, in addition, I said in advance that the funeral expenses will be paid by our Tama Village, I He Yuemin said yes, we cover all the expenses of this funeral." ”

I ignored him, my mind kept thinking about where the 'corpse' of the corpse came from, and after thinking for a while, I really couldn't think of a way, so I sighed deeply, planning to use the method He Yuemin said, after all, the method he said was also desirable.

At this moment, the young man came over, he seemed to hear my conversation with He Yuemin, walked in front of me, and pointed to himself.

I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him, "What do you mean?" ”

He was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand to draw the outline of a person in the air, and pointed at himself again.

Now, I understood, he was telling me that he could be a 'corpse', and I was overjoyed, so I asked him, "What's your last name?" ”

He shook his head and nodded again.

I really didn't understand what he meant, so I said, "Don't make a fuss, I'm here to discuss business?" ”

He was a little anxious, grabbed my arm, drew the outline of an ash altar in the air, and drew the outline of another person, and pointed at himself again, with a chirping cry in his mouth.

"Since you don't have the surname He, how can you be a 'corpse', don't break the funeral rules." I said to him angrily.

"Tsk!" His face turned red, he scooped up a wooden stick, drew a small figure on the ground, then pointed to himself, drew seven or eight rice bowls on the ground, and then made a gesture of eating.

When I saw this, I was very drunk, and he meant that he was hungry and wanted to eat seven or eight bowls of rice, and I really didn't know what to say about him, so I said, "When this is done, I will go to the town and invite you to a big meal." ”

As soon as these words came out, the young man became even more anxious, and grabbed my arm and shook it, which made me confused at all, and felt that the young man seemed to be expressing something to me, but because of the language communication barrier, I didn't move at all that he was saying something to me.

"Little doll!" Then He Yuemin suddenly called me and said, "I think this little beggar wants to tell you that he grew up eating hundreds of family meals." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, Baijia Rice?

"Grass!" I couldn't suppress the joy in my heart, and burst into a foul sentence, Made, how can I forget this fork, you must know that the ritual of feasting corpses, although it pays attention to the grandchildren, but there is a type of person who can replace this generation, and that is the beggar.

Beggars, as we all know, are begging everywhere, with a hundred family meals as rations, which may be extremely unproductive in the eyes of the layman. However, in the eyes of our eight immortals, beggars who eat a hundred family meals have a benefit, that is, they have an aura, which is called cheap qi in feng shui, and has the effect of warding off evil spirits, and in the eyes of our eight immortals, there are hundreds of families, and hundreds of families are the closest to the surnames of the hundred families, so some beggars in our eyes can act as filial sons of any deceased, provided that the deceased must be one of the hundred family names.

This He Yaoguang's surname is He, and his surname is naturally one of the hundred family surnames.

Thinking of this, my face was overjoyed, and I immediately asked the young man, "Are you willing to be a filial son for He Yaoguang?" ”

He nodded cautiously, made a heart-shaped movement with both hands and placed it on his chest, then moved the heart shape to my chest, and smiled at me.

I know what he means, and he's grateful.

At that moment, I smiled at him and said, "I save you, that's my duty, you don't need to repay the favor, if it's for this reason, I hope you think about it carefully, after all, filial piety is not so good, it will affect your luck, and it may also attract mildew." ”

His face sank, he drew an ash altar in the air, and pointed to his mouth, meaning, he bit my arm before the ash altar will break, and he is obliged to bear the consequences.

Seeing this, I didn't want to say anything, so I nodded at him and said, "Since you are willing, I won't stop you, I just hope that you can pay attention to safety during the funeral." ”

Before I came to Tama Village, Joyce told me that she wanted to have a funeral with me, and the problem I gave her at that time was that when the funeral was held, she would hold the grandchildren of the deceased, and if the funeral could go smoothly, it would mean that she was destined for the funeral.

And now the grandson of the deceased was not found, but was replaced by a young man, and Joyce could not be allowed to hold the young man, which was too unsightly. Besides, the boy was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was half an adult, and he was held by Joyce, so Joyce wouldn't be willing.

At that moment, I glanced at Joyce not far away, and found that she and Wang Chuyao were following to persuade Lang Gao, and when I looked over, Joyce thought that I had something to look for her, so she immediately walked over and asked, "Ninth Master, is there something?" ”

I smiled awkwardly, pointed to the boy next to me, and said, "He is the grandson of this funeral!" ”

She didn't seem to react, but with a sigh, she asked me, "Is there a problem?" ”

"That's... We didn't agree before..., and now—" I said.

Now, Joyce seemed to come to her senses and glared at me viciously, "Is there any other way to replace it?" ”

I thought about it for a while, don't really say it, there is a way, it's just... This method has to be wronged by the youth.

"Is there any?" Joyce was a little anxious and asked again.

"Yes!" I mustered up the courage to say it.

"What's the solution?" She looked happy and immediately asked.

"The boy wears a red belly pocket, and sews one of your hair on the red belly pocket." When I said this, I felt very embarrassed, Made, the boy wears a red belly pocket, isn't this particularly uncomfortable?

As soon as the words fell, the young man immediately nodded, took off the dirty clothes on his body, and stood in front of me, meaning that I should put on a red belly pocket for him.

Seeing his actions, my heart was astringent, and I didn't speak, and Joyce didn't speak, and the whole scene was quiet.

The boy nudged me, but I didn't move.

He nudged me again, but I still didn't move.

He was about to push it for the third time, I frowned and said, "You're a big man, there's no need to wear a red belly pocket, just wait for the opportunity to test Joyce again, forget it this time." ”

Saying that, I was afraid that he would insist any longer, so I said a word to He Yuemin and walked towards the village, the young man saw us, and immediately followed, Joyce also followed, as for Lang Gao, he seemed to be a lot angry, and followed behind us with his head stuffy.