Understand!

Of course, Lu Yu understands, even seconds, the center of the universe Earth, the whole universe is speaking Chinese, this is one of the two truths of the Dian Niang universe.

He thought to himself, looking at Natasha with pure eyes, if it wasn't for the wrong painting style, his eyes would have become $.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Natasha felt uncomfortable being stared at by Lu Yu, she felt that her hands were itchy, "I don't buy Thor's hammer." ”

She wanted to, but she couldn't afford it.

100 million dollars, maybe she can afford to sell her.

Lu Yu ignored her words and continued to speak in circles, "Miss Natasha, don't you S.H.I.E.L.D. donate generously?" ”

"He's not from our S.H.I.E.L.D." Natasha said with a raised eyebrow.

"It's not you S.H.I.E.L.D., why did you bring him to me?" Lu Yu said disdainfully, "Don't think I don't know what your director is thinking, hmph, I know what he wants to do as soon as his ass is cocked." ”

What do you want to do? It's nothing more than pulling Thor, the god of thunder, to join the Avengers.

What, you say that he is a prince of the God's Domain, not an earthling? That's better, the princes of the God's Domain have all joined our Avengers and worked hard for the safety and peace of the earth, are you God's Domain people embarrassed not to be friends with us earthlings?

Pulling a Thor to join the Avengers not only adds a powerful thug, but also gives the Earth one more ally in the universe, which is a good deal.

"Well, the Director did say that, but your price is too high." Natasha took out her headphones and stuffed them into her ears, "I need to talk to the director." ”

"Communicate slowly, I'm not in a hurry, anyway, I don't have anything to do lately, I'm very idle."

If it weren't for Coulson telling me that you were the weirdo who appeared in New Mexico that day, I would have almost believed that you were idle, Natasha glanced at Lu Yu, "Director, the price is a bit high." ”

"How tall?"

"One hundred million."

"Give him the communicator and I'll talk to him."

"Yes, sir."

She took off the headphones, Natasha looked at Lu Yu and handed the headphones over, "The director wants to talk to you." ”

Lu Yu took the headphones, looked at them and put them on his ears, "Chat with me for $50 a minute, and don't talk to me about money, talking about money hurts feelings." ”

"Yu, you don't know, S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't have much money right now......." Nick Fury opened his mouth and said.

Lu Yu didn't say a word, and directly took the earphones off his ears and returned them to Natasha.

No money?

What kind of deal do you talk about if you don't have money, and who doesn't know that S.H.I.E.L.D. is a big dog, Tony Stark is just rich and capricious, but S.H.I.E.L.D. is the real rich man.

Look at the space carrier, build it.

The cost is billions if not tens of billions, and the three small space carriers used to implement the Insight Program in "American Team 2", one billion dollars is just the beginning.

With this kind of local tyrant style, Nick Fury still told him that he had no money? Where is there no money, he clearly wrote the word "slamming the door" on his face.

Bite......

The mobile phone in Lu Yu's pocket rang, he answered the phone, and before he could open his mouth, he heard Nick Fury say quickly, "Don't hang up the phone." ”

Obviously, Lu Yu's behavior of hanging up the phone at every turn hurt him.

Business, let's talk slowly, you let a little and I let a little, compromise with each other, but Lu Yu is good, hang up the phone at every turn, how can we talk about it like this.

"If you don't have money, you don't have to talk about it." Lu Yu said.

"50 million." Nick Fury said.

"No, I won't sell a single one."

Obviously, Nick Fury wanted to cut half of his waist like last time, but now it was not the beginning, he was drilling the loophole of the system, afraid of being discovered by the system, and wanted to solve it quickly, so he didn't bite the price and let Nick Fury pick it up, but in the end it was confiscated by the system.

And this time he was recognized by the system, and he was not in a hurry at all, even if he couldn't sell it, well, if he couldn't sell it, he would reduce the price.

He glanced at Thor, the anxious Thor who was waiting on the side, and didn't think that Thor's hammer would not be sold at all, whether it was to win over Thor, a powerful thug or to show the friendship between the earthlings and the gods, Nick Fury would buy Thor's hammer.

"Well, you win." Nick Fury said dejectedly, "100 million is 100 million, I'll let the finance pay you later, but pity me S.H.I.E.L.D., who was already poor, and now it costs another 100 million, I'm afraid that the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. will have to tighten its belts to live during this time." ”

"Nick Fury." Lu Yu suddenly shouted.

Nick Fury: "What's the matter?" ”

Lu Yu: "You stick your head out." ”

Nick Fury: "What? ”

Lu Yu: "I want to give you a buff." "Chop off your dog's head by the way.

Nima knows every day that he is crying poor, will he die if he doesn't cry poor for a day, everyone who knows knows that you have taken such a big advantage from me, and those who don't know still think that I am a black businessman.

……

After Natasha, Thor, and the group of writing policemen and the guys who read as agents left, Lu Yu flashed and ran to the supermarket to summon the big turntable.

Just made a lot of money, what's the point of not spending it quickly?

Lu Xun said that money is only called money if it is spent, and it is just a bunch of data stored in the bank card.

For Lu Xun's words, Lu Yu has always thought so.

He washed his face white, washed his hands again, put on perfume, and after a while, a fragrant incense man was freshly baked, "Uncle System, do we have a good relationship?" ”

The system doesn't understand why the host suddenly asks this question, but making the relationship between the system and the host harmonious and beautiful has always been its goal, so it .......

System: "Okay. ”

Lu Yu was overjoyed, "Since we have such a good relationship, you know when the lottery comes." ”

Smoke a bunch of goods similar to the Terminator T-X, and I'll be developed.

I get it? What does host: What does this mean?

The system thought suspiciously.

"I'm going to smoke."

Lu Yu reminded him, hinting at the system, hurry up and interfere with the big turntable, let me smoke something.

He pressed the big turntable.

Ding dong......

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for winning Master Kong's mineral water." ”

Lu Yu's face darkened, and the system was probably not ready yet.

I smoke.

Ding dong......

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for winning the unified Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles." ”

Lu Yu's face darkened, and I continued to smoke.

Ding dong......

With a crisp sound, the system's voice sounded, "Congratulations to the host for drawing the Japanese and American nail clippers." ”

Damn, I'll smoke again.

Ding dong......

There was a crisp sound, and the system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the host for drawing Green Arrow gum." ”