Chapter 306: Definitely Not Biological
Lu Yu has always felt that Odin's family of four is very strange.
As a father, Odin sealed his daughter out of fear, Nima, this is your daughter, not your enemy, just because his daughter is too violent to seal her daughter in the realm of death, are you sure that Hela is your own and not the king next door?
I have heard of the son not teaching the father, the bones of the father, the flesh of the mother, but I have never heard of a father who found out that his daughter was violent and stuffed her back again.
There is also Odin's wife Friggia, who loves his two sons more than he loves himself, and dares to go against Odin's will and oppose his husband for the sake of his two sons, but in the matter of his daughter being sealed, he behaves like Hela is not his own daughter, and he doesn't bother to mention it.
Lu Yu felt that with such a reaction, Hela was most likely neither the old king next door, nor the junior next door, she picked it up, as for why, Odin has a criminal record.
He can pick up a Loki, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with picking up another Hela.
Let's talk about Thor, the god of thunder.
No matter how your brother Loki plays with you, no matter what mistakes he makes, you can forgive him and continue to love and kill him, why is your sister beating you so lightly and taking your throne, you are like having a grudge against her father.
Your dad killed himself.
Treat my brother who is not related by blood, you are my brother who abuses me a thousand times, and I treat my brother like my first love.
It's the turn of a sister who is related by blood, you are a sister, you dare to beat me, I don't share the sky with you.
With such a father and mother and younger brother, if I were her, I would have to run away.
"What do you want to talk about?" The goddess of death looked at Lu Yu coldly.
"Talk about it."
As soon as Lu Yu shook his hand, the Ultimate Battle Instrument flew to the top of the fire giant Surtr's head again.
The fire giant Surtr, who had just moved, immediately couldn't move.
Surtr: "....... ”
I don't know if I should say it or not.
"I don't have anything to talk about with her." Thor said in a tone as cold as Hela, the goddess of death.
"Thor, your sister is actually very bitter, you should really sit down with her and have a good talk." Lu Yu persuaded that he felt that Hela was very miserable, and half of Odin's country was defeated by her, but Odin didn't like her, he liked her brother more, and he had to pass the throne to his brother.
The last man like Odin had been abdicated by the Xuanwu Rebellion.
So Hela's real name is Hela Lee, right?
Wait, Hela Lee? Hay-Larry?
Thor's name won't be Thor Trump.
Lu Yu felt that he might have discovered the reason why Thor and Hela were very mismatched.
Sit down and talk? Are you sure you won't be stabbed to death by her? Thor stared at Lu Yu fiercely, if it weren't for Lu Yu making trouble on the side and sealing the fire giant Surtr with that Poke Ball, he would have dealt with Hela's crazy woman by now.
"I have only one request, and that is that you acknowledge that I am the king of Asgard." Hela, the goddess of death, paused and said calmly.
She must let Odin know that I, your daughter, Hela, the goddess of death, am the king who will lead the Asgardian gods to glory.
"Impossible." Thor stiffened his neck and said.
Anyone can be king of Asgard, but you can't.
My dad said that.
Without saying a word, Hela, the goddess of death, took out her javelin and prepared to stab her brother to death, turning herself into the sole heir.
"They are all relatives, so why fight and kill."
Lu Yu said: "Otherwise, the crown of Asgard will be discussed later, and we will discuss other things first." ”
One wants to be the king, the other does not let her be the king, and if she continues to dwell on this issue, I am afraid that I will not be able to finish the discussion in a day and a night.
"I don't have a sister like that." Thor and Hela, the goddess of death, are at odds with each other.
It's not a relative, the goddess of death, Hela, why do you still look sad and sad after the death of the goddess of death.
Lu Yu pursed his lips, I'm a man who has watched "Avengers 3", don't try to lie to me.
When you were beaten by Thanos and almost couldn't take care of yourself, you looked very annoyed that you killed Hela.
"I don't have a brother like that." If Ragnarok hadn't been around the corner, she would have slapped her stupid brother to death.
"You can't talk about it then." Lu Yu was speechless, I am now kind enough to mediate with you, you don't appreciate it, and when you make irreparable mistakes, you can cry by yourself.
"I didn't want to talk to this crazy woman." Thor coldly pointed to his eyes and said, "Do you see my eyes?" I was blinded by this crazy daughter. ”
I'm blind in one eye, and you're telling me to talk to her?
You have the ability to turn back time and make me not blind in this eye.
Lu Yu saw it, and without saying a word, he threw a bottle of spring water over, "Xie Hui, 100,000 US dollars, are you cash or a credit card?" ”
Thor: "Uh......." ”
"Small business, refuse to take credit." Lu Yu knew what he was going to do as soon as he saw his expression, and hurriedly blocked what he was going to say next.
But Thor said, "I don't have any money right now, not a dollar, and I'll have to wait until I get back to Earth to find someone to borrow money before I can pay you." ”
When encountering this kind of guest who likes to pay on credit but can't collect debts, Lu Yu just wants to say.
"Forget it."
As a good friend, can he still take things back from his friends? He can't do it, after all, he still has a little conscience, "Remember to calculate the interest when you look back, the interest is a big meal." ”
The system uncle doesn't let him, the host, earn extra profits, and the extra profits will be confiscated, so I won't make money, so it's okay to ask him to have a meal.
"Surrender to me, and I'll let you go." Hela, the goddess of death, said coldly.
"If you say that again, I'll close the door and let Surtr go." Lu Yu threatened.
I don't sell good things, and I'm here to mediate your family conflicts.
It's good that you don't appreciate it one by one, are you taking the time of me, a super businessman with billions of dollars a minute, into the wrong time?
If it weren't for the fact that Thor is my friend, and Hela, the goddess of death, is a target that can be wooed, I would have let Thor kill you a long time ago, where would I still be chatting with you here.
"As long as Thor is willing to return my subjects, I will not be guilty of the past." Hela, the goddess of death, changed her conditions, she is irritable, but she has more brains than Thor, the god of thunder, and knows what it means to be a good man and not suffer immediate losses.
Thor directly refused, "Impossible, those subjects are all my people, I can't let them follow you, a crazy woman." ”
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