"How did you behave just now?" Miao Han asked me with a smile.

"It's very winged!" I said in a weird way.

"You don't say good things about Guanzhong," Miao Han said with a look of disgust, "You still say 'very good'!" ”

"Based on your performance today," I said earnestly, "tomorrow I will take you to the mall and buy you some seasonal clothes, and now it's cold!" ”

"That's right!" Miao Han smiled coquettishly, "You named my blog 'North Drift High Heels', but you haven't even bought me a pair of high heels, I'm so sorry for this blog name!" ”

"I'll buy it for you tomorrow," I said magnificently, "and I'll buy you, buy, buy, buy you!" ”

"I just like the way you look," Miao Han smiled, "It's very manly, very atmospheric, and very classy!" Don't let me down tomorrow! ”

"Is there another beautiful woman to confide in next?" I asked Miaohan thoughtfully.

"I can't talk about beautiful women," Miao Han said with a smile on her face, "a very rustic person! ”

"Then I'll have to enjoy it!" I smiled.

"It's online," Miao Han smiled slightly, "You watch us chatting on your computer, stop talking!" ”

I smiled and nodded.

Miao Han smiled and began to look down at the computer screen seriously.

"My name is Wang Yinghua," the woman introduced herself as soon as she went online, "The online name is Beipiao Tuniu, and her real name and online name are all dirty!" ”

"Very unpretentious!" Miao Han smiled.

"My man's name is Yulin," Wang Yinghua said seriously, "but I often call him Yumu Pimple!" ”

"He's honest, isn't he?" Miao Han asked thoughtfully.

"Yes," Wang Yinghua said with a look of resentment, "he is a taciturn man. When the unit began to lay off employees and reduce the burden, he was the first to be laid off. I scolded him for being really an elm pimple, there are so many people in the unit, so I just took him first! He bowed his head and said nothing, just smoking the cheap cigarette vigorously. ”

"The family is poor, right?" Miao Han asked tentatively.

"I'm really poor," Wang Yinghua said with a serious face, "In order to make a living, I came to a suburb of Beijing with Lao Yu and struggled to survive by running a black car at the entrance of a city railway station with inconvenient transportation." The life of being away from home and the precarious days made me complain about my life all the time. I also often complained to Lao Yu, saying that he is really an elm pimple, and so many people from other places come to Beijing, but he is getting poorer and poorer! Lao Yu still bowed his head and was silent, still just smoking the cheap cigarette vigorously. ”

"It's a big addiction!" Miao Han smiled slightly.

"He just doesn't have a lot of ability, and he has a lot of addiction to smoking," Wang Yinghua said with a smile, "I was still very young at that time, just 25 years old, with a good figure and appearance." By chance, I met a fellow villager nicknamed 'Fat Man' through Lao Yu at a wine table. The fat man is older, has been in Beijing for a long time, and runs a fish shop that has a good business. Everything about him is better, but his personal problems are not so good, the boss is alone, and he is still a rolling pin on the board - a single! ”

"Are you tempted?" Miao Han asked thoughtfully.

"Sort of," Wang Yinghua said with a smile, "I began to secretly have trysts with fat people." Soon, I proposed to Lao Yu to break up. I took a wad of money from the fat man, and asked Lao Yu with some sympathy what he wanted, and I said that I proposed to break up, and I could compensate him a little! ”

"What does he want?" Miao Han asked seriously.

"He shook his head," Wang Yinghua said with a look of resentment, "and then he bowed his head and said nothing, just smoking the cheap cigarette vigorously." He's such an elm pimple! I was still muttering as I was leaving, he was so poor, he didn't want to give him money! ”

"Looks like he's really honest!" Miao Han smiled slightly.

"I began to live with the fat man in a bright and bright way," Wang Yinghua said with a sunny face, "I don't have to live as hard as before!" Lao Yu is still struggling to survive by running black cars at the entrance of the city railway station. One weekend, after eating and drinking enough, I decided to climb the mountain with the fat man to cultivate my sentiment and breathe fresh air. We happily drove to the mountains in the far suburbs. In the mountains, the scenery is beautiful and the air is fresh. I was in a very good mood, and I climbed to the top of the mountain with great joy with the fat man, holding hands. From the top of the mountain, the view is extremely open. The fat man stood on the edge of the cliff with his hands on his hips and his chest up, looking down at the thousands of ravines under his feet, and from time to time proudly chanted two crooked poems: 'I drank too much yesterday and woke up wanting to vomit. Climb to the top of the mountain today and startle a flock of birds. ’”

"Oops! Damn! Miao Han laughed and said, "His poem makes people want to vomit!" ”

"I also hate him for pretending," Wang Yinghua said seriously, "just when the fat man was shaking his head and getting carried away in his bullshit poems, the stone under his feet loosened, and the fat body flashed in the air, and then followed the stone and rolled into the mountain stream with a 'boom'!" I was taken aback, and hurried to the mountain stream. In the mountain stream, the fat man's flesh and blood were blurred, and he couldn't even speak. I looked up in panic, and there was silence and no one around. I hurriedly took out my phone and started calling for help. However, because the place we arrived at was relatively remote, the direction was not accurate, and I kept speaking my hometown, I was in a hurry, and the police officer couldn't understand what I was talking about, and finally warned me two words of 'don't mess around' and hung up the phone! ”

"Now desperate!" Miao Han thought about it.

"Yes," Wang Yinghua said solemnly, "I soon fell into despair. Suddenly, a number flashed through my mind - it was Lao Yu's! Not only does he understand my dialect, but he also has a car of his own. I called Lao Yu's phone in hesitation, and then waited in anxiety. It didn't take long for Lao Yu to arrive in his black car at a gallop. ”

"Lao Yu's heart is so good!" Miao Han sighed.

"He just has a good heart," Wang Yinghua said seriously, "Lao Yu was in the rocky mountain stream, and after looking at the fat man's injury, he picked him up without saying a word, and then walked towards the road halfway up the mountain step by step. The fat man's body was extremely fat, but Lao Yu's body was very thin, his back was soon soaked with sweat, and his legs and arms were cut one after another by the bushes on both sides of the path! After a lot of twists and turns, they finally got on the road. Soon, the fat man was sent to a nearby hospital for rescue. When the nurse came out of the emergency room, she was relieved to tell me that it was fortunate that it was in time, and that if it was a few minutes late, the fat man might be in danger of his life! ”

"What do you think?" Miao Han asked tentatively.

"My mind is starting to get a little dizzy," Wang Yinghua said with a solemn expression, "Lao Yu was about to leave, I asked him softly if he didn't want to say something to me, Lao Yu's eyes were still the same as when he looked at me many years ago, and after he said 'oh', he said thank you for thinking of him!" My tears rolled down quickly, I asked him if there was anything else, Lao Yu looked at my face quietly for a while, and whispered that I turned white, thank you fat man for taking such good care of me! ”

"What an elm pimple!" Miao Han smiled so much that the flowers were discolored, and the flower branches trembled.

"Yes," Wang Yinghua said with a sad face, "Lao Yu walked downstairs after finishing speaking. His back is still so stubborn and humble. I watched the old elm's back disappear at the turn of the stairs, and said to myself, he is really an elm pimple, why is he so elm pimple? ”

"What happened to you?" Miao Han asked curiously.

"There is no later," Wang Yinghua said with tears streaming out of her eyes, "When Lao Yu drove back that day, he had a traffic accident, and he will never have elm lumps again!" ”

Miao Han was slightly stunned, and her expression began to become solemn.

Wang Yinghua cried bitterly.