It's naturally a bit difficult to steal the white stiff, but the main thing is that my position is very important. I'm the chairman of a zombie company, and no one would have thought that it would be me stealing the zombie.

In the evening, when everyone was off work, I was in the office and wouldn't leave. When the directors asked me why I hadn't left work yet, I replied like this: "I've only been in the company for a short time, and there are many things that I need to familiarize myself with quickly, and if I don't study hard now, I'm afraid I'll have to regress." ”

These people immediately respected me, and they already knew about my alliance with the lewd old man, so they all thought that I was their own and trusted me.

"The chairman is really diligent, unlike us who are messing around."

"When people are on Widow Zhou's side, it is said that there is no task that cannot be completed."

"That's the gap, the gap in getting serious."

These guys are constantly sycophant, I just don't think I heard it, it's all in this position, and if I will be conquered by sycophancy, then I am really bad.

In the evening, when there was no one in the company, I packed up my things and walked out of the office.

Yes, I walked out of the office because I couldn't go to the basement through the company hallway, there was surveillance there, and it would definitely be found, but I can remember the location of the basement.

After leaving the company, I went to a small alley behind the company, and from here I went straight to the basement. Just in case, I changed into a black baggy suit, gloves, plastic bags in my shoes, and a hood over my face.

After that, I kicked violently a few times, and I kicked out a big hole. After all, there is a hollow basement underneath, and it must be easy to break.

I jumped into the basement and looked around carefully, and sure enough, there was no one. Zombies are very dangerous things, and no one wants to guard them here, and no one would expect anyone to steal them anyway.

Not......

Let's steal it together, don't steal it one by one, it's too slow.

I found the light and turned it on, and immediately I saw a coffin, which was the area of the stiffness.

"Bang...... Bang...... Bang......"

There was a noise in the coffin from time to time, as if someone was patting the coffin lid underneath, and it was impossible to say that he was not afraid, after all, there were so many zombies.

The basement was so quiet that all I could hear was my own breathing and footsteps, and the strange noises coming from the coffin. I know it's the restlessness of those zombies, they think about it all the time, but they are suppressed by the talisman on the coffin.

When I came to the white zombie area, I was really dumbfounded.

The coffin of the white zombie was tied with iron chains, but at this time, the thick iron chains seemed to be about to be broken free, and the coffin was also pushed up a little by the white zombie inside, as if it would rush out in the next second!

"That's a lot of strength......"

I muttered, cautiously walking over to a coffin and looking inside. In this coffin, there was indeed a pale dried corpse, as white as if it had been painted, very infiltrating. Only the eyes are blood-red, and it is absolutely uncomfortable to be bitten by this thing, and looking at its terrifying face, I feel creepy.

No time can be wasted.

I walked over to the safe, pulled out a newly bought phone, and pretended to be on the phone with someone. I did it because there were cameras here, and I wanted to give them a false impression. It's as if I was sent by someone and was listening to someone on the phone say the password.

After opening the safe, I took out five bottles of potion, and first carefully dripped one bottle of potion around the coffin, and sure enough, as soon as it was dropped, the originally violent white stiff inside was settled.

Then I opened the coffin and saw Bai Zhuang lying there quietly. At this time, I couldn't help but gasp, looking at Bai Zombie so closely, even if I knew that it wouldn't move, it would make people's scalps tingle.

I carefully poured all the potions into Bai Zhuang's mouth, and then said in a deep voice, "Get up, stand next to me and don't move." ”

This white zombie really stood next to me obediently, and I was overjoyed, and quickly tried them one by one, and then took the white zombies to hide in the alley on the side. Wei Xiulan had already obeyed my orders and drove the van over, I threw the white zombies into it, and then sat in the passenger seat, and said in a deep voice: "Hurry up!" ”

Wei Xiulan hurriedly started the car, she looked at the five white zombies behind her, and said in shock: "How did you steal the zombies?" ”

"Don't ask about this, what do I want? Ready no. I asked.

"It's ready, just put it in the dorm."

"Hmm."

When I returned to the dormitory, I immediately smelled a strong smell of blood, and sure enough, there were five barrels of black dog blood in the dormitory.

"I've checked, the earliest zombie order is two days later, the time is completely enough, and when they find out that the zombie has been stolen, it's also the day after tomorrow......," I said in a deep voice, "You will stay with me and help me for the past two days, you know?" ”

"Okay." Wei Xiulan nodded.

Devouring the White Zombie ......

It's not about eating zombies in their stomachs, it's about sucking their dead air. As long as this dead air is absorbed, the zombie will turn into a puddle of blood on its own. And to absorb the dead qi, it is to open the zombie's heavenly spirit cover.

Under my orders, these white zombies were really very heard, and they were all absorbed by me and turned into blood. At this time, I only felt cold, but this was not the most terrible, the most terrible thing was to survive the blood of the black dog.

Forty-eight hours of soaking.

Now I have five white zombie dead qi in my body, and I will definitely survive the forty-eight hours of black dog blood soaked in me. Using death to resist the power of black dog blood can protect my life.

I took off my clothes and sat down in a wooden barrel.

"It hurts so much......"

As soon as I came in, I couldn't help but exclaim. It was so painful, the black dog's blood was like a flame burning my body at a glance, if it weren't for the death qi to resist, I'm afraid I would have hung up directly.

"What should I do...... Wei Xiulan hurriedly asked.

I gritted my teeth and said, "I might pass out, and then it's up to you." After ten hours, you're dragging me to another black dog soaked in blood, got it? And so on. ”

She nodded, "Got it." ”

I leaned against the barrel, no longer defending myself against the pain, trying to pass out from the pain.

However, every time I pass out, I will be awakened again by the burning feeling, which is very uncomfortable.

After about five hours, I was finally able to fall asleep, because the black dog blood had been soaked for five hours, and the effect naturally weakened, and it didn't hurt to that extent.

I fell asleep in a daze, and I don't know how long I slept, but suddenly I was awakened by a sharp pain, and when I opened my eyes, it turned out that I had been dragged into another wooden barrel by Wei Xiulan.

Cultivating this soul trick is really ...... Suffering.

After 48 hours of soaking, I felt like I had lost three layers of skin on my body. When I finally got out of it, I immediately went to take a shower and washed the black dog blood off my body.

Wei Xiulan smiled: "How does it feel to soak in it for so long?" ”

I sighed, "I can't wait to die, that's how it feels." ”

"Just now, the company called and said that I want to ask you to come over immediately." Wei Xiulan said.

"Oh? Got it, prepare the car. I laughed.

After such a long time, it is a sure thing that Bai Zombie will be discovered. I came to the office in a car and saw that the directors were all in a meeting, and before I came in, they seemed to be discussing something, and they looked very bad. When I came in, they stopped talking immediately, and I knew that the directors must have taken me as the perpetrator.

After I came in, I sat in the chairman's seat and smiled at them, "What's the matter, suddenly called me over in such a hurry." ”

"Chairman...... "The director who took me in last time walked up to me, and he whispered, "You have been ...... for the past two days." Where did it go? ”

"Something to talk about." I said in a deep voice.

He looked me in the eye as if to see the lie in my eyes: "White stiff, lost five." ”

"What!"

I immediately stood up, with a shocked expression, and then raised my hand and slapped the director in the face, and roared, "Waste! ”

He was hit by me and flew straight away, and even spun around twice before falling to the ground, and spit out two teeth.

All the directors looked at me in amazement......

I know that at this time, I can't show my stuff, I have to give full play to my strong acting skills, and I definitely can't show my stuff!

With my absolutely unambiguous cheeky talent for calling my father, I must not be a goof!

The directors all looked at me in disbelief, probably not expecting that I would turn against the army, and I said in a deep voice, "When did you lose it?" ”

"We checked the surveillance and it was two nights ago. Chairman, you ...... at that time" A director was about to speak, and I slapped the table and yelled!

"Two days! It's been two fucking days, and you're just telling me now, what the hell are you doing with a bunch of shit? Do you have to go to the toilet and eat some to make your brains better? What is that, it's white zombie! Which of you think is more valuable than Bai Zhuang, I have said before, you should be cautious and careful in your life and work, so that you can finish the book, how can you listen to it! I roared.

People were stunned, at this time I pulled the director on the ground up, slammed it on the table, and said bitterly: "Chairman, that warehouse is not under my control, and it is useless for you to beat me." ”

I slapped him in the face again and growled, "It's a coincidence, you just took me to see the zombie warehouse, and then it was stolen every few hours." It's really exciting, it's really interesting...... I just looked at the warehouse, and this kind of thing happened immediately, is it clear that I want to frame Lao Tzu? Hear it clearly, don't let Lao Tzu know who did it. Especially you, it's best not to let Lao Tzu know that you did it! ”