Chapter 26: Indecent Books

As soon as the old man entered the room, he came to the corner of the bookshelf on the right, and turned a certain part slightly, only to see a dark grid revealed.

He took out a small wooden box from the dark compartment, held it in his hand like a treasure, wiped the dust on it, opened it and looked at the contents with a sigh and a frown.

I looked at the dazzling array of books, and I couldn't help but feel a little curious, so I went to the bookshelf on the left, took out a few random books, and read them one by one.

I opened them in turn and found that these books were all Tao Te Ching, Nanhua Sutra, Chongxu Sutra, Yellow Emperor Neijing, Baopuzi Inner and Outer Chapters, and so on.

I looked at it for a while, and found that the things on it were too profound, and most of them were traditional characters, and for a while, I was so shocked to see that I just felt bored, so I put it back again.

At this time, I noticed that there were still a few books on the old man's desk, and my eyes moved, and I thought to myself, if I can put the books on his desk, they must be the ones he often reads, and they are definitely good books.

I glanced at the old man, and found that he was still there looking at the small wooden box in a daze, so I walked to the desk and quietly picked up a few books on it.

These books are simple and easy to understand, and the words written on the cover are all simplified, and with my fifth-grade primary school culture, I still know these words.

The titles of these books are called, Sun and Moon Ring, Heavenly Leopard Diagram, Merry Wild Chronicles, and Lamp Grass Monk, and these books are also different from the ones on the shelves.

Why, because when I opened the book, I found that there were only a few words on it, and the rest were all illustrations, and they were all unsightly, embarrassing scenes of men and women hugging each other.

At this time, even if I am stupid, I know what these books are, this is the damn thing, isn't it the yellow villain book that Wu Laoer, a bachelor in our village, often reads.

This old man, he actually looks at this kind of thing, the older people get, the more sassy they are, and what he said is true, I didn't expect the stinky old man to have such a dirty hobby, and he deserves to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

"Stinky boy, stop for the old man!" At that moment, the old man's panicked voice sounded from behind me.

I turned my head and smiled, shook the villain book in my hand, and said to the old man with eyebrows: "Master, I didn't expect you to be old and good, presumably your moves of touching the widow's P shares were all learned from this, tsk, I didn't expect your old man to be dignified on the surface, but so dark in his heart, alas, this person, really knows people and knows faces, but does not know the heart." ”

"Okay, you abuser, without my permission, you dare to turn things around as a teacher, see if I don't kill you!"

When I said this, the old man's old face was a little unbearable, his face was as red as pig's liver, and he was angry and scolded, and stretched out his hand to call me.

I laughed strangely, took the villain book and ran away, and ran down the stairs to the outside of the hall.

Half an hour later......

I climbed on the treetop of the big banyan tree next to the Taoist temple, and the old man jumped under the tree and pointed at me and scolded: "Okay, you little rabbit cub, you give the old man down, I promise not to kill you!" ”

"If you don't go down, you just don't go down." I smiled proudly, shook the villain book in my hand and grimaced, and the angry old man stomped his feet.

Another half an hour passed......

The old man sat on the ground and sighed and said to me, "Double happiness, being a teacher is not the kind of person you imagined...... This villain's book, alas, you don't believe it when it says it, forget it, you come down, I won't beat you. ”

"Is that true?" I hurriedly asked, lying on the tree, stalemate with the old man for half an hour, I also felt tired.

The old man's eyes flickered, his tone was a little hurried, and he hurriedly said: "That's natural, I'll spit a nail for the teacher, and if I don't beat you, I won't beat you, you come down quickly." ”

I looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Okay, since that's the case, then I'll come down, don't regret it." ”

With that, I slid down the trunk of the tree and landed on the ground.

"Good boy, I've finally caught you!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as I landed, the old man pounced on me with a cruel laugh, grabbed me with his right hand, and beat me with his left hand.

"Master, you lied, you said you wouldn't beat me." The old man was so strong that I screamed and screamed.

The old man had a smug look on his face, laughed, and said, "Don't lie to you, this little slippery head, can you come down?" He dared to flip through my books, and said that my heart was dark, and I didn't call you to death. ”

"Papapapa"

"Oops, oops"

Ten minutes later............

I clutched my bulging P-shares, tears rolled in my eyes, and I stared at the old man with hatred on my face.

This old thing, it's really black enough, since I was a child, my parents have never beaten me like this, and the P shares have been swollen by him, Brother Xi, didn't I just flip through your villain book? As for beating me up like that?

"Double happiness, what kind of eyes are you? Is it hatred as a teacher? Or am I beating you up and not convinced? Come, the teacher is just itching, and I'm practicing with you. When the old man saw that I was not looking well, he smiled and rolled up his sleeves and walked towards me again.

As soon as I saw the old man coming over, my heart suddenly suddenly, this old man don't look at him thin and thin, the strength in his hands is big, I hurriedly squeezed out a smile on my face.

"Master and slow, the eyes of the apprentice who looked at you just now were full of respect, without the slightest hatred." I pretended to cry and begged: "Master, I beg you, don't beat me, I am convinced of you, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River surging endlessly, like the Yellow River flooding out of control...... I ......"

"Alright, stop talking nonsense!" After the old man finished speaking, he raised his arm and threatened me with great might: "Remember, you are not allowed to talk about it to the second person when I read the villain's book, otherwise, you will be slapped and served." ”

I nodded hurriedly and assured the old man that this matter would rot in my stomach in the future, and I would never mention it to the second person.

But I secretly said in my heart: "Hmph! Brother Xi, I will bear the burden of humiliation for the time being, and when I seize the opportunity to go down the mountain, I will definitely shake out the matter of you peeking at indecent books, so that the entire Daliu Village will know that there is an old pervert like you, hehehe, hahaha. ”

The more I thought about it, the more excited I felt, and I couldn't help but giggle at that beauty in my heart.

When the old man saw me smiling treacherously, his expression was awe-inspiring, and he asked, "What are you smiling at?" Is there something going on again? ”

"I was happy to be able to worship under the master today, and I couldn't control the joy in my heart for a while, so I laughed out loud, and I hope the master won't be surprised."

I hurriedly put away my smile, sat upright, changed my voice, and asked: "Master, since I have already worshiped under your door, I am also the 137th generation successor of our Fang Immortal Dao, and the arduous task of revitalizing the sect in the future will fall on my shoulders, should you teach me some powerful magic spells, otherwise, I will be the 137th generation of Fang Immortal Dao, and I will walk the rivers and lakes in the future, bullshit will not be, it will be a shame for our sect." ”

"Oh? Then tell the teacher, what spell do you want to learn? The old man looked at me, smiled meaningfully, and asked.