Chapter 246: So You're Such a Person
"Lao Tzu's name is Murakami Ueta, you kid remembered it for me! When I reported to the king of Hades, I said that I was introduced by Lao Tzu! ”
The flower-armed man pretended to be forced, and there was no problem with what he said.
But listening to Su Bai's ears, it seemed that he had eaten Xuanmai, and he couldn't stop laughing at all.
"Murakami Ida? Yo he, it turned out to be a small island country! This name is casual enough! ”
Su Bai wiped his tears and laughed directly.
He even suspected that Zhong Xing had invited a tease over and wanted to laugh at himself.
"What are you laughing at? What's wrong with the name Lao Tzu? ”
The flower-armed man shouted at the top of his voice.
"Alas, are you really stupid or fake stupid? Have you forgotten the policies of your small island nation? In order to encourage childbearing, don't you all advocate having children anytime, anywhere? ”
Su Bai raised his eyebrows, and said without being salty or light, "Why don't you call Murakami Ueta, this means that you were born in the field at the entrance of your village, in your village, is there still a Murakami well?" ”
The big man with the flower arm was stunned for a moment, "! How do you know! ”
"Poof, hahaha, I was really guessed by my brother! No, I'm going to die laughing."
Su Bai covered his stomach, leaned back and closed his laughter, and kept making the sound of 'goose goose goose goose', which is definitely the rhythm of laughter.
"Paralyzed! You're smiling! It's okay to be serious with Lao Tzu! ”
The flower-armed man was hot and hot, and he roared hoarsely.
"Serious? Well, then you're going to fight? ”
Su Bai's expression was calm, and the baseball bat was suddenly pulled out of his waist.
Without saying a word, it's a headshot.
"Whew"
The flower-armed man was stunned, and he was caught off guard by this stick.
By the time he reacted, there was already a black-red blood mark on the door of his brain.
In pain, he hugged his head and screamed.
"Brothers! Don't be stunned! Give it to me! Kill him! Kill him!! ”
The flower-armed man was speechless for a long time, and roared angrily, "Tear this guy apart!" I'm going to throw him into the river with my own hands and feed him to the king!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the dozen or so big men standing behind him rushed forward in an uproar.
"Boom"
Su Bai's strength had just been improved, and he was able to play a baseball bat.
Each stick is beaten out, to say the least, there is a thousand catties of strength.
Smashed on the body, it was no different from a big truck crashing, and the two broken ribs were light.
"Look at the stick!"
Su Bai grabbed the baseball bat, swung it in the air, and landed vertically to the front door of the first big man.
"Whew"
The sad man howled miserably
, both eyeballs are about to burst out in pain.
The bridge of his nose was shattered, and his mouth was swollen into a sausage.
The pain in his bone marrow made him almost kick his legs and faint.
"A good strong force"
The strong men who wanted to step forward in the back were stunned, this Nima, if you go up, you will be sent to death!
This kind of strength is definitely not something that they can deal with.
"Stick to the dog's head!"
Su Bai didn't give them a chance to reflect at all, and directly beat them out with three sticks.
It's a dull 'bang, bang, bang' sound again.
Those strong men were killed, fled, and injured, and their skulls were about to be overturned by Su Bai.
"Mamma Mia! This kid is a monster! Big brother, run, if you don't leave, you'll be beaten into a pig's head! ”
"Yes, when Zhong Dashao gave us the task, he didn't say that this kid was so powerful."
"Big brother, we don't want the money, it's important to escape"
“”
At this moment, the few strong men who could still stand on the ground with their legs on their legs were so frightened that their souls were scattered.
None of them dared to step forward, and all of them were persuading the flower-armed man to leave quickly.
"Let's run, this kid is just brute force, without that baseball bat, he can beat us?"
The flower-armed man seemed to see the crux of the problem, and said with a smug face, "You guys, go and snatch the baseball bat in his hand, without weapons, he can't pose a threat to us!" ”
"Really Big Brother"
The men swallowed and asked incredulously.
"Paralyzed! You still don't believe what the big brother said? When did Big Brother lie to you? The flower-armed man said angrily.
However, before he finished his words, a black shadow flew in front of him.
"Oh, big brother, this kid is even more powerful without a stick."
It was the strong man who flew over in the sky.
At this moment, Su Bai consciously put down the baseball bat in his hand, slapped one by one, and the big-eared scraper crackled.
In the blink of an eye, there was only one man left in this venue.
"Murakami Ida, it's your turn, are you mentally ready?"
Su Bai smiled faintly, picked up the baseball bat on the ground unhurriedly and said.
"Beat your sister, hemp duck! I want to go home! ”
The flower-armed man was so frightened that he couldn't care about it so much, so he got up from the ground and turned around and ran.
There's no threat if you grab a baseball bat, it's all!
However, before the flower-armed man ran out a few steps, he felt a burst of crispy numbness in his lower body
Feel.
This feeling he had experienced in a small island country.
It's just that this giant thing seems to be a bit outrageous
"Look at the stick!"
Su Bai let out a low snort and directly stretched out the stick to the legs of the flower-armed man.
Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of chickens flying and eggs beating, and the flower-armed man stumbled and knelt on the ground with a pop.
His face was pale, as if he had eaten a lump of hot statues.
"Big brother spare your life! My subordinates are merciful, I am clumsy for a while, and I offended you! All of this was instructed to me by the bastard surnamed Zhong, and I absolutely didn't care about it at all! ”
"Dwarf oil! I can't imagine that the dogs of your small island country are so heartfelt? Also, I'm in China, how can you be trash like you to invade with it! ”
The corners of Su Bai's mouth grinned, and a cold light was refracted in his eyes.
"I heard that your small island countries are quite heavy-minded, and compared to some actions, you often do it."
"What does that mean?"
The flower-armed man was stunned, and suddenly felt like falling into an ice cave.
He originally wanted to betray the master for glory and put all the sins on Zhong Xing's head, but he didn't expect Su Bai to listen.
"Ah, let me go, I'll go back to the small island country, big brother, please let me go"
The flower-armed man stretched out his voice, kowtowed with a handful of snot and tears and begged for mercy.
"Spare you? Is it possible? ”
Su Bai's expression was cold, and the baseball bat in his hand spun around, and in an extremely tricky way, it suddenly flew out.
"Ninja Mystery, Flying Technique!"
"Poof!"
As soon as the words fell, the thick baseball bat went to where it should be.
"Whew"
The flower-armed man looked up at the sky, like a dead fish, and streams of white foam flowed from the corners of his mouth.
At this moment, he was really cool to the sky.
After solving these scumbags who were looking for fault, Su Bai connected Dai Pengyu's phone.
Say that you are ready to go together and move in with your bags.
Without saying a word, Su Bai transferred three million and paid in full.
Subsequently, he took Zhong Mei to his new home.
This house is about one or twenty square meters, which is very gorgeous, but Zhong Mei's mood is a little complicated.
After all, a man gives a woman a house, what does this mean, you can imagine.
"Su Bai, I will find a suitable place to stay and get out of here as soon as possible!"
Zhong Meibei bit her lip lightly and said softly, "I don't want you to think that I am a frivolous woman, I will support myself by my own efforts"
Su Bai grinned and said, "Zhong Mei, you are."
My good wife, isn't it a matter of course for my husband to buy a house for his wife? Besides, you can live in this house, maybe one day, it will be our wedding room. ”
"Wedding Room"
Hearing this, a flush immediately appeared on Zhong Meiqiao's face.
This is not a hint at all, but a naked, red fruit manifestation!
"Stinky Su Bai, what nonsense are you talking about! Who promised to marry you! Zhong Mei glanced at him and said angrily.
"What?"
Su Bai pretended to have a shocked expression on his face, and said, "Teacher Zhong, you turned out to be such a person!" When did I say I was going to marry you? ”
"You"
Zhong Mei pinched Su Bai's body hard, and her chest rose and fell for a while.
This bastard stinks a rascal!
How dare you tease the old lady like this!
"Teacher Zhong, flax, one library, one library"
It is said that women pinch people, Su Bai deeply realized this, and hurriedly said, "Isn't it okay for me to marry you?" You'll be my wife in the future! ”
"It's as simple as that?"
Okay, Zhong Mei's words directly made Su Bai speechless.
What does it mean to be that simple?
What more could you want?
"Teacher Zhong, in the future, I will give you hundreds of millions every day, isn't it enough?" Su Bai said innocently.
"Give your grandma a leg! Who wants your hundreds of millions! The big pervert on the brain! "How could Zhong Mei not know the meaning of Su Baihua, this product, if you don't agree with each other, you will drive, and it is still a speeding car with a heavy taste.
After a pause, Zhong Mei's expression calmed down, and her beautiful big eyes looked at Su Bai, as if she was talking to herself, "We may not be together in the future, you are so good, there will definitely be many women who like you in the future." ”
"Why, I promise you not to look for a junior!" Su Bai touched Zhong Mei's little head and spoke.
"And what if you find it?" Zhong Mei raised her head, as if waiting for an answer.
"Oh yes."
Su Bai pretended to think, and said very embarrassed, "If I really look for Xiaosan, that woman's name can also be called Zhong Mei." ”
"Phew! Who's going to be your mistress! ”
Zhong Meiqiao's face flushed, and she angrily scolded Su Bai.
In my heart, it is sweeter than eating honey.
Su Bai secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said that women are really sensual animals.
However, all those who are good to themselves, I Su Bai will definitely be a thousand times better to him, this is my principle of life.
After settling Zhong Mei, Su Bai quickly walked out of the room, he still had one more thing to deal with.
Presumably, Zhong Xing should be in a hurry at this time.
(End of chapter)
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