Chapter 273: Infested Like a Flower

Chapter 273: Infested Like a Flower

It is said that "Kuanglu Qixiu is the best in the world", and a lonely boat full of tourists in the rippling rivers and rivers is riding the wind to the south.

At the bow of the boat sat a woman in a pale pink skirt, with a graceful figure and a charming picture.

I saw her admiring the green mountains and green waters on the riverbank while chanting poetry. Her voice is like a yellow bird that listens to it very gracefully, and people can't help but think about it.

"Horizontally, it is a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near. I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain! ”

Pei Xiuxiu sighed from the bottom of her heart: "Song Dongpo is really worthy of being a great writer, and he can more or less read some insights into life by chanting his poems." ”

"Good! You can say that again! A well-mannered boy applauded and laughed: "The girl said it well! ”

Pei Xiuxiu turned around in response and saw that there were three sons and brothers walking together on the boat. As soon as you look at their dress and dress, you can know that they are the children of rich families who are full of romance, come out to play in the mountains and rivers, and are elegant and attract bees and butterflies.

"Is Childe talking to me?" Pei Xiuxiu turned around and smiled slightly, revealing her ugly buckteeth and asked.

"Uh...... I vomit! After seeing the woman's appearance clearly, several sons and brothers bent over and vomited in unison.

Bae Xiuxiu pretended to be disappointed and asked, "Am I that ugly?" Do you want to be so exaggerated that you vomit so nauseously? ”

Everyone nodded in agreement.

The rower sighed: "I warned you not to talk to her, but you have to listen, now you see it?" Not all women with beautiful shadows are beautiful. ”

Several sons nodded in agreement.

Pei Xiuxiu proudly showed a disfigured version of the smile of the charm of the flower's sign.

Seeing that everyone bent over and vomited again, this time even the boatman who rowed was not spared, and vomited one after another.

It is said that ugly women are invincible, and Pei Xiuxiu, who is disfigured like a flower, has further improved on the original basis to become what she is now.

The first is the protruding buckteeth, which have a strong personality and are very unsightly. The second is the thickened sausage mouth, which is so big that people want to vomit when they see it. The most amazing thing is that Pei Xiuxiu looked back and smiled and lightly buckled her nose, which was so disgusting that she couldn't even vomit if she didn't want to.

A young man asked desperately: "The girl's appearance is simply art?" How did your father give birth to you? ”

Pei Xiuxiu smiled innocently: "I'm sorry, people in our village call me Dongshi, my father told me since I was a child, saying that I look very special and am unique in this world?" ”

After speaking, Pei Xiuxiu hooked her orchid finger and covered her mouth and laughed.

The other son shouted speechlessly: "Girl, did you hit the ground with your face first when you were reincarnated?" This art is simply amazing! Can it not be unique? ”

Pei Xiuxiu threw a wink and said shyly: "Childe has won the award!" I'll be embarrassed if you do that. ”

Once again, the poor people on board vomited unceremoniously.

Happy Pei Xiuxiu stroked her hands and laughed, it was really funny!

Finally, after the ship docked, before Pei Xiuxiu got off the boat, several sons and brothers on the boat had already disappeared without a trace, as if they had seen a dominatrix.

Pei Xiuxiu proudly boasted to herself: It seems that my ugly girl strategy is still very successful, and now I don't have to worry about perverts robbing her on the road.

After walking for about an hour, Pei Xiuxiu came to the bottom of a waterfall.

From a distance, Pei Xiuxiu raised her eyes and saw the waterfall volleying down the sky, leaking thousands of miles, and the noise was like thunder.

Pei Xiuxiu couldn't help but chant poetry: "The flying stream goes straight down three thousand feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen for nine days!" ”

Just as she was indulging in the picturesque scenery, a man's voice came: "Hey! ”

Pei Xiuxiu turned around and saw a handsome man wearing a snow-white cardigan standing in front of him.

Pei Xiuxiu was taken aback and shouted, "Ahhh Scared me to death, are you a human or a ghost? How can there be no sound when walking? ”

The man in white looked like he was about twenty-five or sixteen years old, his face was flushed as if he was drunk, and his eyes were blurred and staring at Pei Xiuxiu.

"Girl, save me!" The man in white begged.

Pei Xiuxiu cautiously distanced herself from him and asked, "...... What happened to you? ”

The man in white suddenly pressed Pei Xiuxiu under him like a hungry wolf, panting and saying, "Girl, I'm sorry, I'll rob you." ”

Pei Xiuxiu was frightened: What is the situation? Isn't this world even like a flower safe?

Pei Xiuxiu desperately pushed him away and asked, "Are you crazy?" Childe, you are good-looking, can't you see that I look like this? Take a closer look! ”

The man in white swallowed his saliva and anxiously tore Pei Xiuxiu's clothes and said: "I have no choice now after being drugged, as long as it is a woman, you can save me, I seem to have tens of thousands of ants crawling all over my body, and it is really uncomfortable!" ”

Hearing this, Pei Xiuxiu was shocked, and shouted for help while struggling.

"Ugly girl, don't shout, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you, I'm hungry now, I don't dislike you, what are you hesitating about?" The man in white tore off Pei Xiuxiu's shirt with a snort, revealing a green belly pocket.

Pei Xiuxiu never dreamed that such a thing would happen to her.

At this time, the man in white had already taken off his shirt in a hurry, revealing his flesh-colored skin.

Pei Xiuxiu's eyes stared at the burden a few centimeters away from her, and desperately reached out to hook the burden.

This bag is full of treasures for her self-defense, and without them, she would be finished.

Just when she was about to hook the burden, the man in white, who had already noticed it, threw Pei Xiuxiu's burden five meters away, and Pei Xiuxiu was completely speechless.

Immediately afterwards, Pei Xiuxiu's skirt was also torn in half and completely reduced to a short skirt.

The snow-white calves are particularly glaring when exposed to the air.

The man who had been drugged could no longer control the fire in his body, and leaned over to kiss him.

Pei Xiuxiu, who was at a disadvantage in strength, dodged left and right, dodging the man's disgusting attack.

The hard parts of the man's body were already bulging high, and she panicked when they hit Pei Xiuxiu's body.

The man in white, who was completely out of control, rudely wanted to break open the closed thighs of the woman under him.

At the moment of crisis, Bae Xiuxiu pinched her nails into the man's flesh.

A minute later, the drug in his nails took effect, and the man in white fainted like a pig.

Pei Xiuxiu, who was overly frightened, got up and ran, ran for several kilometers in one go, and finally collapsed and sat on the ground.

"Woo woo woo ......" her heart was pounding, and Pei Xiuxiu, who felt scared, couldn't help crying: "Brother Qingfeng, where are you?" I'm so scared ......."

"Phew!" With a sound, five men on horseback got closer and closer from a distance.

Nalaba opened his mouth and said to Wu Yafu: "Childe, it seems that the cry came from here."

Hearing the sound, Pei Xiuxiu nervously hid behind the big tree, and she didn't dare to breathe.

It was none other than Wu Yafu and his party, who had only separated a few days ago.

Ah Si, who was extraordinary, stood in front of Pei Xiuxiu and asked sharply, "Who are you?" What the hell is going on? ”

Pei Xiuxiu shrank in a corner and shouted, "You...... Don't come here! Yes...... Stinky rascals! ”

When the honest Ah Si saw the disheveled girl, he was so frightened that he quickly turned his back, and his green cheeks couldn't help but flush.

Ah Si stammered and asked, "Girl...... Did something happen to you? Why do you cry alone in a barren mountain range? ”

Pei Xiuxiu hurriedly put on a piece of clothing, turned around and ran.

Unbeknownst to her, Nalaba, Aguyan, Ah Da and others had already blocked her way and surrounded her.

Pei Xiuxiu swallowed her saliva and asked stupidly, "Are the heroes robbing money or sex?" ”

Wu Yafu, who was paralyzed, asked coldly: "It seems that there are no two girls, right?" ”

Nalaba they couldn't hold back their laughter for a long time, and pointed at her and smiled: "Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Except for the blind in this world, I guess no one wants to rob the girl's sex, right? ”

Pei Xiuxiu's eyes rolled, and she screamed in her heart, she had just escaped from the tiger's den and met a pervert who had taken the wrong medicine, and now she finally escaped from the wolf's mouth, but she didn't know that she met them again?

What a bad luck! It's damn fate!

Wu Yafu's sharp eyes stared firmly at the ugly girl in front of him, and he always felt that there was something familiar about this girl, and he couldn't say why.

Pei Xiuxiu said nervously: "Heroes, is there anything else?" If not, the little woman will retire. ”

Wu Yafu asked: "Ask you about something, have you heard of where the goddess of Lushan, Danqing, lives?" ”

"I don't know!" Pei Xiuxiu replied with low eyebrows.

Wu Yafu continued to ask: "Okay, let me ask you why you cried just now?" ”

Pei Xiuxiu replied aggrievedly: "Someone robbed me just now, and I almost ...... Handicap ......"

"Flutter!" Everyone couldn't help but cover their bellies and laugh: "Hahaha...... Robbery ......"

Pei Xiuxiu said angrily: "Believe it or not, what I said is the truth anyway." ”

Nalaba laughed so much that tears came out, and he clutched his stomach and shouted, "Ahh......h Hahaha......"

Among the people present, except for Wu Yafu, a man with facial paralysis, everyone else leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

Pei Xiuxiu frowned and asked, "I've answered everything that should be answered, now I can go, right?" ”

"Wait!" Wu Yafu took off the human Pi mask on Pei Xiuxiu's face with lightning speed.

Pei Xiuxiu's true appearance in women's clothing unfolded in front of everyone, and everyone who was laughing just now was stunned!

Oh, my God! This girl is simply ...... It's ......

Crystal clear snow skin sparkles in the sun, smart and cunning eyes are as bright as clear Hong, without half impurities, the fair nose is delicate and lovely, and the pink lips are moist and red.

Pei Xiuxiu was stunned by Wu Yafu's sudden move, and screamed like a pig for a long time: "Ah...... What exactly are you doing? ”

Wu Yafu grinned and said: "One will be Mu Lingfeng, the other will be a fake Taoist, this will be an ugly girl again, you have a lot of tricks!" ”

"Huh? No way? She's a fake Taoist? Naraba asked in surprise.

Pei Xiuxiu stammered nervously: "You...... You...... What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I understand? ”

Wu Yafu sneered: "No matter how a person's appearance changes, his voice can't change. ”

Pei Xiuxiu crossed her waist angrily and said, "You promised to let me go, but you didn't believe your word for just a few days?" ”

Wu Yafu said: "I didn't expect you to come to Lushan to find Danqing's mother-in-law, since you have met, it is better to go together, you help us lead the way, we protect your safety, isn't this the best of both worlds?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ah Si interjected: "Fake Taoist, now I believe that someone is going to rob you of your sex, you are so good-looking, it is definitely not safe to walk outside alone, how about letting me Ah Si protect you?" ”

Depending on the situation, even if Pei Xiuxiu wants to refuse, it is impossible for the man with facial paralysis to agree.

Pei Xiuxiu pondered for a while and said: "That's okay, after finding Danqing's mother-in-law, why don't you go back to the bridge and return to the road?" ”

"Whatever you want!" Wu Yafu replied.