705. Playing cards out of common sense
??“ The girl on the other side looked over. Look here, look at it. Don't be scared of me, I'm cute. The sorrow of the lonely boy, say it, who understands? Please, come over here! ——”
The five-tone incomplete music is accompanied by a voice like a broken gong. It's a human disaster! And he sings in front of the palace all day long, but unfortunately even the guards guarding the door have no way to manage it.
Because this initiator is the emperor from the Tyranid Empire, such a distinguished guest is not a small doorman who can be offended. But it's because no one can take care of it, this guy Isha is actually getting longer and more energetic, and he actually jumps up in the back!
At first, the Empress of the Abrassex dynasty did not know what she was singing. Because it was not sung in the universal language of the universe, it was later translated by someone to understand. But what's even worse is that when I knew that the object of the singing was her, I almost went crazy again!
"This guy, why don't you play cards with common sense!" For the first time, the Empress was mad, and she felt a sense of powerlessness that she had never felt before.
Of course, if you want to talk about Ishtar, why would he behave so strangely. This is actually a strange method that he slapped his head, like a strange method.
Originally, Isha was thinking about how to play a conspiracy. But then I thought about it, and felt that I was underestimating this empress, if I didn't have two brushes, would I be able to sit on the throne for so long?
Especially when I learned the news again, it seems that what I did before did not arouse the interest of the other party. I'm afraid that these little tricks have been seen through by the other party.
So then I was alone and anxious, and stayed in a bar to drink. As a result, I saw that the lead singer of the bar and a beautiful customer**, and then the following story was born.
Ishtar slapped his head: "Yes, someone else is the empress, a strong woman in politics, playing politics with her, playing with her, what kind of conspiracy and tricks, isn't it deceiving others?" ”
Thinking of the relevant information, because of the identity of the empress, the Abrashsex dynasty, naturally no one is worthy of it. And the concept of the Ymir tribe is emotionally loyal and single-minded, and of course there can be no male pets. If you think about it this way, will this empress not have emotional experience yet?
So I thought, can we start from this aspect? Even though this empress is a great strong woman, if she has no emotion, she should not be a strong opponent in this area. However, Ishtar has read countless women, and maybe it can become a breakthrough!
But he really doesn't have much cell for music, and when he was a child, he learned to play the guitar with two hands, and he took it out to make an ugly appearance. There is also a damn gong-like voice, he sings it himself, and he is very happy. But it's really going to torture the people around you.
The most tormented person here is undoubtedly the Empress. Even if you sing it during the day, you still work day and night at night, and what is even more troublesome is that you have to go to court every day and hear the broken gong voice of the Ishtama people. The empress, who is usually extremely calm, is about to go crazy!
If nothing else, he just looked at the court, and the ministers who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to speak out were all red-faced. Not to mention how crazy the empress's psychology is? She knew that her authority had been clearly lost in the hearts of these people.
But the more crucial problem is that Istan is the emperor of the Tyranid Empire. Therefore, the empress knew very well intellectually that she could not do anything to the other party. Otherwise, it could be a ripple effect that can lead to the whole undesirable consequences.
It is impossible for the Empress to move Ista because it will not be in the interests of the country. But she definitely can't still let Isha sing endlessly, otherwise she sings in front of the palace all day long, and what kind of system does she have in front of the public?
The empress here is also a little scheming, first sent a maid to persuade Ista to leave: "This is an important place in front of the palace, no wanton noise!" ”
Isha looked at the fact that he had finally come to catch him, of course, with a reluctant look, and said, "I'm singing, not noisy, why don't you know, respect art?" ”
Hearing that he is so shameless, he broke his gong-like voice, and made a fool of himself in public, where is it a little like art? The maid was also stunned for a while, but in the end she vetoed: "The palace is important, don't make noise!" ”
Seeing the other party's resoluteness, Esta became even more dissatisfied, and had no choice but to pack up his guitar instrument, but muttered to himself: "Forget it, there is no master here, there is a place to keep the master." When Lao Tzu will sing and spread the voice throughout the entire dynasty, I am waiting for you to invite Uncle Ben! - Let's go! ”
Originally, Ishtar was persuaded to leave, and the maid completed her mission and went back to report to the empress.
I don't know why, hearing that Ishtar left very happily, the empress suddenly felt a little curious. It stands to reason that such a person, who has insisted for many days, how can it be that he just said he would leave?
As a result, I asked here, and heard Ishtar pack his things and muttered as he left. The empress was almost stunned, and if she waited for Ista to break the sound of a gong spread throughout the territory of the entire dynasty. Will she be able to sit still? Immediately ordered: "Someone is coming, hurry up and chase him back!" ”
Ishtar didn't go far, for he had foreseen what he was saying. As long as this empress still has some face, she must chase herself.
So just in a nearby bar, drinking and singing with a dry mouth. Just the next step is to wait for the empress's invitation, and he is directly invited into the palace.
Come on, the empress is soft, and knows that her cheeks are not as thick as Istta's. In any case, as a woman and a decent emperor, her personal reputation is naturally quite important. It is impossible to compare with someone who has already been rumored to be a "tyrant".
Here the empress was also helpless, and said directly to Ishta: "You are trying your best to play a scoundrel, it is impossible that you don't have any purpose, right?" ”
She can be regarded as spreading out her words, although her psychology must be clear, she takes the initiative to loosen her mouth to the other party, and it is inevitable that she will be blackmailed by the other party.
But now it's time to stabilize and don't make any trouble. If she was letting Ishtar stay outside and sing in the sound of a broken gong, it would still be a shameful love song, she wouldn't want to do anything.
But although this empress is already mentally prepared. But when Ishtar heard the first words, he almost went crazy.
It turned out that he only heard Ishtar, with tears in his eyes, and said, "Honey, are you finally willing to promise me?" ”