(4) A Successful Wedding 5
The background music was also replaced by Fang Xiaoyue's voice: "Over the years, we have all been used to wedding banquets in big hotels, but have you ever thought about it? Our traditional Chinese wedding has a unique flavor; For example, the hole room is not as rough as it is now, but it is funny but evocative; Of course, we in Ningjiang City no longer have a 'hole house', so let's change this 'hole room' to a wedding! ”
"Hmm!" Guo Xianghong said: "As for how to make trouble, you will soon know." ”
"5,000 years of Chinese civilization is embodied in the ...... of 5,000 years of Chinese culture" Fang Xiaoyue took over again: "And in Chinese culture, the most representative and elegant and common appreciation is the couplet ......"
"Our older generation should remember that now we usually hang happy couplets on the door, aisle, or elevator entrance, but the past of our ancestors is not only like this, they will post happy couplets in the lobby, bathroom, cave room, kitchen, etc., which not only adds red joy, but also adds infinite fun......"
"If you don't believe me, we'll take you to follow the camera to see ...... now."
A new house appears on the screen; At the door of the new house, there is a happy couplet: marriage needs to be fateful, a box of paper cigarettes leads to a red rope; Men and women are amorous, and the fish and geese in the two places send lovesickness. There is no horizontal batch in this couplet, and in the middle of the horizontal batch, there is a big red hydrangea hanging from it.
"Yo, this couple is married by cigarettes?! Interesting! ”
"Well, it seems, one of them is an out-of-towner!"
"Who? I saw the girl from the Ning family just now, she got married here, could it be that she recruited a son-in-law from other places? ”
"That's not necessarily, there may be girls from other places who marry in?"
"Who, they are so rich, how can they find someone from another place?"
"What's wrong with the out-of-town? Isn't it good to be out of town? I don't think your local ones are doing well! ”
Guo Xianghong didn't care about the discussions of the guests below, even if he wanted to, he couldn't control it, not to mention the noisy voices, he couldn't hear what they were talking about.
As the screen moves, the first thing that catches my eye is a pair of halls: tossing and turning, staying away is never giving up; Trance day and night, numbness just don't know!
"Wow, which pair is it, the man is so affectionate, how can this woman be so stupid......" Various voices in the audience sounded......
"It's weird, they're all so rich, what are you running away from? also traveled from south to north; Which one is a fool? Voila: Trance day and night...... Hey, I don't understand, the rich man's game is so special. ”
Then the screen turned to the door of the cave room: If you have a brother and love, what more can you ask for in life? Brother has true feelings, has true feelings, this wish is enough in this life!
"Story, in these two couplets, there must be a touching story......"
"I know--" A female voice said, if Su Qingyu was here, she would definitely be able to recognize it, this girl was Xiao Zheng who gave them a marriage certificate in the afternoon, and she said that she knew it because she had listened to Ye
The story told by Zidan.
"You know? Hahahaha - their business, you know? Who do you think you are?! ”
"I ......" Xiao Zheng wanted to argue, but finally held back: I'm afraid it's not good to disclose Director Ye's affairs! So, she endured it, but still muttered in a low voice: "Get off the horse, I know that 'brother' and 'xun' are not the same person!" ”
"Why don't we ask when the bride comes out?"
"Hey--, look, it's ......"
"The bathroom, the bathroom really has a couplet!"
"'There is no hexagram, and there is no secret after entering the door; The two love each other, and there will be worries when they leave home! 'A good pair: there is no secret, there is no concern about leaving home...... It's vulgar, but it's wonderful, and this couplet hangs here - absolutely amazing! ”
"Hey, hey, look at it again, look at this funny: 'Haha, I'm in charge of finance from now on; Mmmm, I'll only make money from now on! 'Hahahaha, it's so interesting, this person is afraid of his wife......"
"Look, look, look at this kitchen couplet: 'Don't forget to bring the children when you make soy sauce, and remember to add garlic to stir-fry vegetables!' What a loving couple...... Ay--? This couple looks like they already have children! ”
"There is a couple with children, it is the baby of the Xing family, but how can you see it?"
"Guess from the couplet!"
"Guess this too?"
"Look, there's also this pair of cave houses: 'I used to only love to carry it; Now it's even more nostalgic! They are so affectionate, and the bride seems to have grown up on the back of the bride. ”
"You see, there is also this couplet: 'Sijun feels the wind and love, why do you need to talk about it!' Wow, I'm drunk, I'm heartbroken, where's my......"
"Forget it, don't be a nymphomaniac, these are all hearsay from literati and ink writers, you still take him seriously, no money, everything is a dream!"
In the discussion of the audience, four pairs of newcomers appeared on the stage one after another.
The voices of Guo Xianghong and Fang Xiaoyue, the main hangers, sounded one after another: "They all say that love is priceless, they all say that love is priceless, however, in today's era of money worship, money has already overwhelmed love - everything looks at 'money', but our newcomers will tell us that love is really priceless - love really exists, in today's worry-free food and clothing, it has nothing to do with money, it is the most wonderful thing in the world......"
"Yes, life is only because of true feelings; Now, please pay attention to the newlyweds on the stage, the bride did not wear a Western-style wedding dress with religious overtones, but wore a traditional Chinese red cheongsam with white shoulders draped over her shoulders - is it beautiful? And Xinyang is wearing a Westerner's costume - a suit, does this mean anything? Foreigners have good things to learn, but we don't have to pack, right? ”
"Isn't it? Xinyu wore a white suit, but they did not forget the habits of the Chinese, red represents festivity, so they matched a red shirt and leather shoes, under the background of a black tie, is it more spiritual, more handsome and chic? ”
"We've thought a lot about this wedding. There are places that are anti-ancient
! Let the bride sit in a sedan chair and cover it with a headscarf...... We denied it. ”
"In the past, a sedan chair was the best means of transportation for women with small feet, but now? We don't need to throw away good new things, we have to be retro, right? ”
"As for putting on a headscarf -- hehe, the brides of the past, when they didn't pass through the door, haven't met yet, and now? Not to mention unmarried cohabitation, at least it takes the moon to go before and after, Qingqing and me, hugging and hugging, is it necessary to engage in that kind of unknown mystery? ”
"Of course, some people will say: in the past, there were places where the bride rode horses, so why not let the bride ride horses together?"
"We want to be new and realistic! Now the traffic, we ride horses, okay? Whether it's because of the cityscape or traffic laws, it is not allowed; Besides, even if it was allowed, so what? Is it the bride who can ride a horse, or the bride who can ride? ”
"Don't think it's easy to learn to ride a horse, it's much more difficult to learn to ride a horse than to learn to drive, and the tall horses in the past, as an embellishment of the title of the gold list, that is the scenery, that is the glory of the ancestors, and now you ride a horse, in addition to giving people a little bit of novelty, how can you glorify the ancestors?"
"We pursue the new, but also the natural new - the natural new when all conditions allow!"
"By the way, I suddenly thought of a word that only appears in fantasy: 'affinity'."
"Weddings need joy, but they also need 'affinity'. Friends come and go, happy, isn't it because of affinity? Moreover, we need to be in tune with this era, with our society, and even with our environment......"
"Okay, the couple is in place, and now let's move on to the second agenda of the wedding: the second item of the wedding - the marriage certificate is read by the witness! Witnesses are invited to the stage! ”
Looking at Tian Fangzheng, who walked onto the rostrum step by step, many guests were stunned......
"How so? How could it be Vice Mayor Tian? No, they're not relatives! ”
"Who knows, rich people are different, even the leaders of government departments are invited to act as witnesses!"
"This is called 'focusing on economic construction'! Who made them well-known people in the city, big taxpayers! ”
"Hey--Party style, political discipline ......"
There was a lot of discussion in the audience......
Tian Fangzheng took the microphone from the host's hand, cleared his throat, and said, "Good evening, everyone!" ”
His words caused embarrassment, sarcasm, and commotion in the audience!
Tian Fangzheng was not in a hurry, he looked at the audience quietly, and when the voice finally quieted down, Tian Fangzheng continued: "This is an open wedding, as long as you are free and interested, no matter whether you are close to your neighbors, whether you are new or old, you can participate, isn't it?" Besides, I, Tian Fangzheng, am also human, and I also have seven emotions and six desires, and I am also a little curious about this unique wedding - how did they change the accustomed wedding banquet into a unique wedding celebration based on the wedding? Huh--"
Speaking of this, Tian Fangzheng paused, and his face was solemn: "I-
- Tian Fangzheng, as the deputy mayor of this city, shouldn't be here, right? However, I still came, and I believe that most people will think that this is a kind of corruption, a kind of money worship; But I don't think so, our municipal party committee and municipal government! ”
Tian Fangzheng kept his voice and glanced at the audience solemnly again: "Before I make an explanation, I selectively read a few paragraphs of the "Investigation and Analysis Report on the Development and Market of Ningjiang Citrus" that was sent at the same time as their application to borrow Civic Square. ”
After speaking, Tian Fangzheng took out a copy from his pocket: "Dear leaders of the Municipal Party Committee and Municipal Government: I now report to you on my investigation and analysis of the citrus production situation and orange fruit sales market in Ningjiang, and at the same time put forward my personal opinions and suggestions,......
Reading this, Tian Fangzheng turned the page directly: "...... Due to the high market price of red beauties (25-30 yuan per catty), since the previous year, orange farmers in this city and orange farmers in neighboring provinces and cities have received red beauties in a large area at the same time,...... It is expected that from next year, or at the latest from the year after, the supply will far exceed the demand, and the market price of the red beauty will fall sharply,...... The red beauty orange peel is thin and juicy, and it is not resistant to storage...... It may result in orange farmers not being able to recover the investment costs in the early stage......"
Reading this, Tian Fangzheng turned directly to the last page: "It is recommended that the government come forward and persuade orange farmers to expand the planting of various sweet oranges that are resistant to late harvest, such as blood oranges picked in January,...... Sue--Qing--Yu! ”
Closing the copy, Tian Fangzheng looked at the audience: "Su Qingyu, he is a new person in our wedding tonight!" As for the rest......"
Tian Fangzheng changed the topic: "Do you know? In recent years, why are there more wild freshwater fish in our vegetable market? Why are there so many chickens, ducks and pork in the market? And the price is lower than that of neighboring provinces and cities? You should remember that for the sake of the five water co-governance, the municipal party committee and government reluctantly issued a document prohibiting the raising of poultry and livestock on both sides of the Ningjiang River and its main tributaries. Don't we know that crops need a lot of manure? ”
(End of chapter)