Chapter 887: A Little Noise
887, small noise
On the periphery of the iceberg of liars, the windy garbage dump. This place has snowstorms all year round, and ordinary people can't live here at all, so it becomes a garbage dump. Household garbage, corpses, even living people who want to be executed, are thrown here. However, there is a special guy living here, or rather, a robot, Little Noisy.
Tang Yu didn't know what he was thinking about coming here, he just had a gut feeling that this little robot with the strongest presence in the game might help him, because the roots of this robot are too deep. And he was sure that, because of the obstruction of the nuclear bomb, no experimenter would find the little noise before him. Even the previous Nemo's team, although it came early, didn't look in the right direction, you must know that this is not comparable to the game, here, but a whole planet!
"This hole is for Captain Flint, and this hole is for Jack, a handsome guy...... Ah, today's wind and snow are unexpectedly big, just like the past 364 Earth days......" Tang Yu heard an electronic synthesis sound that sounded very good and the tone was always cheerful.
"Ah~~ Dear Jackson, we meet again! How long have you been dead here? One year and three months or two years and seven months, ha! Anyway, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that today is another sunny day, cheer! Aha! ”
Click, click~~~ Tang Yu stepped on the thick snow and walked over, and saw an inverted trapezoidal body with a boxy body, a thin and short mechanical arm, a huge round one-eye in the center of the body, and a robot with wheels for movement under the body was holding a shovel and talking to a corpse that had been frozen for a long time. A small quarrel, an important character throughout the plot of "Borderlands".
Hearing the footsteps, Xiao Noisy turned around suddenly, and when he saw Tang Yu wearing a black cloak, he immediately shouted: "Wow! What do I see? Black cloak? Is it the Grim Reaper? Oh no, robots can't see death! That...... Is it because you're so ugly that you wear this outfit? Anyway, I finally saw a living person! Let me introduce myself first, I'm a CL**-TP robot, you can also call me a little noisy!! That one...... You weren't sent by Captain Flint to get me, were you? ”
"No, I ......"
"Ahh I knew you weren't, man! I knew it at the first sight of you! Do you know what I know? Message one, you're very, very ugly! But that's okay, I don't mind at all, because it's ...... standing in front of you Wow! The most handsome and chic existence in the world! It doesn't matter, you can take off your cloak bravely, because no matter what you look like, you will never be as handsome as me! So it makes no difference! Huh? Did I just say message two? Forget it, it doesn't matter! Tang Yu was interrupted by a small noise as soon as he spoke.
"I'm here to ......"
"Hah! Let me guess, you're a Vault Hunter, right!? Handsome guy Jack has been working a lot lately! You're the seventh Vault Hunter's corpse to be dropped here recently! Ah, isn't that right? You're alive? Oh, my God! You're still alive! A living Vault Hunter! Come and give us a high-five! …… Uh, no...... You're not a Vault Hunter......" The small screaking voice suddenly fell, its raised arm still frozen.
"Why do you have to wait for the Vault Hunter?" Tang Yu finally seized the opportunity to speak.
"I naturally look for the Vault Hunter for a reason, a very important reason, related to the survival of Pandora, the rise and fall of civilization, and the nature of the universe! It's impossible for a little person like you to know this! You can't even guess that this has something to do with handsome guy Jack!! The little noise spun around in circles on the ground.
"So, you're trying to find Jack, a handsome guy, to avenge the little noise he killed? But because the handsome guy Jack is too powerful, if he is a local native, he will generally not resist him. Is that what it means that those who are willing to oppose Jack, a handsome guy, and have enough ability, are only Vault Hunters? Tang Yu smiled and said.
The little noise suddenly jumped up, "Wow! You really are my best friend! My black-faced confidante! Ah no, you're the roundworm in my stomach! ”
"Then why don't you go to Roland's rebels?" Tang Yu asked.
"Roland is a good guy, and his resistance army also has some strength, and if a powerful Vault Hunter joins in, he can really fight against Jack, a handsome guy! But I wanted to vomit as soon as I saw that face, so, forget it! Ahaha! Ahahahaha! The little noise laughed a little awkwardly.
Tang Yu looked at the robot, in fact, he knew a lot of things about the little noise. Little Noise used to be a very powerful universal robot, and this one is the most powerful prototype in front of us, built by the founders of Hyperion. It used to be the partner of the handsome guy Jack, and he went on adventures with Jack, fought against the invasion of Dahl Corporation, and helped Jack ascend to the high position of Hyperion Corporation together.
Even when presented with an opportunity to acquire all of Hyperion's weapons technology and lead a small noisy army to rule the planet Pandora, it chose to turn down because it considered Jack to be its friend. But this kind of trust is waiting for betrayal.
Jack didn't hesitate to destroy its combat system, destroy the little noisy production line, and hired Roland, who hadn't turned his face at the time, to destroy all the mutinous little noisy robots, and then throw it away as garbage.
So under the appearance of this tease and broken mouth, there is a heart full of scars and loneliness, which is a little noise. Therefore, it is bent on seeking revenge on the handsome guy Jack, even if it has lost its combat program and can no longer pick up arms, not for itself, but for the sake of other little noisy robots. It also never said a word to Roland and his party, because although it had countless reasons to hate Roland, it knew that Roland was not wrong.
Therefore, whether it is with Hyperion, or with the handsome guy Jack, or with Roland of the rebels, it has a deep origin, and it is a major vein in the whole plot! Thinking so, Tang Yu stepped forward and said to Xiao Noisy, "Give it a high-five!" ”
"Oh no! I don't want to give such an ugly person a high five! I haven't seen your face yet, but my gut tells me so! Xiao Noisy said this, but still raised the thin and short mechanical arm, waiting to high-five Tang Yu.
"Do you know why I'm giving you a high-five?" Tang Yu asked suddenly.
"Why pinch ~~?"
"Because...... I'm the handsome guy Jack's person......" Tang Yu said, suddenly slapped his palm on the little noisy hand, and then launched the mechanical field!!