Why did the king of demons, Sun Wukong, scream in the middle of the night, and why did the monkey's chrysanthemums bloom frequently, so stay tuned to today's CCTV......

Ahem, stop!

Lu Yu stopped thinking nonsense in his heart, and then replied '? Then I started to be in a daze.

He doesn't know much about the DC Universe, but no matter how much he doesn't know, he knows that the DC Universe is the same as the Marvel Universe, the character setting blows through the sky, what pushes the earth with one hand and sheds a drop of sweat, what is the power of 100,000 suns, and what even the Big Bang can only blow a hair.

These settings are very clear at first glance, and it is almost impossible to say that the superheroes of Marvel and the DC universe are all bulls who sweep multiple dimensions.

But in the movie, it is shown that the power of 100,000 suns is fighting life and death with people on the earth, and the earth has not exploded, which is also a miracle.

Judging from the performance, in addition to the background board and the superhuman superman, there should be no one in the DC universe who can help the king of the demon king, Sun Wukong.

Besides, Monkey King is in Gotham City, and the combat power of the people in Gotham City simply insults the word boss.

Needless to say, the joker is characterized by madness, not destructive power, and Batman is not to be said, high (down) IQ master, as for other penguins, two-faced people and the like, it is a question whether the combat effectiveness is even 0.5.

So the question is, why did Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings who can sing invincible and really lonely in Gotham City, send out a cry for help in the middle of the night.

"Are you really not coming in?" Saitama poked her head out of the supermarket, carrying a large bag in her hand, and stimulated Lu Yu with her own actions.

It's good to have a friend who runs a supermarket, you can take whatever you want, and you can take as much as you want.

"I'm not going in." What are you doing in there, do you take my things, thinking like this, Lu Yu's heart ached faintly again, you can take it, take some toothpaste or something, and I should make you a friend, but can you not look for expensive ones to take it, with systematic urine, I am afraid that this money will be deducted from my account.

But no matter how distressed I am, I admit it, as an excellent supermarket owner, it's not my style to pay for it.

"Oh." Saitama answered, retracted her head again, and continued to take things.

As soon as Saitama finished speaking, the phone rang over there.

Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, sent a new message, "Boss, after you left that day, about an hour later, a guy wearing underwear came to the supermarket and said that he wanted to find us a theory. ”

Wear underwear over the outside?

Superman?

Superman is running to my supermarket? Lu Yu asked with doubts: "Then what." ”

"Then I'll reason with him with my fists." The king of demons, Sun Wukong, replied.

Theories with fists? Sure enough, this was very much in line with the style of this dead monkey, Lu Yu asked while thinking, "And then?" ”

"Then I thought about it, as a good monkey, I should learn the gentleman's ...... to move his mouth and not to do it." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said.

"Tell the truth." Lu Yu pouted, as long as you are a gentleman, you don't move your mouth, I think you are a monkey and don't move your mouth.

It's not that there are no monkeys who like to use their mouths and hands, for example, a monkey who followed Tang Seng for a long time and then came to his senses, and then a female version of the monkey, but this definitely does not include this monkey called the king of the demon king.

"I didn't beat him." Sun Wukong, the king of demon kings, said to the single.

Although the man wearing underwear outside has hurt customs, he is still very powerful, his body is harder than him, he can't beat no matter how he hits, and he has a pair of red eyes, which can shoot lasers when they are red.

As soon as I fought him, his eyes were as red as a fiery eye, and lasers were fired everywhere.

"I knew it was so." Lu Yu looked at his phone and sighed, "Sun Wukong, you are already an adult monkey, it's time to find a way to solve Superman by yourself." ”

Monkey King, King of Demon Kings: "......." ”

"After all, the boss can't be by your side all the time, you have to take care of yourself."

"Boss, if you don't come again, I'll come back by myself."

"You wait, I'll go right over." Lu Yu forked out the private chat interface, and then thought about how to get Superman.

Although Superman blows a lot and has a lot of types, what silver Superman, gold Superman and a bunch of messy Superman, but compared with other DC superheroes who blow gods and have actual combat damage of 0.5, Superman is still more worthy of his name.

Faster than a bullet, stronger than a locomotive, hearing to hear the sound of a mosquito in a distant place, a body of steel that is hard to break, eyes that shoot lasers, and the ability to see.

These abilities can create a superhero by putting them alone on one person, and they are all put on Superman in one breath, and the name of DC's own son is gone.

To deal with this kind of DC son, then go to DC Daddy Batman, open the aura of wisdom and lower Superman's IQ, or find someone who can kill Superman.

It just so happens that he has one here.

Turning Saitama to the DC universe is equivalent to having an extra bodyguard, and it's a very cheap kind, and when he flickers around, he will even save Saitama's employment fee.

Don't get me wrong, he's not going to fool Saitama, he's going to fool Tony Stark.

I hired Saitama to give you Tony Stark as a bodyguard, are you embarrassed not to pay? I paid you so much salary in advance, are you embarrassed not to reimburse me, and I am afraid that you are in danger, so I specially helped you hire a bodyguard, are you embarrassed not to give me an intermediary fee?

What, you say you're not in danger? Don't need a bodyguard? How do I know, I'm just worried about you, I'm completely kind, and this kindness alone is worth your spending a lot of money to reward me.

Thinking like this, Lu Yu showed a refreshing smile.

Saitama, who had just selected a bunch of goods from the supermarket, saw Lu Yu's smile and walked back silently, he decided that he should return some of the goods himself, because Lu Yu's smile felt that something bad was about to happen.

"Fellow Daoists, please stay." Lu Yu saw Saitama get up, and hurriedly shouted in the back.

After Saitama stopped, Lu Yu straightened his collar and came to Saitama slowly, "This Taoist friend, it's been good lately." ”

"What you said made me feel the urge to hit someone." Saitama clenched his fists and almost punched out, and the sentence "Fellow Daoists, please stay" just now made the hairs on his body stand on end.

"I have good news for you." Lu Yu showed a kind smile, "There is a supermarket that is about to be discounted. ”

"Not interested." He had just experienced the supermarket restriction and was not interested in discounts or anything at all.

"Waiver."

"Not interested."

"Ten days in a row."

"Where?"