Tang Fatzi and I and Tang Lingyun cleaned up, I looked at the sky and said, "Open the road, open the road, the open road in front of the beauty!" ”

I'm in a good mood, I feel that I'm still very useful, at least these eight famous tomb robbers don't have to look for me, after this series of changes, my brother's tomb robbery level has improved linearly.

Ever since I learned the Illusion Dao Method, there's nothing that scares me now!

"At first glance, it is the elite in the tomb robbery, and there is no tension at all!"

Tang Fatzi couldn't help but praise, since he became like that, the relationship between him and his cousin has actually warmed up, and the relationship is better than before, which no one expected.

During the casual conversation with him, I knew that his name was Tang Mingming, and he was Tang Lingyun's cousin.

"It's a little funny! Learn and go! ”

Before leaving, I didn't forget to pretend to be forced, Xiao Ming drove us out of the city, but at this moment, a dark green off-road jeep appeared in the cross-country and intercepted the way.

A modern girl rushed down angrily from above, and her apricot eyebrows were upside down!

Isn't it Dongfang Liang, who else?

She got out of the car and angrily pointed at my nose and yelled:

"Okay, you Liu Xiaoxie, I knew that you were ambiguous, and I caught you, look at what you say, I can't tell if I tear your mouth apart!"

She yelled at me viciously, looking at this kind of real possibility.

Angry women are tigers!

I sighed in my heart, and in order to find someone to support me, Dongfang Liang also brought two bodyguards, and their fierce eyes glared at me, as if I owed them money.

I opened the car door, pulled Dongfang Liang to the side and whispered: "My relationship with them is a partner, let's go and get rich together!" How can I marry you if I don't get rich, and your father won't do it! ”

"What fortune?"

"Yang Guifei's ancient tomb! Hee-hee! ”

"What?"

Dongfang Liang screamed in surprise, and then covered her mouth and said, "I'll go too!" ”

I scratched my head and was a little distressed, what is this, it's not going to travel, it's going to be a hair!

I persuaded, "Don't go, there's danger inside!" ”

"Damn, my sister is also from a family of tomb robbers, why can't I go, isn't there a woman there?"

She was talking about Tang Lingyun, it would be fine if she didn't let her touch it, let her touch it, basically she would make trouble.

She crossed her waist and yelled and made a fuss, even stomping her feet and playing with her belt!

I suddenly had no choice, and said helplessly: "Then let's go together!" ”

So I took a beautiful off-road jeep in the East, they drove a black antique car, and the two bodyguards let them go home.

Is this destination, say it and make people depressed to death, a thousand miles away in Yunnan Kaval Mountain, as for why I went there, how do I know?

But it is not wrong for a family of tomb robbers to lead the way.

It's a bit boring halfway, I don't know how to drive at all, so it's completely Dongfang Liang who drives by herself, she asks me to tell ten jokes an hour, beat my back and massage for 10 minutes, and the rest of the time I do what I like.

"Tell a joke, it's so boring!"

Dongfang Liang kept staring at the car behind, she was going to be in front of her, this temper was really no one.

Anyway, I saw that she was nervous about me, and I was a little excited.

"I've been telling jokes for 5 hours in a row, and I've basically finished telling all the jokes I know, so I'll give you a massage!"

I grinned, this time is probably the first time the two of us have been in close contact, Dongfang Liang's soft back is my favorite.

"No, I just want to hear a joke!" Dongfang Liang glared at me unwillingly, and said loudly and angrily.

I know, she's still angry.

I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll talk about it...... Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and on the mountain, there was a temple, and in the temple, there was a monk......."

I said not to say it here, Dongfang Liang was listening, and he punched me anxiously and said, "Speak, I'm listening!" ”

"That's the joke!" I said embarrassedly.

"Haha, that's a joke!"

"This is a cold joke, the meaning of a cold joke is to calm you down, you have a little connotation, okay!"

I won't mention the things along the way, anyway, it's quite painful, it's not convenient to do anything in the car, but fortunately I can meditate and be accompanied by beautiful women.

But Dongfang Liang was so tired that she couldn't open her eyes, but she relied on her will not to lose to Tang Lingyun, and she insisted on it.

We bought some biscuits from the high-speed supply station to eat, which was too expensive.

One day and one night, we finally rushed to the territory of Yunnan, stayed in the hotel for a night, and ran for half a day!

It's finally at the foot of Mount Kaval!

Looking at such a beautiful scenery, I immediately felt that the bumps along the way were worth it.

Lush peaks, glowing black, that's canyons and black rocks. In the distance, there are frozen mountains, and a small crystal clear river flows out of the canyon.

Refreshing...... Pretty!

The four of us got out of the car and looked out into the distance together, like a mountain lying on a dragon.

"How's it going, have you arrived?"

After a while, I took a comfortable breath of the air of Mount Kaval, stretched, and asked aloud.

"The last time I was here was five years ago, and I was walking forward, and the car couldn't move forward, so let's walk!"

Tang Fat Man took out the dragon ruler, and compared one eye to the mountain peaks in the distance,

To put it bluntly, this kind of ruler is to measure the distance between the peaks, and a skilled feng shui master can accurately judge the accurate distance between one mountain and another mountain through the dragon ruler, and can also calculate the time it takes to reach the goal!

In my opinion, tomb robbing is the easiest and easiest thing to do, I never thought that this time it would be so difficult!

"How could Li Heng be buried here?" I couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Do you know where Yang Guifei died?"

Tang Lingyun grinned, and said like you don't understand.

We shook our heads, and Tang Lingyun smiled and said:

"Yang Guifei is a sheep and died in Mawei Mountain, why did she die in that mountain, because the sheep and horses were Liuhe, and Yang Guifei's god was killed!" [Use God: A title in Feng Shui that refers to the Yuan Shen that supports human survival!] 】

She continued: "But Li Heng is a pig, and the reason why he likes Yang Guifei is because of the pig and sheep triad Yuanshen, [Sanhe generally refers to Dajichang]

And this Caval Mountain is also known as the Rabbit God Mountain, Li Heng was worried that others would rob the tomb, so he chose a site here for thousands of miles and built the underground palace imperial mausoleum! In this way, it constitutes a high-level feng shui pattern of Hai Mao Wei Triad, which is especially beneficial to future generations, and it can be regarded as his last wish before his death! ”

I nodded, I also know a little bit about these things, in ancient times, those emperors would be buried with someone after they died, and they were generally their favorite people before they died, and then they were the women who matched each other.

I rubbed my hands and started to carry things from the car, I bought more food in them, I don't see people in this place, I don't see ghosts in the future, what if I starve to death, I have to be a full ghost when I die!

Besides, Dongfang Liang is still following me, I can't let her starve.

"You take it, you take it, you take it, you take it!"

Everything that is heavy, Dongfang Liang throws it into my hiking bag, she just holds a telescope and a bottle of mineral water. smiled: "I'll drive, you carry things, no opinion!" ”

"Of course no comment, I just want to know, if I'm tired, can you tell me jokes and massage?"

I asked curiously.

Dongfang Liang clapped her palms and said, "Come, sister will give you a massage!" ”

I saw that her expression did not seem to be massaged, but to practice iron sand palms, so I waved my hand and said, "I'm not tired yet, I'll talk about it later, hey, you two keep up, go forward, Kaval Mountain, I'm coming!" ”

I shouted loudly, and the voice echoed in the Grand Canyon.

"I'm coming, I'm pulling, I'm pulling!" Echoes echoed through the valley.

"Liu Xiaoxie is a fool!"

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

Dongfang Liang also learned from me to shout loudly.

With the scenery here, it's really worth the trip!