Chapter 49: Nickname Liu Xiaojiao (3)
In fact, I chatted with the two of us, watching and listening to all directions, and listening to everything the people around me said.
"I heard that this dormitory building has been haunted recently, and this must have been killed by a ghost!"
"The other girls are scared, I don't know who is next?"
"Will there be another one?"
"Why not, if there is a first, there will be a second!"
I thought to myself, how could I stand idly by and watch the demons run rampant, they all infiltrated the university, and killed people.
Don't forget the purpose of our Liu family, run away if you see a ghost!
The three girls were talking, and I suddenly appeared and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, can you tell me what happened, and I may be able to help you?" ”
I opened as gently as possible, but I still scared the three of them, and after a long time here, it was already dark.
The main thing is that they have ghosts in their hearts, otherwise they wouldn't be like this,
"To die, is there any politeness to suddenly appear behind people? Don't you see our sisters chatting? ”
One of the shortest girls said that I actually preferred the tall, thin girl to talk, but she also looked at me with disdain.
Why do you look at me like this, am I not handsome?
"Hello, my surname is Liu, my name is Xiaoxie, it's a pleasure to meet you, let me introduce, I am actually an excellent Taoist priest!" I said politely and kindly.
The short girl laughed and said, "Why don't you call Liu Xiaojiao, it's better!" ”
At this time, Zhao Long and Wang Xiaohua laughed in the back, and Zhao Long came over and pulled me and said, "Let's go, let's go to dinner, it's time!" ”
"I'll be looking for you later! Salted duck eggs, goodbye! I turned back to the short, chubby girl and said, "Come and be rude, I'm going to give you a nickname."
"Who do you call salted duck eggs!"
There was already a coquettish drink from behind, and I ran away when I saw that it was not good, and my fists were invincible with four hands, and the heroes couldn't stand a group of women.
"I'm just asking how the woman died, why did they do this to me?" I said angrily.
"Big brother, don't forget, you are a Taoist priest in our hometown, everyone knows, you are just a student here, you will lock you up if you pretend to be a ghost, and if it is serious, you may be expelled from the school, this place is not Coach Qiu to take care of your affairs!"
Zhao Long hurriedly gave me some guidance, and I suddenly realized that this was the case, "Then I need some popularity!" ”
"You don't need to be well-known, the more famous you are, the faster you die, you just go to school honestly, you can join the swimming team of this school if you have nothing to do, I heard that the girls there are very punctual!"
Zhao Long smiled at me in a daze.
"Well, good idea, but ......!" I continued: "As a righteous Taoist priest who defends the Jinsha River and destroys demons, my father told me to arrest ghosts when I see them!" ”
"You don't have a good habit, you can't catch so many ghosts, there are a lot of water ghosts in our hometown, have you caught them, and I haven't seen you deal with a few, I don't think you can clean up the female ghost in red!"
Zhao Long sneered at each other, I was speechless for a moment, I admit that my Taoism is very poor, but I prefer to believe that those water ghosts are too powerful. I didn't see that even a master of Zhanbai's level could only repel the water ghost.
"Our Daomen family, you won't understand!" I pretended to be deep and looked back, just in time to see Wang Xiaohua, and said angrily: "Why are you eavesdropping on my secret?" ”
"Oh, it turned out to be your secret, then I know it now!"
Wang Xiaohua clapped her hands with a smile in her eyes and said.
Oops, I cursed myself in my heart, I wanted to be a mysterious Taoist priest, and my plan to show my skills at a critical time was in vain, and now someone has discovered my identity,
I feel the urge to get rid of her!
Zhao Long smiled awkwardly: "Xiao Xie, you promised to invite me to dinner in the evening, and then you see, I think this girl is very good, let's go together!" ”
"Let's go!"
The three of us were walking, and we happened to see Dongfang Liang trotting over, she was wearing a very flowing windbreaker today, which was very eye-catching, and the four of us immediately attracted a lot of attention.
I'm proud, I can't keep a low profile wherever I go.
"Little evil!" As soon as he saw me, Dongfang Liang immediately grabbed my arm, and my arm suddenly became in severe pain: "Ah......hhhhhhh
I shook off her hand, and Dongfang Liang immediately looked aggrieved: "Why are you so kind to others?" ”
"I didn't want to do this to you, I actually like you to treat me like this, but I do this to you because you ...... past" I remembered that it was a secret, so I whispered in my ear.
Wang Xiaohua immediately came over to eavesdrop, and I hurriedly pulled Dongfang Liang aside and said, "We still have to keep our distance, do you remember, you infected me with a female ghost when you got married!" ”
My arm hurt again, and I whispered in pain, "I can't touch any woman, or she'll torment me!" ”
"Oh...... You can't touch any woman, I know your secret again, and I will talk to my aunt and grandmother in the future, or I will tell everyone else! ”
Wang Xiaohua jumped happily, I just didn't have any way to deal with her, Zhao Long said to me embarrassedly: "Big brother, you suffer a little crime, let me take her down first, and then I will be our person!" ”
I was so careless, just such a little secret was overheard by a strange enemy, okay, I said to Dongfang Liang: "Go, I invite you to supper, I lost 400 yuan today!" ”
"You've lost your money, but you look like you're happy!" Dongfang Liang looked at me strangely and asked suspiciously.
"I wasn't happy, but I'm glad to see you! Because you are Bai Fumei! I giggled.
Dongfang Liang suddenly realized, "Is it to borrow money, how much does it cost?" "I look rich, I'm happy because Dongfang Liang still has me in her heart, she took my arm when she saw me at first sight, what did she want to prove?
Dongfang Liang is really a very strange person, Aixin Jueluo said that she was my wife, but the little cutie was angry when she saw me in contact with her. Ever since I knew that there was a place for the underworld, I didn't believe in reasoning and intuition anymore.
Right away...... I was intrigued by the full table of dishes.
We wolfed down our meal, and when we checked out, the waiter said, "Which of you checks out, ninety-eight!" ”
I almost vomited what I had eaten in my stomach, and I ate a quarter of my food expenses in one meal, and I coughed twice: "I went to the toilet, and my stomach has been a little uncomfortable these days!" ”
"I'll settle the account, take it, it's more for you to tip!"
Wang Xiaohua didn't know what to do at home, so she took out a hundred and glanced at me disdainfully.
Zhao Long also hurriedly took out the money and said repeatedly: "I'm a man, I'll pay for it!" ”
Dongfang Liang also said loudly: "I invited everyone to this meal!" ”
I looked at the three of them, only to realize that I was the only one who picked on the door, why am I so stingy, and I actually know so many generous people.
The waiter didn't know whose money to take, so he stayed there with wide eyes, and when he was about to collect Zhao Long's money, I reached out and grabbed it, and then quickly collected the money from the other two.
"I lost 400 yuan today, and now one person collects 100 of you to comfort my wounded heart, waiter, pay the bill, and count the tip of my reward!"
I finished the account and left in style, I can actually pretend to be forced if I don't have money!