Chapter 321: Uncle is here to play
I also followed the example of my mother-in-law and bowed to the jade lotus in the pool.
"Shhhhh Granny Quanshui whispered.
"Oh, I see, sleeping in the lotus, it's quite enjoyable. I muttered quietly.
"Don't be disrespectful to the ancestral spirits!" Granny Quanshui gave me a cold look.
I quickly shut my mouth.
"Help the old woman!"
I sat cross-legged beside Granny Quanshui, looking at the lotus flowers in the pond for a while, and then turning my head to look at Granny Quanshui beside me, my eyes were full of doubts.
"Boy, the old woman knows that your little head is full of problems, so ask now!"
"Granny Quanshui, what about the others? It should be you alone, oh, no, just you and the ancestral spirit? What the hell is going on here? And the most important question is how can I get over the moat. ”
"Boy, you have too many questions, come one by one. I'll show you a video first. ”
As she spoke, her tree-like hand waved in the air, and a shadow of light immediately appeared in mid-air.
"Granny Izumi is also a cultivator?" I asked curiously as I looked at the light and shadow.
"I'm ashamed, the old woman doesn't dare to be a cultivator, because she has been blessed by the ancestral spirit, the old woman has cultivated some of the most basic methods, but the old woman's qualifications and understanding are too poor, and she has not been able to build a foundation in her life. At the end, the old woman's voice gradually lowered, and then she hid her face and wept.
I hurriedly comforted Granny Quanshui, who was so upset that she closed her eyes and never opened her mouth again.
I looked at the light and shadow in the sky, this is a very ordinary but very peaceful village, the chickens and dogs bark.
Under a very old banyan tree in the east of the village, a group of women are doing needlework in their hands and chatting about their daily routines, children are running around with paper windmills in their hands, and a few older children are climbing on the banyan tree, playing and playing.
Several women scolded the children in the tree, telling them to be careful not to fall from the tree.
A scene of joy.
When it was almost noon, the women dispersed and went home to cook, and the smoke gradually rose from every house, and the strong laborers came back from all directions up and down the mountain, like a hundred birds returning to their nests.
Suddenly, there was a loud bang in the distance, and then the earth shook, and several children fell from the big banyan tree.
Everyone ran out of the house, but fortunately, no one was injured and no house collapsed, so there was a complete false alarm!
Something like an earthquake had happened before, and everyone thought it was the same as before, and this time it was obviously far from the center of the earthquake, and soon everyone stopped paying attention to it and went about their own business.
"What's the situation, this and the Demon Domain, and the Eight Poles of the Heavenly Trench can't be beaten?"
The light and shadow flashed quickly, and suddenly the next day, a very naughty child in the village climbed to the top of the big banyan tree for the first time in his life.
The child was so shocked that he couldn't speak when he saw the scene in the distance, and the child saw a candy mountain!
There is a mountain of candy in the distance, and in the direction of yesterday's loud noise, the candy is piled up into a big mountain, and it is all the kind that children like to eat!
The child hurriedly called all his friends over from Hupu, and all the children who could climb to the top of the tree climbed to the top of the tree, and then they also found the candy mountain!
A group of children drooling, seductive, naked temptation!
But the children had an argument with each other, and each child said that the candy mountain he saw was full of his favorite candy.
The children slipped down from the banyan tree and went to the adults to judge them.
A group of children said that they saw a candy mountain on the big banyan tree, and at first the adults didn't believe it at all, how could this be possible, it was definitely the children who made up nonsense.
But I can't hold the children's gossip, the children are clamoring to find the candy mountain, there is an idle man who usually likes to tease the children, under the siege of the children, promised to give the children a justice, to see who said that the candy on the candy mountain is right.
When the idle man climbed to the top of the big banyan tree, he was immediately dumbfounded when he followed the direction pointed by the children.
Where is there a candy mountain, it is obviously a mountain of gold!
The mountain is full of golden cash trees, the trees are like mangoes, and countless yellow ingots hang down from the branches, shining gold!
An entire mountain is full of this kind of cash cow with gold ingots!
The idle man changed his previous laziness and went crazy, and slipped down from the tree, moving three points more agile than the monkey.
The idle man went home to pack, took all the dry food, and finally stayed up until dark, took advantage of the night, sneaked out of the village, and rushed away in the direction of Jinshan alone.
The idle man has no old age, no young, no daughter-in-law in the middle, he is alone at home, he has sneaked out before, and his disappearance has not attracted much attention.
However, just two days after the idle man disappeared, the two treasures of the Zhang family, the introduction of the Li family, and the three sons of the Liu family suddenly disappeared together!
Now the matter is serious, the village chief called all the children in the village together, and wanted to ask about the whereabouts of these four boys, and the children all said that they must be looking for Candy Mountain!
The village chief felt that he was about to go crazy, so he asked the third child of the Liu family in the west of the village to be called.
Liu Laosan is an honest man and never panics.
In fact, the third child of the Liu family got sick when he was young, and he fell ill, and when he grew up, he was a little demented, and he couldn't learn even if he was taught to lie.
The third child of the Liu family has a bad brain, but his body is strong, like a brute cow, and he is a well-known brute in the village.
Although no woman wants to marry him, he is the favorite object of the widows in the village, and the widows ask what questions about blushing, the third child of the Liu family has to answer all questions, and he doesn't know how to blush.
From the mouth of the third child of the Liu family, the widows inquired about the man's affairs clearly and clearly.
The village chief called the third child of the Liu family over and asked him to climb the big banyan tree to take a look.
The third child of the Liu family is strong and strong, and it is not a problem to climb a tree or something, but the third child of the Liu family can't come up for a long time when he climbs up.
More and more people came under the tree, and they all came to see the excitement, and almost half of the people from the village came.
"Hey, Liu Laosan, what did you see?" someone yelled loudly under the tree.
"I saw that the mountain was full of houses, all two-story buildings, crowded, and there were so many big girls on it, look good! The big girls are still waving at me, calling me uncle, let me play!"
"Two floors, the girl beckoned, and asked the uncle to play, isn't this Yihong Mansion?"
"Are those girls shouting, 'Uncle, come and play?'" someone shouted under the banyan tree.
"Yes, yes!" the third child of the Liu family replied honestly.
"Ah, the street is full of bare-bottomed little daughters-in-law, white flowers, very dazzling!" the third child of the Liu family shouted loudly while swallowing saliva.