Scottron: "....... ”

How much do you hate your colleague to stop your boss from raising your colleague's salary when he says he wants to raise his salary.

Do you know that if you do this, you will be beaten to death by your colleagues?

With his own life, he felt that if anyone stopped the boss when he said that he would increase his salary, he would definitely punch him to let him know why the flowers were so red.

But he's the boss now, so he's going to play a good role.

"I see." Scott Lang suddenly realized: "They dare to be lazy without following the rules, and I will fine them when I go back." ”

He thought that he would be satisfied with Lu Yu when he said this, but Lu Yu shook his head when he heard it, "Boss, you can't fine them." ”

"Why?"

Lu Yu replied: "Boss, did you forget?" They work here, you only give them food and shelter, and they don't pay them, and they can't pay them if you want to fine. ”

Scottron: "....... ”

No salary?

You're kidding me.

I don't have a salary at work, and I go to a chicken feather class.

It's better to beg.

Scott Lang couldn't imagine what a capitalist would look like if he treated his employees like this, but he didn't dare to say anything, because he was afraid of being exposed, so he hurriedly changed the topic, "Xiao Yu, I know you are very hard, I will definitely give you a more salary this time." ”

Lu Yu became interested, "Boss, how much salary do you plan to increase for me?" ”

“？” And directly ask the boss how much to add? Do you dare to mix in the workplace with emotional intelligence? If I were your boss, I would fire you immediately.

Lu Yu folded his fingers with a bitter face and said: "Boss, you don't know how hard I've been lately, others say that women are like tigers, I didn't believe it at first, but I believed it after Xiaoxi and I did that kind of thing, and she was about to drain my blood...... So I want to buy myself some supplements to replenish myself, but the supplements are very expensive, even if the bird's nest is forgotten, you can buy it for only a few hundred dollars, but ginseng costs thousands of dollars a piece, and it will take two months to save it without eating or drinking. ”

Then don't do that kind of thing.

Everyone is a man with a wife, and Scott Lang heard what that kind of thing meant, and then he was sad.

I think he Scott Lang used to be a man who had a wife, and later had a daughter, but because he was poor, his wife ran away, and his daughter also mixed with his wife, which can be called a big loser in life.

So he wanted to get some money to make his daughter live better.

Scott Lang stretched out his hand and patted Lu Yu on the shoulder, "Xiao Yu, I know that you have a low salary now, and your life is very hard...... In this way, I will give you a double salary increase first, and if you perform well in the future, I will give you a little more increase to ensure that you will not suffer, what do you think? ”

Lu Yu is happy, double the salary? I'm now earning tens of millions of dollars a month, and if it doubles, will it break 100 million? It's a pity that you can't afford to pay such a high salary even if you sell Scottron.

"I'll talk to the finance when I go back, and you'll get a salary increase this month." Scott Lang looked at Lu Yu and smiled, he also smiled and said: "By the way, I still have a meeting to start, so I will leave first, you work hard here, and I will give you a promotion when the time comes." ”

Wait, wait.

When you're old, maybe your boss will promote you to a higher position.

"Oh, thank you, boss." Lu Yu said: "But it's not right, how do I remember that I opened this supermarket by myself?" ”

The smile on Scottron's face stiffened.

I can't take a step forward.

The heart that was placed on his chest jumped into the abyss like a jump.

His voice trembled a little, "What did you just say?" ”

"Thank you, boss." Lu Yu said very honestly.

"No, it's the latter sentence."

"I opened this supermarket myself."

Scott Lang's legs trembled, "Actually, I'm joking with you. ”

Lu Yu nodded, "Well, I'm joking with you too." ”

Scott Lang breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be a joke, I thought you were really the boss, it scared me to death.

You say that you, a small employee, are pretending to be some kind of boss, so can you impersonate the temperament of a capitalist?

"I mean, all the things I just said to you, except for the one that I'm the boss, were all joking." Lu Yu added.

Scottron: "....... ”

Actually, you're here to tease me.

Lu Yu looked at Scott Lang's expression and decided to mend the knife for him again, "Actually, I saw you when you first came in, after all, your temperament is as dazzling as a firefly in the night, but I saw it, I just didn't say it." ”

"Why, because the law is very fucked up, a burglary is divided into two crimes, not stealing something is called attempted theft, and stealing something is called theft."

"The former is generally detained, and then the penalty will pass, and if the circumstances are particularly serious, they will be imprisoned for a few years, and the punishment will not be strong at all."

"But the latter is different, starting in three years, the maximum is indefinite, and the punishment is very strong."

"So I'm just waiting for you to go into the warehouse and steal something, so that I can be convicted of your crime, which is theft."

"Look at me, I have done so many things in order to cover you for crimes, how is it, are you moved?"

Don't dare to move, don't dare to move, I don't dare to move at all.

Scottron stood still, his legs as if they were rooted.

"Now let me see how many years you should be fined." Lu Yu said with interest.

He looked at the things in Scott Lang's hand and counted them one by one, "Spring water, a bottle of 100,000 dollars, serum, a bottle of 1 million dollars, you don't need to look at other things, these two alone are ten years to start." ”

Decade......

It's not cold, but Scott Lang's face is covered in a cold sweat, last time he was punished for a few years, his wife is gone, the children are gone, and now if he goes in for another ten years, his daughter may be arched by pigs.

Ten years, how many decades can there be in life, not to mention that this is still a ten-year start.

No, absolutely not, I can't go in again.

Once inside, my life is over.

Thinking of this, Scott Lang took out a switchblade and said viciously to Lu Yu: "Dude, everyone is out to mix, give me a way to live, don't force me, really force me to finish playing together." ”

Lu Yu opened his hand, the reality gem flashed slightly, and a three-meter-long machete appeared in his hand.

The machete is long.

Growing to Scottron's neck, he had a blade on it.

Scott Lang looked at the knife around his neck, felt the cold feeling from the blade, and then looked at Lu Yu's strange gaze, threw the switchblade on the ground with a flick of his hand, and raised his hands high, "Big brother, stop playing with me, I surrender, can't I surrender?" ”